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QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jun 17 2005, 09:20 AM) An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor. "Pretty good," answers the old man. "I'm eating well, and I'm still in control of my bowels and bladder. In fact, when I get up at night to pee, the good Lord turns the light on for me." The doctor decides not to comment on that last statement, and goes into the next room to check on the man's wife. "How're you feeling?" he asks. "I'm doing well," answers the old woman. "I still have lots of energy and I'm not feeling any pain." The doctor says, "That's nice. It sounds like you and your husband are both doing well. One thing though - your husband said that when he gets up to pee at night, the good Lord turns the light on for him. Do you have any idea what he means?" "Oh No," says the woman, "He's peeing in the refrigerator again."

QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Jun 15 2005, 10:46 AM) He won't be breathing hard and using his light saber anymore after that stunt I think he's going to have some arse kissing to do!!

QUOTE (barney_rebel @ Jun 15 2005, 10:36 AM) http://www.postcrap.com/june05vids.php?fil...=deathvader.wmv

AGP if we hook them up.... they would make lovely grandkids for us!!! In about 20 years!

QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Jun 12 2005, 02:43 PM) As he trys to get me in a romantic mood..he gropes my boobs and points out how my right 1 is lil larger then my left..by callin me lopsided then says "cumon baybay lets F*ck! Back off ladies hes ALL mine

QUOTE (pinkfloyd1973 @ Jun 12 2005, 12:22 PM) what awesome looking kids!!! Must be a Rush fan thing, brings out the ultra-cuteness in all our kids!!

QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 12 2005, 11:42 AM) QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 12 2005, 11:40 AM) QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 12 2005, 11:36 AM) QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 12 2005, 10:06 AM) My boys....Patrick in the hockey equipment and Ryan so cute! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sundog918/hockeystar.jpg I have a Patrick, too, Sunny!!! Cool! They're awesome. Don't you call him Patch too? It's what we call my son most of the time.....I never liked Pat for a boy! Yes! We've talked about this haven't we? Patchy... yep!

QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 12 2005, 11:36 AM) QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 12 2005, 10:06 AM) My boys....Patrick in the hockey equipment and Ryan so cute! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sundog918/hockeystar.jpg I have a Patrick, too, Sunny!!! Cool! They're awesome. Don't you call him Patch too? It's what we call my son most of the time.....I never liked Pat for a boy!

My boys....Patrick in the hockey equipment and Ryan so cute! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sundog918/hockeystar.jpg

cute

QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Jun 11 2005, 08:18 PM) QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 11 2005, 05:50 PM)http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/sundog918/Nature41.jpg my kinda desert! Seerious! That looks like the Sonoran Desert around Phoenix (with a touch of Photoshop ) I wonder if it was taken in the Superstition Mountains. The tall cacti are Saguaro (sah-WAR-oh) and the fuzzy looking touch-me-not at the bottom is Cholla (choy-uh) That's by far the happiest Saguaro I ever did see. Thanks for the lessons.... I never knew there was a difference in cactii - makes sense though. I have more of these pics..... I haven't laughed that hard is soooooo long!

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QUOTE (Slaine mac Roth @ Jun 11 2005, 07:11 AM) QUOTE (sundog @ Jun 11 2005, 12:00 PM) OR Come explore your dreams' creation Enter this world of imagination Twightlight Zone Beat you to that guess I defer!!! Sorry Slaine!

Welcome here to all the newbies - I haven't been keeping up with the recent ones as I should But sit back and enjoy!

OR Come explore your dreams' creation Enter this world of imagination Twightlight Zone

QUOTE (slacker @ Jun 10 2005, 03:39 AM) QUOTE (pinkfloyd1973 @ Jun 9 2005, 02:46 PM) Ok, here ya go .. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/pinkfloyd1973/ddjjd.jpg The Fountain the mist is rising In the golden light of autumn There was magic in the air TAI SHAN

QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Jun 10 2005, 07:24 PM) http://img296.echo.cx/img296/3468/ex7oq.jpg Take out your ex tonight! It only costs one bullet!

QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Jun 10 2005, 07:26 PM) http://img296.echo.cx/img296/5389/23544bh.jpg Hmmmm fashionable for a lush

Moonie Love to read about it....

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>> >Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching >> Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. >> They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at >> the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, >> could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce >> where we are...very slowly?" The blonde leaned over the counter and said, >> "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing."

A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money. The million-dollar question was, "Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it: A) the condor; the buzzard; C) the cuckoo; or D) the vulture?" She did not know the answer. She was doubly on the spot because she had used her 50/50 and Ask-the-Audience lifelines. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline. She hoped against hope that she would not have to use it because the only friend that she knew would be home was a blonde. She had no alternative. She called her friend and told her the question and the four choices. The blonde responded unhesitatingly, "That's easy. The answer is C: The cuckoo." The contestant had to decide. She considered a reverse strategy of giving Regis any answer except the one her friend gave her. Considering that her friend was a blonde, that would seem logical. On the other hand-the blonde had responded with such confidence, such certitude, that the contestant could not help but be persuaded. Crossing her fingers, the contestant said, "C: The cuckoo." "Is that your final answer?" asked Regis. "Yes, that is my final answer." Two seconds later, Regis said, "I regret to inform you that answer is ..absolutely correct. You are now a millionaire!" Three days later, the contestant hosted a party for her family and friends, including the blonde who helped her win the million dollars. "Jenny, I do not know how to thank you," said the contestant. "Because you knew the answer to that final question, I am now a millionaire. How did you happen to know the right answer?" "Oh, come on!" said the blonde. "Everybody knows cuckoos don't build nests. They live in clocks."

During class, a teacher was trying to teach good manners. The teacher asks the students: "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell he r that you have to go to the bathroom?" "Just a minute, I have to go piss." " That would be rude and impolite!!! What about you John, how would you say it?" " I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." " That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table. And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?" " I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."

Dear Abby, My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big friging red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time the a**hole will buy me a diamond. Sincerely, Bitchy in Boston