In A Tidewater Surge

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Why does a Frenchman only eat one egg for breakfast? Because that is un oeuf Micky mouse and Minnie mouse are in divorce court. The judge says: "I'm afraid I can't divorce you because Minnie is insane." Micky steps forward and says: "I didn't say she was insane. I said she was f***ing Goofy!" What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? Bingo. What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the lid of her coffin. An old man was at his doctor's office, waiting for his physical, when a nurse came to him. "We're going to need a stool sample, a urine sample, and a semen sample," she told him. "Okay," he said. "Guess I'll be giving you my underwear."

Pan American nightmare Ten thousand feet fun-fair Convinced that I don't care It's safe as houses I swear I was just sitting musing The virtues of cruising When altitude dropping My ears started popping One more red nightmare Sweat beginning to pour down My neck as I turn round I heard fortune shouting Just get off of this outing A farewell swan song See you know how turbulence can be The stewardess made me (*see note*) One more red nightmare Reality stirred me My angel had heard me The prayer had been answered A reprieve has been granted The dream was now broken Thought rudely awoken Really safe and sound Asleep on the Greyhound One more red nightmare

I'd say leave the kid. Somebody that young won't really get it or appreciate what's going on. Better to wait until they are older.

Been a fan for 4 years, been to no concerts.. I win due to the inability to divide by 0

The date is what stumped me

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I like turtles

Tom Sawyer YYZ Dreamline Anything else would be perfect! Too bad they are doing MP in its entirety.

Damn, Star, you're right!

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Freebird Stairway To Heaven The Sky Moves Sideways Hound Dog In The Court Of The Crimson King Were they supposed to be Rush songs..?

This has me stumped too

Well she was an American girl Raised on promises She couldn't help thinkin' That there was a little more to life somewhere else After all it was a great big world With lots of places to run to And if she had to die tryin' She had one little promise she was gonna keep Oh yeah, all right Take it easy, baby Make it last all night She was an American girl Well it was kinda cold that night She stood alone on her balcony Yeah, she could hear the cars roll by Out on 441 like waves crashin' on the beach And for one desperate moment There he crept back in her memory God it's so painful when something that's so close Is still so far out of reach Oh yeah, all right Take it easy, baby Make it last all night She was an American girl

Did you remember to tell him that Steven Wilson is better? edit for relevance: I found some new records at a garage sale, and have been listening to Jefferson Airplane

I'm up for a chat if anybody wants to join me

Ah, either way, I like it

No, this is my big cousin, mother of the one who broke my xbox. 50x more annoying and about half as smart :/

QUOTE (Slaine mac Roth @ Jun 11 2010, 12:59 PM) QUOTE (Sark @ Nov 26 2009, 02:44 PM) then I give up. As a refugee from several long term relationships and one failed marriage I think that's your best course of action and the sensible thing to do. There's only one female in my life at present and that's fine by me - she's not let me down yet and I don't think she ever will. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v110/Jimyyz2112/kids/mary3.jpg She hasn't told me to get my hair cut or dyed to cover the gray, change my choice in clothes, stop watching/reading SF and fantasy or stop listening to Rush. She only complains on the occasions when I don't shave for a few days because it tickles (though she seems fine with the goatee I've got at the present) What more could I want? Is that a vest I see? Very nice.