Mid 1980's took a 1st date to a...wait for it...Loverboy concert, with, (even worse) Joan Jett opening. All I wanted was Mike Reno to serenade this broad so I could get into her pants. Sitting floor seats about Row 10, Lights go out, Jett begins with song 1-.22 seconds in, a brawl breaks out in row in front of us, I swear it looked like 25 people went crazy , bodies are flying, beer on everyone, chicks on the ground, then the entire football team/ security team comes yanking people out..Me included. They kicked me and 6 other guys out...but I know it got real bad because 8 police cars and 2 ambulances showed up and hauled some folks away. No idea what happened. Tried to get back in- Negative. Waited an hour for the broad to come out, never did, drove home- Never saw her again. Either she went to the hospital, to jail or banged Mike Reno. No one can top only 22 seconds of a concert. WORLD RECORD