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  1. The Notorious B.S.G.
    QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Dec 16 2004, 11:23 AM) (RR, you can put that Miller Lite back in the fridge now! ) Or just pour it down the sink......
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    Here's Pratt the cat looking for a warm spot to hang out in. Lucky for him I didn't start the dishwasher. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/20041214PrattInDishwasher2.jpg
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    First of October: Matthau, Walter (1920) Carter, Jimmy (1924) Rehnquist, William (1924) Bosley, Tom (1927) Quaid, Randy (1950) McGwire, Mark (1963) Margolis, Cindy (1968 I already knew about Jimmy Carter, but this site overlooked Julie Andrews, who I know shares my birthday......
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    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Christmas01.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Christmas02.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Christmas03.jpg
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    QUOTE (Sodoff Baldrick @ Dec 8 2004, 02:31 PM) Larry the Cable Guy is doing a show here in Feb. I'd love to see him. Git 'er done!!! ________________ Planning to see U2 in March. I've never seen them, and I'm really looking forward to it.
  6. The Notorious B.S.G.
    It all makes perfect sense to me now.
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    QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Dec 5 2004, 11:03 AM) So, screw them... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/1001001/dukesofhazzard_daisy1.jpg Oh, my Gawd! Bless you, 1! (And Jack, too.)
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    This is Pratt. We rescued him from the animal shelter, but is he grateful? Whattya YOU think? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/01Pratt.jpg
  9. The Notorious B.S.G.
    Oh my! Oh my! Oh my! (Wouldn't want to disappoint you, GG.)
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    Here's Lerxst as a young dude. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/YoungLerxst.jpg Sorry. I couldn't resist. Don't KEEL me, sisters! I was only joking.
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    For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going? Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be da*ned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no fu*king bike!"
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  13. The Notorious B.S.G.
    Hey! I think I saw the Starship Enterprise!
  14. The Notorious B.S.G.
    WOW! Boy, do I miss my home state Mich-i-gan! But not THAT sort of weather. Cool pic!
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    The Anniversary A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee," Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out today".
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    The genie - Take 2 A man was walking along a deserted beach one day when he saw an old bottle. He picked it up and while he was rubbing the sand off, smoke arose from it and a genie appeared. The amazed man asked if he got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?" The man did not hesitate. He said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony." The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Man, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable." The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right woman. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes the same things I like, doesn't complain, nag or b*tch, likes to cook real food, and have sex as much as I do. One who doesn't criticize the way I do things when I do some housework, and never wants the remote control. She'd never belittle my family. Doesn't watch soap operas or Jerry Springer and Oprah all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for .. a good woman." The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the fu*king map again".
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    Ahhh! The peaceable kingdom.
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    And another....... because I can. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Rush/Lerxst18.jpg
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    Hey Lerxst-lovers, I didn't forget about y'all. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Rush/Lerxst02a.jpg
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    Oh geez! Now y'all are gonna think he's a God or something..... Oy! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Rush/NEPIrvine03.jpg
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    Brace yourselves, GG and NPG, another action shot. Or as "they" say in the business, a money shot. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Rush/NEPIrvine02.jpg
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    I didn't forget my Ged-sisters.... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Rush/GedIrvine.jpg
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    Pretty sure this is new..... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Rush/NEPIrvine.jpg
  24. The Notorious B.S.G.
    QUOTE (xanadu66 @ Nov 29 2004, 11:13 AM) BSG is Da Man today!! GREAT pics Aww, shucks.
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    The genie A woman was walking along a deserted beach one day when she saw an old bottle. She picked it up and while she was rubbing the sand off, smoke arose from it and a genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?" The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony." The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable." The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family. Doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for .. a good man." The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the fu*king map again".
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