Do Not Allow the Anti-Zelix to Beguile You

[JohnRogers]

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Papists! Forget your catechism, avoid cataclysm of the end times by following Zelix today.

 

And you, John Rogers...I can smell an ex-Catholic a mile away!!

My dog tags read ROMAN CATHOLIC but my heart says Zelix!

 

 

Zelix!

 

Zelix!!

 

Zelix!!!

[Lorraine]

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[Lorraine]

I can't get my lawn mower to start.

 

Who put a Zelix hex on it???

[OldRUSHfan]

It's clinically proven, and we here at TRF have proof in the form of an actual example in JR!

 

And PLEASE! DON'T believe in anything someone else tells you to! That just proves to the person trying to deceive you what an idiot They're dealing with! GNAH!

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Satan!

:(

 

I see what you did there.

 

Your secret is safe with Lorraine. ;)

 

Not with ME however! And as far as satan? WRONG AGAIN, dumbbutt, I'm nowhere NEAR ANY TYPE OF ANGEL. [or have your forgot your catechism?

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ORFie, you're Catholic?

 

Nope, I went to a protestant style sunday school. I just know stuff about the catholic life style...but as far as JR goes, I fear he's been brainwashed too well. He's a lost cause....

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[OldRUSHfan]

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Papists! Forget your catechism, avoid cataclysm of the end times by following Zelix today.

 

Too ME, JR, I don't even believe in GOD, because I don't know that it exists. I don't even assign it a GENDER. What in the HECK would a GOD need with a GENDER? So as far as I'm concerned, Zelix is a non-entity in the world of DEITIES and YOU are even LESS THAN THAT! You're promoting IDIOCY, and THAT IS BELOW Your WORM LIKE STATUS....not even funny as a JOKE anymore....

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[JohnRogers]

I can't get my lawn mower to start.

 

Who put a Zelix hex on it???

No...no...no, Zelix will fix your mower or provide you a new one. Just ask Zelix in prayer. Zelix can even provide a sense of humor for those who lost theirs in the toilet this morning.