ABZ Highlander Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jul 20 2006, 10:41 PM) QUOTE (ABZ Highlander @ Jul 20 2006, 01:23 PM) New from Jawk Jaw Inc....................... http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/3554/1swrj1.jpg My first thought here was to ask myself why it's even necessary at all to strap one's baby into such an elaborate device. Wouldn't it be even better just to keep one's little one a safe distance away from the swamplands where crocs tend to congregate? Then I realized that was crazy thinking, that I was missing the point entirely. I saw the error of my ways, and I chastised myself appropriately. Please forgive me for my temporarily lack of judgment. I almost made sense there for a second, and let's face it, no one wants that. Consider yourself forgiven goob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted July 20, 2006 Author Share Posted July 20, 2006 http://www.codehappy.net/mimage/wonka007.jpg Veruca - I WANT A JAWK JAW BADGE NOW DADDY ! daddy - Veruca , sweetheart. im doing the best i can , i have the whole bloody factory posting on the rush forum day and night , what more can i do ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 http://limozeene.com/bs7.JPG For all attending the Tick Kliq BBQ in September, you will be picked up at the airport or bus terminal by the official JAWK JAW INC. LIMO. Here is the lovely Chaffeuresse, HILDY, as she smiles to greet you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 http://www.rabinergroup.com/Images/Pigman.jpg jawwwwwwwwwwwk jawwwwwwwwwwww !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 http://www.rabinergroup.com/Images/MePeirottPhotographer.jpg dont mind me , ive lost my focus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Jul 21 2006, 05:40 AM) http://www.rabinergroup.com/Images/MePeirottPhotographer.jpg dont mind me , ive lost my focus. I don't get it. He looks fine to me... http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/rushgoober4/2x-flower2.jpg http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/rushgoober4/2x-flower3.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/rushgoober4/xmas.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted July 21, 2006 Author Share Posted July 21, 2006 i thought this qualified as a jawk jaw post... my wife laurette went to the local super market (shop-rite) and came home with a 12 pack of generic dr. pepper called dr. rite. i dont know why i find this so funny but i do. i keep walking around the house saying DR. RITE ! ( in a j.j. walker voice.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABZ Highlander Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/9646/1acebe5.png JAWK JAW...........make me feel better...................... JAWK JAW............put on your Black Leather...................... Edited to say a hefty Royalty payment has now been made to Mr G Simmons, New York, and a Mr P Stanley, New York, for the Exclusive use of all media quoted on this page................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Figures Gene and Paul would find a way to make money from even JAWK JAW!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
different strings Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 QUOTE (Necromancer @ Jul 21 2006, 09:45 AM) http://limozeene.com/bs7.JPG For all attending the Tick Kliq BBQ in September, you will be picked up at the airport or bus terminal by the official JAWK JAW INC. LIMO. Here is the lovely Chaffeuresse, HILDY, as she smiles to greet you. Hey Tick ya better count me in then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/rock_star/_group_photos/gene_simmons24.jpg Gene, Shannon and Paul after Jawk Jaw Inc. signed KISS as the Jawk Jaw official representitives of Arena Rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 (edited) NEW!!! JAWK JAW INC. is PROUD to present... http://www.chirurgical-maintenance.be/images/assort-repa4.jpg THE HOME SURGERY KIT!!! For 4 EASY payments of only 1300.99, you can have your own STAINLESS STEEL surgery kit. WHY pay for skyrocketing medical bills??? WHY trust DOCTORS who are so scared of malpractice suits they have begun drinking like fish every day before AND after work??? WHY wait for a DONOR for an organ when you can find one YOURSELF and TAKE it yourself??? NOW you can be the ULTIMATE DO IT YOURSELFER with JAWK JAW INC.'s Home Surgery Kit!!! NO more long waits for an appointment. NO more bitchy nurses waking you up after surgery repeatedly to ask you if you are sleeping well. NO more mind numbing insurance forms to fill out. NOW you can just DO IT YOURSELF. ACT NOW and you will recieve JAWK JAW INC.'s HOME ANESTHESIA KIT for only a mere 3,000 dollars extra. But WAIT!!! We'll also through in a beautiful set of Miracle Blades as well. DON'T DELAY... ACT TODAY!!! Call Now, 1-800-JAWKJAW to get your HOME SURGERY KIT TODAY!!! The first 10 callers will get to speak directly to the FOUNDER of JAWK JAW INC., TICK himself!!! He's not just the founder... He's a home surgeon himself!!! Edited July 23, 2006 by Necromancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 (edited) NOW... from the makers of the HOME SURGERY KIT... JAWK JAW INC. is PROUD to bring you the... HOME GYNECOLOGY TABLE!!! http://img.alibaba.com/photo/50420000/Gynecology_Operating_Table__Hydraulic_Pressure_.jpg Men... do you fear your wive's or girlfriend's appointments with her OB-GYN??? Is he HANDSOME??? Is he a PERV??? Does he have HIDDEN CAMERAS in his exam room??? What kind of INSTRUMENTS is he REALLY using with her??? Women... do YOU fear your appointement with your OB-GYN??? Is his hands always TOO cold??? Do you wonder why he always uses anesthesia for a routine pap smear??? Your girlfriends OB has NEVER blindfolded and tied her to the table. