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Does Eddie Trunk deserve to be the 4th member of RUSH??


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Absolutely!

 

Eddie is a big fan of Rush and a great advocate on their behalf.

 

I've known Eddie for years...way back when he used to run an Alwick Record store here in NJ in the 1980s.

 

We used to talk about Stryper, Thin Lizzy and the duel lead guitar attack.

 

I've caught up with him after an Alice Cooper gig in Morristown last year.

 

Hasn't seen him since the "Beyond the Lighted Stage" premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival a few years back.

 

I can attest that he is a great guy, has a great family and a lover of all kinds of rock and roll.

 

If he wasn't in the career he's in chances are he'd be posting along with the rest of us.

Are you calling all of us losers? :P

 

 

"Even the losers get lucky sometimes" Tom Petty

 

 

"Born To Lose" UFO

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Weird. Just last night I had a dream that Eddie's trunk was the fourth member of RUSH.

Dreaming about Eddie Trunk? That IS weird!

 

I'm shocked too. I love Allen. WTF?

 

I've been dreaming of being the drummer in RUSH since 1982.

 

It really might happen.

 

LOL!

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No. The only true fourth member of Rush is the rapping skeleton.

 

He certainly played a much bigger role in Rush's success. That skeleton got RTB to go platinum in both the US and Canada. What the hell did Trunk do to help increase album sales significantly?

 

HAHAHAHA!

 

F EDDIE TRUNK!

 

I can't wait to take his job in "FIVE YEARS DEAD!"

 

Love,

 

MOTLEY FUCKKKING CRUE

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Trunk thinks he's in RUSH already, he pretty much says that it's playing half of the drum parts on each of the albums. Should he be awarded an honorary RUSH membership?

 

http://img.rush.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/eddie_geddy_alex.jpg

 

 

Cum on Pat. I not that good looking but really? Did you see my pic with the boys from the wine train tour?

 

I'm going to be their next drummer.

 

DUHHHHH!

 

Eddie Drunk is one of the biggest frauds on the planet.

 

I challenge that tit to a ROCK OFF!

 

Set it up Pat. Cum on man.

 

Signed,

 

TENACIOUS D

 

 

Really Pat? That tit is holding an empty cup.

 

My pic with Geddy and Alex I'm holding up a fuckking Wayne Gretzky 99 whiskey and ginger beer on the ROXXXXX!

 

Bring it Pat and I will deliver the goods.

 

JP

Let's see the pix Earl!

 

Dude!

 

Rod put the pics up on the Grapes Under Pressure 4 Tour!

 

My iMac is out of room. I can't download the pictures.

 

If I get your cell number perhaps I can send them all to you!

 

Not sure about the overseas thing but I have unlimited.

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Eddie Trump For President!

 

Another Rock And Roll Circus is coming to town!

 

Eddie Dump is more like it.

 

Douche

 

I will challenge Eddie to a ROCK OFF!

 

Serious.

 

I won't even study shit.

 

I will just walk into a room and meet him.

 

We can do a rock off knowledge show.

 

I will win.

 

Set it up Pat.

 

Someone?

 

I'm serious.

 

 

Eddie is a fraud.

 

 

Eddie in Iron Maiden has more brains!

 

Love,

 

"PIECE OF MIND!"

 

Seriously?

 

Let's do this.

 

Put your BALLS TO THE WALL wankers!

 

 

ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE! LOL!

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Trunk thinks he's in RUSH already, he pretty much says that it's playing half of the drum parts on each of the albums. Should he be awarded an honorary RUSH membership?

 

http://img.rush.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/eddie_geddy_alex.jpg

 

 

Cum on Pat. I not that good looking but really? Did you see my pic with the boys from the wine train tour?

 

I'm going to be their next drummer.

 

DUHHHHH!

 

Eddie Drunk is one of the biggest frauds on the planet.

 

I challenge that tit to a ROCK OFF!

 

Set it up Pat. Cum on man.

 

Signed,

 

TENACIOUS D

 

 

Really Pat? That tit is holding an empty cup.

 

My pic with Geddy and Alex I'm holding up a fuckking Wayne Gretzky 99 whiskey and ginger beer on the ROXXXXX!

 

Bring it Pat and I will deliver the goods.

 

JP

Let's see the pix Earl!

 

Dude!

 

Rod put the pics up on the Grapes Under Pressure 4 Tour!

 

My iMac is out of room. I can't download the pictures.

 

If I get your cell number perhaps I can send them all to you!

 

Not sure about the overseas thing but I have unlimited.

Cell number?? I don't even have a cell phone, never have! They're for fools and millennials and Marillion fans!

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How does he pronounce Peart?

 

Eddie Drunk loves Neil PERT shampoo.

 

Fat overrated moron.

 

"Some Guys Have All The Luck"

 

Signed,

 

Rod Stewart

 

 

Sometimes it's really not all about just getting laid and all the women you can make love to.

 

Some idiot men have good luck on other avenues of life.

 

Pat and I could bury this little fat troll monkey.

 

I've met Eddie in Vegas after the Scorps and Ryche.

I hung out with all the rock stars that night.

I challenged Trunk to some questions.

Had no clue.

 

Yup! I knew he was a tit and a fraud.

 

Eddie Trunk's brain is smaller than the pus that dwells deep inside the throbbing penis of a fire ant.

 

He's a joke and was at the right place at the right time.

 

Life isn't fair, but it is fair.

 

"FAIR WARNING!"

 

A cell phone has more brain cells than Eddie Trunk's brain Pat. Fukk it.

 

No one talks on a phone anymore.

 

It's a texting sexting culture.

 

I get laid more with my fingers than I do in real life.

 

I've sexted three women at the same time once.

Got them all off.

 

Yet here we are typing about Eddie Trunk.

 

He belongs in a trunk.

 

Signed,

 

Joe Pesci

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