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  1. That's what you said about the sperm whale. Now you're papa's having to use it as a garage. :eyeroll: No, no, not at all. It's just an ordinary garden shed. Yes, it means you can still keep your main sherry supply. :ebert: No. We don't want a specimen. We either want your blood or nothing. Why don't you want to eat me? :rage: I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat. Would you like to have a sixteen-ton weight dropped on top of you, Eric? ;) I'll offer you a poke in the eye. Simon was the only friend I ever had...I wouldn't head a word against him...lovely fella. :) ... and an expert in Egyptian tomb paintings. Sir Robert... are you really five foot ten? It's common sense really. If they can't see you, they can't get you. :7up:
  2. That's what you said about the sperm whale. Now you're papa's having to use it as a garage. :eyeroll: No, no, not at all. It's just an ordinary garden shed. Yes, it means you can still keep your main sherry supply. :ebert: No. We don't want a specimen. We either want your blood or nothing. Why don't you want to eat me? :rage: I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat. Would you like to have a sixteen-ton weight dropped on top of you, Eric? ;) I'll offer you a poke in the eye. Simon was the only friend I ever had...I wouldn't head a word against him...lovely fella. :)
  3. That's what you said about the sperm whale. Now you're papa's having to use it as a garage. :eyeroll: No, no, not at all. It's just an ordinary garden shed. Yes, it means you can still keep your main sherry supply. :ebert: No. We don't want a specimen. We either want your blood or nothing. Why don't you want to eat me? :rage: I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat. Would you like to have a sixteen-ton weight dropped on top of you, Eric? ;)
  4. That's what you said about the sperm whale. Now you're papa's having to use it as a garage. :eyeroll: No, no, not at all. It's just an ordinary garden shed. Yes, it means you can still keep your main sherry supply. :ebert: No. We don't want a specimen. We either want your blood or nothing. Why don't you want to eat me? :rage:
  5. That's what you said about the sperm whale. Now you're papa's having to use it as a garage. :eyeroll: No, no, not at all. It's just an ordinary garden shed. Yes, it means you can still keep your main sherry supply. :ebert:
  6. That's what you said about the sperm whale. Now you're papa's having to use it as a garage. :eyeroll:
  7. Well you'd better see Mr Bounder about that. Mr Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. No, it was just a little joke, Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher. :hi: No, no, I was saying that you, Miss Elk, were an, A.N. not A.N.N.E., expert... Well that's sorted out then. What a mess, isn't it. :blush: The Messiah! The Messiah! Show us the Messiah! But first, will you please, please welcome...a block of wood! :banghead: I say, those are my juniper bushes. I'll throw that in and a fiver, for the briefcase and the umbrella. :cheers: Yes, flowers could do with a drop of rain though, eh? It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum. :sundog: Yes, all right, all right ... but, uh, only if I can watch. I prefer to watch Palace nowadays. :ph34r: As expected it's a much more defensive line-up. Plato's in goal, Socrates is a front runner there, and Aristotle as sweeper. Aristotle, very much the man in form. Well, they've had very bad luck on the tour so far. They missed four very easy kicks against the Exeter Amateur Operatic Society. :| Next week, Four leading heads of state of the Afro-Asian nations against Bristol Rovers at Molineux. And don't forget tomorrow when it'll be 9.20. :blah: There's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12:50 you climb up it and then... eventually, it strikes one and you all run down. Therefore I call upon our Bonchester Bridge delegate to explain this weird behavior. :huh: One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle. :tsk: On the 28th day of May, you published this phrase book?
