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Alsgalpal

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  1. Testicles, one two three... Jeez, how many do you have??? NO, wait, scratch them, I dont want to know.. Took some tylenol pm for my head, should be getting better soon.... and I will be getting goofy soon... Wait, I already am.
  2. I'm so bored, did I miss anything good today? Just got home from work, nursing a horrid migraine, and I am plumb wore out. Why is it that when you are driving home in the dark, with a migraine do people NOT EVER DIM THEIR HEADLIGHTS???? Sorry dont mean to yell, but now my head is spinning, and I am about to puke split pea soup.
  3. Thats just as funny... but in a different way!
  4. Don't tell NPG you lost it...
  5. Cool, I am looking at the eye candy for men thread... Wait, not so cool. I am not into girls, nevermind...*hides eyes, and walks out*
  6. Cute, Prissy and Adobe look related.... I will post pictures of our new kitty, NiteNite, as soon as possible...
  7. QUOTE (Rivendell @ Nov 15 2004, 08:54 PM) QUOTE (BSG @ Nov 15 2004, 02:55 PM) How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." [hair]lather, rinse, repeat[/hair]
  8. *sigh* Must be the resident thread killer here, I was on a roll to...*/sigh*
  9. Madra, those are mostly true, but my arse doesnt wiggle when I brush my teeth...
  10. Who needs entertainment when I can read this thread???? I shared the Pain, I free a wet fart. Pooh! with the girls at work, doing my best Shakespearean acting, and I had them rolling!!!! This is the best one so far....
  11. I see I am a good picker, eh??? We have similar tastes, no?
  12. Derned computer being a ricepiece. Yes, Ed Harris is a hottie too.
  13. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/spiritcreekmountain/rock1.jpg Two very handsome men here too... But not so great of a picture. Still they are sexy the same.
  14. K, girls. I got some more for you. My tastes range so here is something for everyone here. Yes, I like 'em older than me... There is Tom Skerritt, Billy Dean (country singer) and John Cusack.... *wiping drool already*http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/spiritcreekmountain/TOMSKERR.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/spiritcreekmountain/Billydean.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/spiritcreekmountain/jc.jpg
  15. Cool, I went to church of God, non-denominational. But it is like mennonite. I quit going because of extreme hipocrisy... but still believe...
  16. QUOTE (kazzman @ Nov 14 2004, 01:54 PM) Well I was better enough to make it to church this morning. Temp is around 99.1 right now so... Ok, momma AGP is here to take care of you... make sure you drink lots, and rest lots too.... Do you need another blankie?? How about a pillow? Cool about you feeling better, what church???
  17. How are you feeling today, Kazzie?
  18. Still?????? Maybe you need a doctor...
  19. I know you will be as sad as I was when I read this. It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Little Debbie, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still as a crusty old man was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
  20. I read that most men are pigs. I believe it.
  21. Sorry about the blankie. Just learnt how to do it, so I wont do it anymore... but not a promise!!! I just wont do it all the time.
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