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Xanadu590

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  1. They called me the Reverend when I entered the Church unstained My employers have changed, but the name has remained It all began when I went on a tour Hoping to find some furniture Followed a sign saying "Beautiful Chest" It led to a lady who showed me her best She was taken by surprise when I quickly closed my eyes So she rang the bell and quick as hell Bob the Nob came out on his job To see what the trouble was "Louise, is the Reverend hard to please?" "You're telling me!" "Perhaps, sir, if it's not too late We could interest you in our old-fashioned Staffordshire plate?" "Oh no, not me, I'm a man of repute." But the Devil caught hold of my soul and a voice called out "battery low"
  2. there was a chat room trying to destroy the server, too?
  3. dude 369 users are online (in the past 30 minutes) 3 members, 366 guests, 0 anonymous users this place is guests af right now
  4. it's great in late november we start complaining about how cold it is when it's in the 30's then january and february come along and give us at least a few weeks in the 0's or below and 10's between them and it warms back up in march to the 30's and we're all "oh nice it's warm out today!"
  5. i mean, where i actually live has that cold and shitty beat
  6. i see people driving with masks on all the time and wonder if they think they're gonna give their cars covid or something
  7. http://aggro-gator.com/images/aggro-gatordotcom396143.jpg
  8. your comic sans burns my eyeholes How in hells bells did he do that? Still wondering that. i didn't even know i was unsure until just now
  9. DON'T FORGET TO SET YOUR CLOCKS FORWARD 68,452,380,952.38095 PICOFORTNIGHTS
  10. ██████ ███, ██. █████████
  11. there was a fly on Racist Bannon's head
  12. http://aggro-gator.com/images/aggro-gatordotcom378479.jpg this sounds like a complicated and dangerous way to ruin some perfectly good sudafed
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