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  1. Well, I wish to complain. I got on the Bolton train and found myself deposited here in Ipswitch.
  2. Yes, of course! We have a train to catch. And I don't want to start bleeeeding all over the seats!
  3. I'm so sorry! I had no idea we had a... a racist working here! I apologize most sincerely.
  4. TRF would like 'to announce that the next post is not considered suitable for family viewing. It contains scenes of violence, involving people's heads and arms getting chopped off, their ears nailed to trees, and their toenails pulled out in slow motion.
  5. So, it's lots of happy pills for you, and you can find out all about the birth when you get home. It's available on DVD, Blu-ray and 4K.
  6. Do you...WILL YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY "DOG YEARS" UP!!!!
  7. This new learning amazes me, Sir Ibanez. Explain again how Rush concerts may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
  8. Have you ever seen anyone crucified? Crucifixion lasts hours! It's a slow, horrible death!
  9. Can I just say that this is the first time I've been on television?
  10. Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on! And no singing!
  11. Well here we are. You blow there and you move your fingers up and down here.
  12. At Christmas parties I used to strike myself on the bead repeatedly with blunt instruments while crooning.
  13. Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favorite, ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high, and ze sauce is very rich.
  14. We was too late. The Reverend Ibanez bit the ceiling.
  15. Now,, Lancelot, Geddy, and I wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
  16. Mr. Blackhawk just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all. I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
  17. Oh it's not too bad, we're using some new tungsten carbide drills for the preliminary coal-face scouring operations.
  18. Well, we can't take him like that. It's against regulations!
  19. You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face!
  20. I've been telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
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