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You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
I'm averting my eyes, o Lord... -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
Well, I wish to complain. I got on the Bolton train and found myself deposited here in Ipswitch. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
Yes, of course! We have a train to catch. And I don't want to start bleeeeding all over the seats! -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
I'm so sorry! I had no idea we had a... a racist working here! I apologize most sincerely. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
It's a soft sell, sir. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
Here to answer this is a professional cricketer. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
TRF would like 'to announce that the next post is not considered suitable for family viewing. It contains scenes of violence, involving people's heads and arms getting chopped off, their ears nailed to trees, and their toenails pulled out in slow motion. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
So, it's lots of happy pills for you, and you can find out all about the birth when you get home. It's available on DVD, Blu-ray and 4K. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
Do you...WILL YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY "DOG YEARS" UP!!!! -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
This new learning amazes me, Sir Ibanez. Explain again how Rush concerts may be employed to prevent earthquakes. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
Ah, well, we can help you. We deal with stiffs. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
Have you ever seen anyone crucified? Crucifixion lasts hours! It's a slow, horrible death! -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
Can I just say that this is the first time I've been on television? -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on! And no singing! -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
Well here we are. You blow there and you move your fingers up and down here. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
At Christmas parties I used to strike myself on the bead repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favorite, ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high, and ze sauce is very rich. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
We was too late. The Reverend Ibanez bit the ceiling. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
Now,, Lancelot, Geddy, and I wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
Mr. Blackhawk just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all. I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
Oh it's not too bad, we're using some new tungsten carbide drills for the preliminary coal-face scouring operations. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
Well, we can't take him like that. It's against regulations! -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face! -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
It's a fair cop. -
I've been telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.