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  1. QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Mar 12 2007, 09:52 PM) QUOTE (mortkort @ Mar 12 2007, 02:04 PM) QUOTE (thesweetscience @ Mar 12 2007, 07:47 PM) Gotta go with Necro and Jack. Necro is the only person up there thats even remotely close to being as twisted as I am. I am with you all the way bro!!! sure, if ya wanna live in a world controlled by cheaters, go ahead. Cheaters who got 7 votes in less than 24 hours! Hah! Beat that! Necro and Jack-redefining gloating! 3 of those 7 votes came from necro! TICK AND MORT 08 - Because we CARE
  2. QUOTE (thesweetscience @ Mar 12 2007, 07:47 PM) Gotta go with Necro and Jack. Necro is the only person up there thats even remotely close to being as twisted as I am. I am with you all the way bro!!! sure, if ya wanna live in a world controlled by cheaters, go ahead.
  3. TICK AND MORT IN 08 BABY!!! TAKING CARE OF YOUR FAMILY!!! oh, necro and jack: CHEATER!!
  4. QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Mar 11 2007, 11:39 PM) QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Mar 11 2007, 05:32 PM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Mar 11 2007, 05:27 PM) QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Mar 11 2007, 05:24 PM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Mar 11 2007, 05:10 PM) Who do we have to bribe to get our names added to the poll??? Wait... i forgot... Jack already has that power. Go ahead Jack. I accept your offer to be my running mate. Wait... you didn't want ME to be the vice guy did you? NO WAY pal. Everyone knows I'm "all about me", so there's no taking back seats to ANYONE. If you can accept that, then feel free to add our names to the list and give us a few votes to catch up. Y'know... since we're coming in late and all. I was going to suggest that you be President anyway. 'Cause you've got the long hair and that tests well with the female demographic! We'll lock up the chick vote! Okay... we're in. Necro/Aubrey for WORLD DICTA... ooops... PRESIDENT!!! Get us on the poll Jack. I've PM'ed JB and asked his permission to edit the poll. It's up to him now. If he says no, we'll seize power via military coup and make JB court jester or something. you can't actually vote on these two, ladi?!?!
  5. QUOTE (tick @ Mar 11 2007, 11:17 PM) http://www.kitchengardeners.org/pics/meatloaf01.03.06.JPG necro/jack 08 all dressed up and no where to go.
  6. QUOTE (tick @ Mar 11 2007, 10:44 PM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Mar 11 2007, 05:28 PM) This just gets funnier and funnier. I should accept Jack's offer to throw our hats in the ring and go SPARTAN all over your weak asses. bring it on, you too will dine tonight in hell ! thats right president! think about the future, vote yes on tick/mort, vote no on everything else we CARE about family.
  7. QUOTE (rushgoober @ Mar 11 2007, 07:18 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Mar 11 2007, 09:29 AM) QUOTE (Riv @ Mar 12 2007, 02:23 AM)QUOTE (rushgoober @ Mar 11 2007, 07:59 PM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Mar 11 2007, 08:54 AM) QUOTE (Necromancer @ Mar 11 2007, 08:25 AM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Mar 11 2007, 10:37 AM) Besides, if a vote was for WORLD president, wouldn't the whole world have to vote? I would think that someone's balls wouldn't really be in the running if that was the case. It's called SURREALISM Goobs. Ever hear of it? Oh, i forgot... only YOU have that market cornered, right? So this whole president thing was just a joke as long as you had no competition? Now it's not funny right? Now we get to here your diatribe about the state of the world and shit like that? Too bad, cuz Tick and Mort and JB had me in stitches until JEALOUSY reared it's ugly head. blah, blah, blah... help me everyone, i'm jealous of johnny blaze's balls! I'd be pretty upset if I was losing a popularity contest to a sweaty nutsack, too! now that's just f**king funny i thought it was a fake world president contest, not a POPULARITY contest. now we're getting somewhere here. this ain't a popularity test and this is the official Word President thread
  8. QUOTE (deadwing2112 @ Mar 11 2007, 02:43 AM) The Boys in Brazil. aye!
  9. Vote on us if ya want freedom! tick and mort for 08!!!
  10. QUOTE (doubled_mystic @ Mar 11 2007, 07:12 AM) pickles are much better than regualr cucumbers yeah, maybe. hm...... *thinking*
  11. QUOTE (rushgoober @ Mar 10 2007, 10:38 PM) QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Mar 10 2007, 09:59 AM) I'm an original Goober supporter, but i'm willing to change my vote depending on what Tick and Mort stand for. I stand for surrealism, pure and simple. Anyone else trying to run is just copying me and Soni's thing anyway. yeah, right
  12. We care about family, do yourself a favour - vote for tick and mort 08...
  13. QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Mar 10 2007, 06:59 PM)I'm an original Goober supporter, but i'm willing to change my vote depending on what Tick and Mort stand for. http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r113/mortenmat/morthelp.jpg Here I am helping locals in Uganda, I was there for three months. http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r113/mortenmat/tickandkids.jpg This is tick helping schools in the US talk about drugs and alcohol, and what they'll do to ya.
  14. i think it was onion, meat, cheese, paprika, mushrooms.
  15. QUOTE (prog.fusion @ Mar 10 2007, 02:36 PM) i work every friday night. so......i can only WISH i was staying at home like a loser. just because you stay home at friday night doesn't make you a loser does it?
  16. mortkort

    300 !

    thats looks like an awesome movie!
  17. i don't remember, lol. but i do remember it was good!
  18. i still have more pickles
  19. If you vote for me and tick you will get freedom AND craziness. tick will clear this up much more in the soon future. VOTE FOR TICK AND MORT! http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r113/mortenmat/tickandmort.jpg
  20. i had two slices from the pizza i had yesterday, yummy!
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