Godeater2112

Tombstone. Would it be so difficult to precede each title of your threads with the with SATIRE: ? People who do enjoy them could easily spot them all. Those that dislike them can skip them. And most important those that don't know better wont have heart attacks thinking some of your stuff is real. Either that or I would say they should go in the poetry and writing section or something, not the RUSH section because they are in fact purely fictitious.

QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Aug 9 2012, 02:51 AM) http://images23.fotki.com/v866/photos/7/785774/3995846/160_6023-vi.jpg Have a burger! Have a planet! Have a kick ass birthday God! Thanks Johnny! My god those are some striking costumes, I must say the tall purple dude could be me behind that mask!

QUOTE (Babycat @ Aug 8 2012, 04:30 PM) Happy Birthday! Thanks Baby!

QUOTE (Test4VitalSigns @ Aug 8 2012, 04:29 PM) Happy birthday bro! Thanks brother appreciate it and hope to get to see you again soon!

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QUOTE (nobodys hero @ Aug 8 2012, 02:47 PM) HAPPY BIRTHDAY GODEATER2112!!!!! HAVE AN AWESOME DAY!!! Thank-you nobodys hero!

QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Aug 8 2012, 01:54 PM) Happy Birthday Broseph! Thanks Broski!

QUOTE (LyndseyG @ Aug 8 2012, 01:40 PM) HAPPY BIRTHDAY GODEATER2112!!! Thanks Lindsey!

QUOTE (Tombstone Mountain @ Aug 8 2012, 12:22 PM) Happy Birthday. May the fairwinds blow at your back and may the seas be friendly!!! Thanks Tombstone!

QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 8 2012, 12:19 PM) Happy birthday Chris!! Hope you have a great day!! Thanks so much!

QUOTE (ArrowSnake @ Aug 8 2012, 12:09 PM) Have a good one, bro! Thanks bro! Hope to clink a couple drinks together in Europe again one day!

QUOTE (Chicken hawk @ Aug 8 2012, 11:26 AM) Happy Birthday Godeater2112 happybirthday2u ! ♪♪♪ Thanks Chicken hawk! That is a very solid rendition of "Happy Birthday to You" if I must say so myself!

QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Aug 8 2012, 11:25 AM) Happy Birthday Chris!!!! Thanks my brother from an American mother!

QUOTE (Cygnus @ Aug 8 2012, 11:03 AM) HAPPY BIRTHDAY Thanks very much!

QUOTE (USB Connector @ Aug 8 2012, 10:58 AM) Live long and prosper. \\// Thank you kindly Mr. Spock! Please rest assured I will try my best to behave so please don't give me the Vulcan neck pinch okay?

QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Aug 8 2012, 10:56 AM) Happy Birthday Thanks you kindly for the well wishes, the beers and the mosh pit!

QUOTE (BeOhBe Bob @ Aug 8 2012, 10:05 AM) Happy birthday GE I wanted to give you something you've given us guys (and some girls) for a long time http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/3/7/14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-17933-1331147528-12.gif Thanks you Bobness and that is a MOST EXCELLENT gif(t)!

QUOTE (rushlady23 @ Aug 8 2012, 09:12 AM) Happy Birthday Godeater! Thank you rushlady23!

QUOTE (Sheldon Cooper @ Aug 8 2012, 09:04 AM) QUOTE (Amalgamation @ Aug 8 2012, 09:01 AM) QUOTE (Sheldon Cooper @ Aug 8 2012, 07:50 AM) Happy Birthday Booby Lover!!! "That's It" wouldn't be the legend it is today without your perversion of The Larger Bowl. Oh no! I wanna know and yet I don't! That's one of my favorite songs. The original thread is pinned in Grand Designs as "That's It." Read through it. It is a legendary piece of TRF history. Highly recommended for all n00bs and fans of b00bs. Yes in the strangest twist of Fate, both myself and theredtamasrule penned a spoof version of "The Larger Cup" at the exact same instant and they were both about boobs. That thread Sheldon Cooper mentioned is a great read for many different reasons, but here is my version of.... The Larger Cup (not a pantoum) by Godeater2112 Sung to the Tune of The Larger Bowl Boobies are awesome like hockey and beer But why such different sizes and tastes? Some of them jiggle beneath lacy sheer While so many others lactate Why such different fortunes and fates? Some are free and some are nursed Some live behind brassiere gates To stop gravity doing her worst Some are huge making sweaters burst Succulent swaying as result of their girth Others you notice the tan lines first Each set is unique on this earth Perky boobs nestled in an 'a cup' Perk more when the temperature's changed The best is when the air-con's cranked up The nipples drive the guys insane Some things I hope never are changed The reasons are abundantly clear I love the way life is arranged Because boobies are awesome like hockey and beer Some are huge making sweaters burst Succulent swaying as result of their girth Others you notice the tan lines first Each set is unique on this earth I BOOBIES!

QUOTE (Khan @ Aug 8 2012, 08:50 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v423/KublaKhan/birthday_graphics_36-1.gif Thanks Khaaaaaaaan!

QUOTE (Sheldon Cooper @ Aug 8 2012, 08:50 AM) Happy Birthday Booby Lover!!! "That's It" wouldn't be the legend it is today without your perversion of The Larger Bowl. Thanks!

QUOTE (Amalgamation @ Aug 8 2012, 08:48 AM) Happy Birthday! Best wishes for a great year ahead! Thank you!

QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Aug 8 2012, 01:08 PM) QUOTE (drbirdsong @ Aug 8 2012, 11:38 AM) Bubba Fett uses whatever he needs. He is not interested in justice. He only wants quiet. Holy shit dude that is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time!

QUOTE (drbirdsong @ Aug 7 2012, 04:04 PM) I have decided to come clean and admit that I am Bubba Fett. http://i1189.photobucket.com/albums/z437/drbirdsong/BubbaFett.jpg Ha! Very cool photo! Did The Fett ever use a lightsaber though? I don't remember that.

Happy belated birthday Gemini! Go figure with us butting heads all the time that we are both a Leo. Hope you had a funtastic day!