The Notorious B.S.G.

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QUOTE (Sodoff Baldrick @ Dec 8 2004, 02:31 PM) Larry the Cable Guy is doing a show here in Feb. I'd love to see him. Git 'er done!!! ________________ Planning to see U2 in March. I've never seen them, and I'm really looking forward to it.

It all makes perfect sense to me now.

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Dec 5 2004, 11:03 AM) So, screw them... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/1001001/dukesofhazzard_daisy1.jpg Oh, my Gawd! Bless you, 1! (And Jack, too.)

This is Pratt. We rescued him from the animal shelter, but is he grateful? Whattya YOU think? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/01Pratt.jpg

Oh my! Oh my! Oh my! (Wouldn't want to disappoint you, GG.)

Here's Lerxst as a young dude. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/YoungLerxst.jpg Sorry. I couldn't resist. Don't KEEL me, sisters! I was only joking.

For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going? Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be da*ned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no fu*king bike!"

Hey! I think I saw the Starship Enterprise!

WOW! Boy, do I miss my home state Mich-i-gan! But not THAT sort of weather. Cool pic!

The Anniversary A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee," Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out today".

The genie - Take 2 A man was walking along a deserted beach one day when he saw an old bottle. He picked it up and while he was rubbing the sand off, smoke arose from it and a genie appeared. The amazed man asked if he got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?" The man did not hesitate. He said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony." The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Man, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable." The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right woman. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes the same things I like, doesn't complain, nag or b*tch, likes to cook real food, and have sex as much as I do. One who doesn't criticize the way I do things when I do some housework, and never wants the remote control. She'd never belittle my family. Doesn't watch soap operas or Jerry Springer and Oprah all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for .. a good woman." The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the fu*king map again".

Ahhh! The peaceable kingdom.

And another....... because I can. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Rush/Lerxst18.jpg

Hey Lerxst-lovers, I didn't forget about y'all. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Rush/Lerxst02a.jpg

Oh geez! Now y'all are gonna think he's a God or something..... Oy! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Rush/NEPIrvine03.jpg

Brace yourselves, GG and NPG, another action shot. Or as "they" say in the business, a money shot. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Rush/NEPIrvine02.jpg

I didn't forget my Ged-sisters.... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Rush/GedIrvine.jpg

Pretty sure this is new..... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Rush/NEPIrvine.jpg

QUOTE (xanadu66 @ Nov 29 2004, 11:13 AM) BSG is Da Man today!! GREAT pics Aww, shucks.

The genie A woman was walking along a deserted beach one day when she saw an old bottle. She picked it up and while she was rubbing the sand off, smoke arose from it and a genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?" The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony." The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable." The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family. Doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for .. a good man." The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the fu*king map again".

Ok, it's a couple days late. So sue me, eh? _______________________________ A Thanksgiving Story! A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?" HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Red Lenses? We've got Mars on the horizon

QUOTE (Test4VitalSigns @ Nov 29 2004, 09:16 AM) QUOTE (BSG @ Nov 29 2004, 08:59 AM) I must say, I rented this movie, and was unable to get engaged in it or even to finish it, despite my usual love for film noir. But, many liked it a lot. So, if it comes up on HBO sometime, I'll give it another shot. Interesting rumor about a sequel. Yeah B give it another shot....it's one of those movies u have to watch all the way to totally appreciate it and understand why it is such a cult fav...Again I have total dismay for hollywood with their moronic sequel ideas...this is one of those movies that should be well left alone....like Highlander for example Thanks. I will.