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE??? NOW... for only THREE easy payments of 1,208.49 you can own your very own OB-GYN table and perform these easy (and fun) exams in the privacy and comfort of your OWN HOME. IF you call within the next twenty minutes, TICK... the founder of JAWK JAW INC. will also throw in this BEAUTIFUL set of GYNECOLOGY TOOLS at NO EXTRA COST!!! http://www.advanced-inst.com/old/ProdImg/MiltexInst.gif Here's a few testimonials from Happy Jawk Jaw Inc. clients. RUSHGOOBER: "It's such a pretty table. We changed the upholstery from pink to tie-dye and now we love our HOME GYNECOLOGY TABLE even MORE" GEDS: "Picking up chicks has never been as easy as now since I got the HOME GYNECOLOGY TABLE. And LENERD loves it too. So... HOW YOU DOIN'??? " CEEJ: "We only got this to keep Necro happy, but I still go to my regular OB-GYN visits as well. The table can be used every day in a variety of other FUN activities." AGP: "Doing it yourself has NEVER been so easy. THANKS JAWK JAW INC." CALL NOW... 1-800-JAWKJAW and order your very own HOME GYNECOLOGY TABLE. Edited July 23, 2006 by Necromancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/17/glenn.beck/story.glenn.beck.jpg Necromancer, you sick freak!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 http://www.tvenvy.com/blogimages/jessica-alba.jpg Hi, I'm Jessica Alba. I'll be your hostess tonight for the very FIRST JAWK JAW AWARDS. We'll be joined by stars of the silver screen as well as television. Musical guests tonight will be... KISS and of course we'll be ROCKIN' and JAWKIN' with DOKKEN!!! And if you're all lucky... I may just pull out my lasso. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/bobwire/capt.jpg Who's that clown in the back ground? Major Leaque JAWK JAW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i81/ceejspics/redneck-puppy.jpg JAWK JAW... JAWK JAW... EVERYBODY JAWK JAW!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i81/ceejspics/8111-295x400.jpg After the JAWK JAW First Annual Awards show, Jessica headed out to the golf course for a few rounds to unwind. Too bad she has to put up with comments like this. Someone should Jawk that guy's Jaw!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 (edited) http://limozeene.com/bs7.JPG Hey, Hildy....How YOU doin'? Edited July 24, 2006 by Geds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Jawk Jaw - finally giving the definitive answer of which butter IS better: It's doughballs! http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/rushgoober4/doughy3.jpg http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/banana30.gif http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/banana3.gif http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/banana30.gif http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/banana3.gif http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/banana30.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMiltonBanana Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jul 25 2006, 10:40 AM) Jawk Jaw - finally giving the definitive answer of which butter IS better: It's doughballs! http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/rushgoober4/doughy3.jpg http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/banana30.gif http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/banana3.gif http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/banana30.gif http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/banana3.gif http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/banana30.gif *licks lips* dough....balls.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jul 25 2006, 08:40 AM)Jawk Jaw - finally giving the definitive answer of which butter IS better: It's doughballs! http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/rushgoober/rushgoober3/rushgoober4/doughy3.jpg http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/banana30.gif http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/banana3.gif http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/banana30.gif http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/banana3.gif http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/banana30.gif Dude, where did you get those emoticon things? I wanna use them on messenger http://www.worth1000.com/entries/83500/83846UBda_w.jpg Mouse: Do you get Jawk Jaw NOW? Cat: Oh yesss.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted July 26, 2006 Share Posted July 26, 2006 http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i81/ceejspics/redneck-pga-tour.jpg JAWK JAW... WHITETRASH STYLE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted July 26, 2006 Author Share Posted July 26, 2006 http://www.umm.edu/graphics/images/en/17245.jpg http://medicalimages.allrefer.com/large/jaw-pain-and-heart-attacks.jpg if your jawk jaw becomes infected seek medical attention imediatly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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