CeeJ Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Aug 18 2006, 08:36 AM) todays tickoscope... if you remember only one thing, it takes two to tango, threes a crowd, yell four if your golf ball goes astray, number five is still alive, 666 the number of the beast and the moon in the seventh house ! (whatever the f**k that means ?) I have no idea about "the moon in the seventh house"??? But the rest I will keep in mind today... I really wanna take dance lessons... It takes two??? NECRO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted August 19, 2006 Author Share Posted August 19, 2006 (edited) todays tickoscope... if life hands you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich just say no thank you i would rather have a sandwich with some meat on it, perhaps a ham and cheese. Edited August 19, 2006 by tick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Aug 19 2006, 09:31 AM) todays tickoscope... if life hands you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich just say no thank you i would rather have a sandwich with some meat on it, perhaps a ham and cheese. Alright Tick. Ham And Cheese. Ham and Cheese. Banana Sandwich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted August 20, 2006 Author Share Posted August 20, 2006 todays tickoscope... if you eat too many pickles you will become slightly marinated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Aug 20 2006, 10:54 AM) todays tickoscope... if you eat too many pickles you will become slightly marinated. This is true. It has happened to me before. Also, if you hold your breath too long, people get jealous and may take your breath from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Aug 20 2006, 11:54 AM) todays tickoscope... if you eat too many pickles you will become slightly marinated. Marinated? Allright. stay away from pickles today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted August 21, 2006 Author Share Posted August 21, 2006 todays tickoscope... if your in the woods and you really have to go, remember, thick leaves and stay away from poison ivey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Aug 21 2006, 08:16 AM) todays tickoscope... if your in the woods and you really have to go, remember, thick leaves and stay away from poison ivey. Hmmm. i probably wont be outside. and ive never had to take a no. 2. in the woods. But thanks, Oh Mighty One! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Aug 21 2006, 08:16 AM) todays tickoscope... if your in the woods and you really have to go, remember, thick leaves and stay away from poison ivey. Or if you are going to the woods... Bring tissues with you if you haven't gone before you left the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arndrake Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Aug 21 2006, 05:16 AM)todays tickoscope... if your in the woods and you really have to go, remember, thick leaves and stay away from poison ivey. Along that same line: He who never brings toilet paper because he says he is an expert in leaves will be a person who walks funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted August 22, 2006 Author Share Posted August 22, 2006 todays tickoscope... your not going crazy, your going sane in a crazy world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Aug 22 2006, 04:44 PM)todays tickoscope... your not going crazy, your going sane in a crazy world. ain't that da tooth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Aug 22 2006, 05:44 PM) todays tickoscope... your not going crazy, your going sane in a crazy world. So That explains why Emo's are on the planet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted August 23, 2006 Author Share Posted August 23, 2006 todays tickoscope... if you wash your face with cooking oil you may turn into a pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Aug 23 2006, 08:33 AM) todays tickoscope... if you wash your face with cooking oil you may turn into a pizza. http://www.onderox.be/i/smiles/icon_hmm.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Aug 23 2006, 08:33 AM) todays tickoscope... if you wash your face with cooking oil you may turn into a pizza. that holds some truth to it. ever heard the expression "Pizzaface"? Yes, oil can give you pimples. making you a pizzaface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 thanks tick... Don't wanna be a pizzaface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted August 24, 2006 Author Share Posted August 24, 2006 todays tickoscope... if you are feeling depressed dont eat bleu cheese it will only make matters worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Aug 24 2006, 08:49 AM) todays tickoscope... if you are feeling depressed dont eat bleu cheese it will only make matters worse. I'll tell my buddy this one, he's a bit depressed. thank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted August 25, 2006 Author Share Posted August 25, 2006 todays tickoscope... one cup of coffee = river two cups of coffee = ocean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Aug 25 2006, 07:19 AM) todays tickoscope... one cup of coffee = river two cups of coffee = ocean Yeah, that's just about the size of it... Uh - 'scuse me...nature's calling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Aug 25 2006, 08:19 AM) todays tickoscope... one cup of coffee = river two cups of coffee = ocean Ain't this the truth... I'm home today and I made the mistake of drinking WAY TOO MUCH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 QUOTE (tick @ Aug 25 2006, 08:19 AM) todays tickoscope... one cup of coffee = river two cups of coffee = ocean I dont drink coffee=Drought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Have to have my coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted August 26, 2006 Author Share Posted August 26, 2006 todays tickoscope... if you go to a wedding and someone throws rice, politely tell them there are starving kids in africa who would gladly eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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