  8. Well you'd better see Mr Bounder about that. Mr Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. No, it was just a little joke, Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher. :hi: No, no, I was saying that you, Miss Elk, were an, A.N. not A.N.N.E., expert... Well that's sorted out then. What a mess, isn't it. :blush: The Messiah! The Messiah! Show us the Messiah! But first, will you please, please welcome...a block of wood! :banghead: I say, those are my juniper bushes. I'll throw that in and a fiver, for the briefcase and the umbrella. :cheers: Yes, flowers could do with a drop of rain though, eh? It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum. :sundog: Yes, all right, all right ... but, uh, only if I can watch. I prefer to watch Palace nowadays. :ph34r: As expected it's a much more defensive line-up. Plato's in goal, Socrates is a front runner there, and Aristotle as sweeper. Aristotle, very much the man in form. Well, they've had very bad luck on the tour so far. They missed four very easy kicks against the Exeter Amateur Operatic Society. :| Next week, Four leading heads of state of the Afro-Asian nations against Bristol Rovers at Molineux. And don't forget tomorrow when it'll be 9.20. :blah: There's a big clock in the middle of the room, and about 12:50 you climb up it and then... eventually, it strikes one and you all run down. Therefore I call upon our Bonchester Bridge delegate to explain this weird behavior. :huh:
  9. Well you'd better see Mr Bounder about that. Mr Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. No, it was just a little joke, Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher. :hi: No, no, I was saying that you, Miss Elk, were an, A.N. not A.N.N.E., expert... Well that's sorted out then. What a mess, isn't it. :blush: The Messiah! The Messiah! Show us the Messiah! But first, will you please, please welcome...a block of wood! :banghead: I say, those are my juniper bushes. I'll throw that in and a fiver, for the briefcase and the umbrella. :cheers: Yes, flowers could do with a drop of rain though, eh? It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum. :sundog: Yes, all right, all right ... but, uh, only if I can watch. I prefer to watch Palace nowadays. :ph34r: As expected it's a much more defensive line-up. Plato's in goal, Socrates is a front runner there, and Aristotle as sweeper. Aristotle, very much the man in form. Well, they've had very bad luck on the tour so far. They missed four very easy kicks against the Exeter Amateur Operatic Society. :| Next week, Four leading heads of state of the Afro-Asian nations against Bristol Rovers at Molineux. And don't forget tomorrow when it'll be 9.20. :blah:
  10. Well you'd better see Mr Bounder about that. Mr Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. No, it was just a little joke, Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher. :hi: No, no, I was saying that you, Miss Elk, were an, A.N. not A.N.N.E., expert... Well that's sorted out then. What a mess, isn't it. :blush: The Messiah! The Messiah! Show us the Messiah! But first, will you please, please welcome...a block of wood! :banghead: I say, those are my juniper bushes. I'll throw that in and a fiver, for the briefcase and the umbrella. :cheers: Yes, flowers could do with a drop of rain though, eh? It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum. :sundog: Yes, all right, all right ... but, uh, only if I can watch. I prefer to watch Palace nowadays. :ph34r: As expected it's a much more defensive line-up. Plato's in goal, Socrates is a front runner there, and Aristotle as sweeper. Aristotle, very much the man in form. Well, they've had very bad luck on the tour so far. They missed four very easy kicks against the Exeter Amateur Operatic Society. :|
  11. Well you'd better see Mr Bounder about that. Mr Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. No, it was just a little joke, Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher. :hi: No, no, I was saying that you, Miss Elk, were an, A.N. not A.N.N.E., expert... Well that's sorted out then. What a mess, isn't it. :blush: The Messiah! The Messiah! Show us the Messiah! But first, will you please, please welcome...a block of wood! :banghead: I say, those are my juniper bushes. I'll throw that in and a fiver, for the briefcase and the umbrella. :cheers: Yes, flowers could do with a drop of rain though, eh? It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum. :sundog: Yes, all right, all right ... but, uh, only if I can watch. I prefer to watch Palace nowadays. :ph34r:
  12. Well you'd better see Mr Bounder about that. Mr Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. No, it was just a little joke, Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher. :hi: No, no, I was saying that you, Miss Elk, were an, A.N. not A.N.N.E., expert... Well that's sorted out then. What a mess, isn't it. :blush: The Messiah! The Messiah! Show us the Messiah! But first, will you please, please welcome...a block of wood! :banghead: I say, those are my juniper bushes. I'll throw that in and a fiver, for the briefcase and the umbrella. :cheers: Yes, flowers could do with a drop of rain though, eh? It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum. :sundog:
  13. Well you'd better see Mr Bounder about that. Mr Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. No, it was just a little joke, Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher. :hi: No, no, I was saying that you, Miss Elk, were an, A.N. not A.N.N.E., expert... Well that's sorted out then. What a mess, isn't it. :blush: The Messiah! The Messiah! Show us the Messiah! But first, will you please, please welcome...a block of wood! :banghead: I say, those are my juniper bushes. I'll throw that in and a fiver, for the briefcase and the umbrella. :cheers:
  14. Well you'd better see Mr Bounder about that. Mr Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. No, it was just a little joke, Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher. :hi: No, no, I was saying that you, Miss Elk, were an, A.N. not A.N.N.E., expert... Well that's sorted out then. What a mess, isn't it. :blush: The Messiah! The Messiah! Show us the Messiah! But first, will you please, please welcome...a block of wood! :banghead:
  15. Well you'd better see Mr Bounder about that. Mr Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. No, it was just a little joke, Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher. :hi: No, no, I was saying that you, Miss Elk, were an, A.N. not A.N.N.E., expert... Well that's sorted out then. What a mess, isn't it. :blush:
  16. Well you'd better see Mr Bounder about that. Mr Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the India Overland. No, it was just a little joke, Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher. :hi:
  17. It's been on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this morning. :| Robert, could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. Oh, do hurry Sir Simon, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes, and if you don't catch the 10:15 you won't catch the 3:45 which means... :hug2: oh! The journey was possible, and yet.... 'Wrong Way' Robert had accidentally stumbled on a piece of anthropological history. It was the inhabitants of Bonchester Bridge who had made the great trek south to the sunnier pastures of Northampton, and not vice versa, as he had originally surmised. If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off... :outtahere: How shall we ____ off, O Lord? You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well take a look at this, then... :7up: :chickendance: :banana: Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them. But why couldn't you fight a penguin? It needn't be a little penguin. It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. :hockeygoon: No. I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my life. I'd rather he was a sewage attendant :spitwater: or a rat catcher. Look! We can't afford it! TRF is short of money as it is. :yes: As soon as 73 gets his hands on his money, he blows it all on milk, bread, tea, tin of meat for the cat. Disgusting! Right! Men, the chase is on! Now we should all kneel. Once again I proved too clever for th... :16ton: The London Brick Company? :zzz: Oh, Ah, well, I am afraid that is already asleep. Must be sick. I don't suppose you could give me a list of their names and addresses could you? :laughing guy: Oh no - anything but that please no, all right, I'll tell you.
  18. It's been on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this morning. :| Robert, could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. Oh, do hurry Sir Simon, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes, and if you don't catch the 10:15 you won't catch the 3:45 which means... :hug2: oh! The journey was possible, and yet.... 'Wrong Way' Robert had accidentally stumbled on a piece of anthropological history. It was the inhabitants of Bonchester Bridge who had made the great trek south to the sunnier pastures of Northampton, and not vice versa, as he had originally surmised. If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off... :outtahere: How shall we ____ off, O Lord? You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well take a look at this, then... :7up: :chickendance: :banana: Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them. But why couldn't you fight a penguin? It needn't be a little penguin. It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. :hockeygoon: No. I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my life. I'd rather he was a sewage attendant :spitwater: or a rat catcher. Look! We can't afford it! TRF is short of money as it is. :yes: As soon as 73 gets his hands on his money, he blows it all on milk, bread, tea, tin of meat for the cat. Disgusting! Right! Men, the chase is on! Now we should all kneel. Once again I proved too clever for th... :16ton: The London Brick Company? :zzz: Oh, Ah, well, I am afraid that is already asleep.
