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  1. QUOTE (Earthshine @ May 26 2005, 12:14 AM) (someone help me spell "elistit") "elicit" .............Hey! Look at my member title!
  2. Hey, I didn't write this, I just report........ ______________________________ Bartender's Psychology Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results - Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an easy target. Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad! Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut - Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid. Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. White Zinfandel: He's gay
  3. QUOTE (GhostGirl @ May 10 2005, 04:20 PM) QUOTE (BSG @ May 10 2005, 02:28 PM) The Enemy Within That's it! Oh............. umm....... err..... I will forfeit my turn to whomever posts next. (I only guessed at it because I couldn't bear to see folks flailing away when the answer became so apparent after GG's many clues.) Oy! <harumph>
  4. The Enemy Within
  5. "Alien Shore"? Obvious, yes, but sometimes Occam's razor applies.
  6. INTERCOURSE the penguin!!!
  7. Michelob Amber Bock (pre 6 PM), Yuengling's (post 6 PM). Feeling sorta mellow.............................
  8. Gary Wright ("Oooh-ooh, Dream Weaver") in 19 <cough cough> seventy-something. I was 14 and my mother hadn't ACTUALLY given us permission to go, (oops!), and certainly NOT with the town wild-man-crazy-driver-with-gravel-spitting-on-country-backroads-old-enough-to-buy-beer-and-corrupt-impressionable-minors Doug M. Needless to say, there was a certain amount of wailing and gnashing of teeth when we returned. Gary Wright was ok, but I did MUCH better in my next outing, as I saw that Canadian trio on their "Semi-spheres" tour.
  9. No Earth, I don't want to let it die. This is a pretty neat thread. Umm................ gimme a few hours to come up with an idea. (I work slowly, ya see.)
  10. Is there an attraction at Disneyland based on "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"? If there is, that is my guess.
  11. QUOTE (Test4VitalSigns @ Mar 5 2005, 07:48 PM) Clerks...especially the 37! scene Oh yeah! I LOVE Clerks, and Dogma, another Kevin Smith-er.
  12. I have quite a few of them........ Fearless (Jeff Bridges as a plane crash survivor. An extraordinary movie. I feel changed after every time I see it.) North By Northwest (Hitchcock at his best.) Breaker Morant (Part court-room drama, part war movie, part western, literary, smart, and tough. An awesome flick.) Say Anything (I just like it, eh?) Star Trek II (KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!) The Bridge on the River Kwai (Wow!) ............eh. That's enough for now.
  13. Ah yes.............. Saturday mornings. "This Old House" with Bob Vila, "The New Yankee Workshop" with master carpenter Norm Abrams, and lotsa home improvement shows on the Discovery Channel, so I could PRETEND to be taking notes about how to fix stuff around the house, but was actually checking out the female co-hosts. Oh wait.................. you mean kid shows??? Umm, I remember School House Rock between episodes of Looney Tunes and Speed Racer, Spiderman, and the Three Stooges. Yes, and Captain America, too.
  14. Age and sex poll? "Old enough to be your umm.............. older brother", and "yes, please."
  15. At the risk of causing GG to succumb to "the vapors", here's a pic (or two): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Rush/NEP20050113.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Rush/NEP200501132.jpg *Edited to add another pic. Hope ya don't mind, Neil-nymphs...*
  16. QUOTE (Test4VitalSigns @ Jan 11 2005, 06:01 AM) QUOTE (BSG @ Jan 11 2005, 05:09 AM) I have a nice collection of grey hairs. (Thanks mainly to my 3 offspring.) I also collect vinyl records. I have close to 2000 selections, spanning the history of Rock, but also classical, reggae, and R & B. etc. Nice! I'd like to get a collection of vinyl that big.....I'm trying to find Derek and the Dominos Layla album..among other treasures.... Sure. I've got that one. Indispensable. Here it is on Amazon.
  17. I have a nice collection of grey hairs. (Thanks mainly to my 3 offspring.) I also collect vinyl records. I have close to 2000 selections, spanning the history of Rock, but also classical, reggae, and R & B. etc.
  18. QUOTE (sfuentes @ Jan 5 2005, 08:24 PM) This is not an edit. I made it from scratch. http://img145.exs.cx/img145/1392/fatkins7qd.jpg Hey! That's the diet I've been on! No wonder it isn't working!!!
  19. QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 5 2005, 11:40 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/1001001/neil-GG.gif Just Neil's cute way of inviting me over for a nightcap. I have my connections..... (and too much time on my hands, it seems. ) I have arranged just such a meeting. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/MJNEPandMHJWithMartinis2.jpg
  20. QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 5 2005, 12:12 PM) Here we go with the groupie talk. Cleverly disguised, but groupie talk nonetheless. Just because I hang on NEP's every word, find him hopelessly sexy, and would bear his love child... Oh, wait...um.... Never mind. I'm an intelligent groupie, who can read and knows lyrics. I know. Just funnin', oh Beautiful Admin (with the power to ban), you are definitely the thinking man's Neil-love-slave. And you know Rush lyrics better than most here, certainly better than I.
  21. GG is no casual fan, nope. I would describe her as follows: Ghost Rider Of Unparalelled Passion and Incandescent Energy
  22. QUOTE (kazzman @ Jan 4 2005, 12:45 AM) QUOTE (Indica @ Jan 4 2005, 12:43 AM) QUOTE (kazzman @ Jan 4 2005, 12:42 AM) QUOTE (Indica @ Jan 4 2005, 12:39 AM) When I was a kid, Tommy Wizzed in a MT.dew bottle and capped it and put it in the fridge. Two hours later he asked Allen if he wanted to have a soda drinking contest because we knew he could suck down a soda as fast as it came out of the bottle. He handed Allen the bottle of piss and the contest was on. Allen sucked down about half the bottle before he said "ewww this is PISS!!!!!!" Today, Allen drinks Dr. Pepper. That is both hilarious, and disgusting at the same time. And True!!!!!!! I'm gonna try that sometime... Remind me never to have a soda at either one of youze guy's houses. Oy! __________ ESL = Exit Sanity Left, a group of local TRF crazees.
  23. QUOTE (pixey @ Jan 4 2005, 09:38 AM) Our dog Q. Dont mess with him! Its the morning after New Years Eve, he must have had a rough night. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v408/pixey/Q.jpg Yes. He looks hung over.
  24. Lennie Brisco is one of THE great TV characters of all time. The often-married, just as often divorced, crusty, worldly, wise-cracking, techno-phobic, street-wise detective was a role he seemed born to play. He will be missed. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/Forum/orbach.jpg
  25. Every thread needs a contrarian, and in this one, that would be me. In my estimation CoS is appropriately rated lower. I have never gotten into CoS. The sound is much too leaden, sludgy and frankly, dull for my tastes. Sure there are a couple great songs, Bastille Day and Lakeside Park, but as many times as I listen to the rest of it, it just leaves me cold. As far as being underrated, my vote would have to go with the album which is much derided by Rush fans, but which is among my favorites, Hold Your Fire.
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