Tom Sawyer Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Sawyer Posted June 13, 2014 Author Share Posted June 13, 2014 Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery. Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyLee Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Money isn't everything... until you don't have any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 No, I sell cars! That's all! C'mon, I'm not a terrorist. I'm actually a complete coward, if I ever saw a gun, I'd... Oh God, no, please don't kill me. I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint! I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Sawyer Posted June 13, 2014 Author Share Posted June 13, 2014 Yeah, but you're not her parents anymore, you and Helen, her parents are axel rose and madonna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyLee Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Well, I'm going to pick the locks on my handcuffs, use you as a human shield, take out the guard and then I was thinking about breaking your neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyLee Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Ask me anything. Did you kill people. Yeah, but they were all bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Sawyer Posted June 14, 2014 Author Share Posted June 14, 2014 So basically, you're lying your ass off the whole time. See, I can't do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 I'm beginning to like this guy. Oh, we've still gotta kill him. That's a given. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 This is an espresso machine...No, no wait. It's a snow cone maker...Is it a water heater? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndseyG Posted June 14, 2014 Share Posted June 14, 2014 *whispers* This is Doris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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