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Natural Science Waves of Fear (Lou Reed) Isis, Ain`t Talkin` (Dylan) Wormhole Wizards, Memories (Joe Satriani) Hear About it Later, Little Guitars, Eruption (Van Halen) Cortez the Killer (Neil Young)

It's your laugh mate, it's not mine. It's your trousers - not my trousers - it's your trousers.

Yes, yes. They had those fined doublets going tapering down into the full hose you know - exactly like that.

Think of the colours!

Can't we do something else for a change? Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick?

He is brave Sir Simon, brave Sir Simon, who...

Well I've been in the sea for thirty-three years and I've never regretted it.

Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago.

It`s disappointing, for sure. England`s cricketers used to enjoy losing to teams that would have been 171st in the world, had that many countries played the game.

Well, it was an exciting game. You should have been more specific in exactly how you wished the game to be exciting...

Better get a bucket. I'm going to throw up.

Prefer a cake ... specially chocky cake ...

What can I say? I mean, how can I encapsulate in mere words my scorn for any military solution?

Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!

Imagine there`s a more sickly, sanctimonious record / It`s not easy, however hard you try.

(Which of course they do. They are coached by ex-Northants gloveman Toby Bailey, whom if I remember correctly, left the club as Russell Warren was sleeping with his girlfriend. He clearly took it badly and fled the continent).

That gives you just some idea of what's going on out there. Today saw the long-awaited publication of the Portman Committee's Report on Industrial Reorganization...

I don`t think there`s a number that England can score that will stop my girlfriend ranting about the illegitimacy of North Macedonia, how it is land stolen from her region of Greece etc. I`m trying to understand her feelings but the nearest comparison I have is when Peterborough became part of Cambridgeshire, after traditionally being part of Northamptonshire.

Machiavelli, Bentham, Locke, Hobbes, Sutcliffe, Bradman, Lindwall, Miller, Hassett, and Benet.

Wishing you a great birthday, and let`s say... one trophy for next season. One of the nice ones.

But, despite the attempts of England to promote the idea of Cricket for pleasure, Australians continued to bat.

That's excellent! Right, come on down to Edgbaston.

My friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear.

May I recommend the alligator puree.

Ohh. Would you prefer white? I-- I'm afraid we don't have any beer.