  19. It's been on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this morning. :| Robert, could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. Oh, do hurry Sir Simon, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes, and if you don't catch the 10:15 you won't catch the 3:45 which means... :hug2: oh! The journey was possible, and yet.... 'Wrong Way' Robert had accidentally stumbled on a piece of anthropological history. It was the inhabitants of Bonchester Bridge who had made the great trek south to the sunnier pastures of Northampton, and not vice versa, as he had originally surmised. If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off... :outtahere: How shall we ____ off, O Lord? You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well take a look at this, then... :7up: :chickendance: :banana: Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them. But why couldn't you fight a penguin? It needn't be a little penguin. It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. :hockeygoon: No. I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my life. I'd rather he was a sewage attendant :spitwater: or a rat catcher. Look! We can't afford it! TRF is short of money as it is. :yes: As soon as 73 gets his hands on his money, he blows it all on milk, bread, tea, tin of meat for the cat. Disgusting! Right! Men, the chase is on! Now we should all kneel. Once again I proved too clever for th... :16ton:
  20. It's been on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this morning. :| Robert, could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. Oh, do hurry Sir Simon, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes, and if you don't catch the 10:15 you won't catch the 3:45 which means... :hug2: oh! The journey was possible, and yet.... 'Wrong Way' Robert had accidentally stumbled on a piece of anthropological history. It was the inhabitants of Bonchester Bridge who had made the great trek south to the sunnier pastures of Northampton, and not vice versa, as he had originally surmised. If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off... :outtahere: How shall we ____ off, O Lord? You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well take a look at this, then... :7up: :chickendance: :banana: Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them. But why couldn't you fight a penguin? It needn't be a little penguin. It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. :hockeygoon: No. I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my life. I'd rather he was a sewage attendant :spitwater: or a rat catcher. Look! We can't afford it! TRF is short of money as it is. :yes: As soon as 73 gets his hands on his money, he blows it all on milk, bread, tea, tin of meat for the cat.
  21. It's been on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this morning. :| Robert, could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. Oh, do hurry Sir Simon, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes, and if you don't catch the 10:15 you won't catch the 3:45 which means... :hug2: oh! The journey was possible, and yet.... 'Wrong Way' Robert had accidentally stumbled on a piece of anthropological history. It was the inhabitants of Bonchester Bridge who had made the great trek south to the sunnier pastures of Northampton, and not vice versa, as he had originally surmised. If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off... :outtahere: How shall we ____ off, O Lord? You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well take a look at this, then... :7up: :chickendance: :banana: Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them. But why couldn't you fight a penguin? It needn't be a little penguin. It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. :hockeygoon: No. I'm sick of it! I want to do something else. I want to make something of my life. I'd rather he was a sewage attendant :spitwater: or a rat catcher.
  22. It's been on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this morning. :| Robert, could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. Oh, do hurry Sir Simon, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes, and if you don't catch the 10:15 you won't catch the 3:45 which means... :hug2: oh! The journey was possible, and yet.... 'Wrong Way' Robert had accidentally stumbled on a piece of anthropological history. It was the inhabitants of Bonchester Bridge who had made the great trek south to the sunnier pastures of Northampton, and not vice versa, as he had originally surmised. If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off... :outtahere: How shall we ____ off, O Lord? You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well take a look at this, then... :7up: :chickendance: :banana: Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them. But why couldn't you fight a penguin? It needn't be a little penguin. It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. :hockeygoon:
  23. It's been on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this morning. :| Robert, could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. Oh, do hurry Sir Simon, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes, and if you don't catch the 10:15 you won't catch the 3:45 which means... :hug2: oh! The journey was possible, and yet.... 'Wrong Way' Robert had accidentally stumbled on a piece of anthropological history. It was the inhabitants of Bonchester Bridge who had made the great trek south to the sunnier pastures of Northampton, and not vice versa, as he had originally surmised. If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off... :outtahere: How shall we ____ off, O Lord? You're really interested in silly walks, aren't you? Well take a look at this, then... :7up: :chickendance: :banana:
  24. It's been on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this morning. :| Robert, could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. Oh, do hurry Sir Simon, your train leaves in twenty-eight minutes, and if you don't catch the 10:15 you won't catch the 3:45 which means... :hug2: oh! The journey was possible, and yet.... 'Wrong Way' Robert had accidentally stumbled on a piece of anthropological history. It was the inhabitants of Bonchester Bridge who had made the great trek south to the sunnier pastures of Northampton, and not vice versa, as he had originally surmised. If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off... :outtahere:
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