Your_Lion, on 06 January 2020 - 12:48 PM, said:
IbanezJem, on 06 January 2020 - 08:47 AM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 05 January 2020 - 09:16 PM, said:
Yes! Coming to this forum soon! The tender compassionate story of blackhawkrush's love for another man in drag.
Citizen of the World, on 05 January 2020 - 08:17 PM, said:
Your_Lion, on 05 January 2020 - 01:09 PM, said:
Citizen of the World, on 05 January 2020 - 12:44 AM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 05 January 2020 - 12:01 AM, said:
Citizen of the World, on 04 January 2020 - 03:51 PM, said:
Your_Lion, on 04 January 2020 - 03:46 PM, said:
IbanezJem, on 04 January 2020 - 02:08 PM, said:
Citizen of the World, on 03 January 2020 - 12:02 PM, said:
Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of Citizen of the World, but he is from a circus family and in no way representative of the new modern improved TRF. He is a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the Monty Python thread. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit.
IbanezJem, on 03 January 2020 - 09:10 AM, said:
blackhawkrush, on 02 January 2020 - 09:25 PM, said:
Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper.
Citizen of the World, on 02 January 2020 - 02:08 PM, said:
Your_Lion, on 02 January 2020 - 12:44 PM, said:
IbanezJem, on 01 January 2020 - 03:44 PM, said:
Citizen of the World, on 01 January 2020 - 02:17 PM, said:
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
IbanezJem, on 01 January 2020 - 02:15 PM, said:
I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?
Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.
Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.
...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre,
the late Professor Thynne,
and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross.
Now then IbanezJem, you've been with us for many months, and your work in the Monty Python thread has been immaculate No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence ... has undermined the competence of this thread to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.
Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood? Oh what a giveaway.
you may not give urine instead of blood.
May I ask you to reconsider. My life has been leading up to this.
Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.
I'll do what I like, because I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.
For breakfast every day, Your_Lion places a plate of liver and bacon under his chair, and locks himself in the cupboard
Your_Lion is a perfectly normal person in every way. And what's more, he knows how to treat a female impersonator.
Blackhawkrush the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies...
Dear 73, I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the posts which you have on this site, about blackhawkrush who wears women's clothes. Many of my best friends are from Chicago and only a few of them are transvestites. Yours faithfully, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.)
Edited by Citizen of the World, 06 January 2020 - 03:23 PM.