Citizen of the World Posted January 9, 2017 Author Share Posted January 9, 2017 Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much. :P :codger: :PWhy does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties They mean to win WimbledonI don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London :drool: Pooves on Saturday.'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Alas poor Yorick.' What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act. Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much. :P :codger: :PWhy does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties They mean to win WimbledonI don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London :drool: Pooves on Saturday.'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Alas poor Yorick.' What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act. Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime! I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 9, 2017 Author Share Posted January 9, 2017 Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much. :P :codger: :PWhy does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties They mean to win WimbledonI don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London :drool: Pooves on Saturday.'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Alas poor Yorick.' What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act. Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime! I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much. :P :codger: :PWhy does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties They mean to win WimbledonI don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London :drool: Pooves on Saturday.'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Alas poor Yorick.' What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act. Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime! I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.Have to get a bigger bottle. :outtahere: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 9, 2017 Author Share Posted January 9, 2017 Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much. :P :codger: :PWhy does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties They mean to win WimbledonI don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London :drool: Pooves on Saturday.'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Alas poor Yorick.' What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act. Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime! I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.Have to get a bigger bottle. :outtahere:Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much. :P :codger: :PWhy does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties They mean to win WimbledonI don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London :drool: Pooves on Saturday.'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Alas poor Yorick.' What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act. Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime! I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.Have to get a bigger bottle. :outtahere:Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 10, 2017 Author Share Posted January 10, 2017 Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much. :P :codger: :PWhy does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties They mean to win WimbledonI don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London :drool: Pooves on Saturday.'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Alas poor Yorick.' What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act. Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime! I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.Have to get a bigger bottle. :outtahere:Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.And three tins of beans for me please. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much. :P :codger: :PWhy does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties They mean to win WimbledonI don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London :drool: Pooves on Saturday.'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Alas poor Yorick.' What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act. Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime! I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.Have to get a bigger bottle. :outtahere:Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.And three tins of beans for me please.Who's got wind................................ ..........................Catch. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 11, 2017 Author Share Posted January 11, 2017 Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much. :P :codger: :PWhy does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties They mean to win WimbledonI don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London :drool: Pooves on Saturday.'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Alas poor Yorick.' What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act. Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime! I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.Have to get a bigger bottle. :outtahere:Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.And three tins of beans for me please.Who's got wind................................ ..........................Catch.I fart in your general direction! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much. :P :codger: :PWhy does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties They mean to win WimbledonI don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London :drool: Pooves on Saturday.'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Alas poor Yorick.' What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act. Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime! I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.Have to get a bigger bottle. :outtahere:Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.And three tins of beans for me please.Who's got wind................................ ..........................Catch.I fart in your general direction!...I'm just getting...I'm just getting a loud buzzing noise in my left ear. :| 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much. :P :codger: :PWhy does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties They mean to win WimbledonI don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London :drool: Pooves on Saturday.'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Alas poor Yorick.' What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act. Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime! I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.Have to get a bigger bottle. :outtahere:Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.And three tins of beans for me please.Who's got wind................................ ..........................Catch.I fart in your general direction!...I'm just getting...I'm just getting a loud buzzing noise in my left ear. :|It's all right. It's only a flashback. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much. :P :codger: :PWhy does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties They mean to win WimbledonI don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London :drool: Pooves on Saturday.'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Alas poor Yorick.' What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act. Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime! I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.Have to get a bigger bottle. :outtahere:Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.And three tins of beans for me please.Who's got wind................................ ..........................Catch.I fart in your general direction!...I'm just getting...I'm just getting a loud buzzing noise in my left ear. :|It's all right. It's only a flashback. I thought it was the continental version. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 12, 2017 Author Share Posted January 12, 2017 Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much. :P :codger: :PWhy does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties They mean to win WimbledonI don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London :drool: Pooves on Saturday.'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about 'Alas poor Yorick.' What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act. Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime! I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.Have to get a bigger bottle. :outtahere:Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.And three tins of beans for me please.Who's got wind................................ ..........................Catch.I fart in your general direction!...I'm just getting...I'm just getting a loud buzzing noise in my left ear. :|It's all right. It's only a flashback. I thought it was the continental version. Bontinentals with their international luxury modern roomettes and their Watney's Red Barrel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's close to water. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 13, 2017 Author Share Posted January 13, 2017 We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's close to water. I would put a tax on all people who stand in water 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's close to water. I would put a tax on all people who stand in waterI have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's close to water. I would put a tax on all people who stand in waterI have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now. After five years they give me a brush http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sick/sick0025.gif 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 13, 2017 Author Share Posted January 13, 2017 We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's close to water. I would put a tax on all people who stand in waterI have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now. After five years they give me a brush http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sick/sick0025.gifWell we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and lick the road clean with our tongues 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's close to water. I would put a tax on all people who stand in waterI have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now. After five years they give me a brush http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sick/sick0025.gifWell we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and lick the road clean with our tonguesNone of them ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, yum. :drool: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's close to water. I would put a tax on all people who stand in waterI have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now. After five years they give me a brush http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sick/sick0025.gifWell we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and lick the road clean with our tonguesNone of them ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, yum. :drool:Well, the Superintendent thought it was an almond whirl. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 15, 2017 Share Posted January 15, 2017 We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's close to water. I would put a tax on all people who stand in waterI have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now. After five years they give me a brush http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sick/sick0025.gifWell we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and lick the road clean with our tonguesNone of them ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, yum. :drool:Well, the Superintendent thought it was an almond whirl.As a matter of fact, I feel a bit peckish myself. :burger: :ebert: :burger: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 16, 2017 Author Share Posted January 16, 2017 We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's close to water. I would put a tax on all people who stand in waterI have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now. After five years they give me a brush http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sick/sick0025.gifWell we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and lick the road clean with our tonguesNone of them ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, yum. :drool:Well, the Superintendent thought it was an almond whirl.As a matter of fact, I feel a bit peckish myself. :burger: :ebert: :burger:Esurient......Eee I were all hungry, like! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's close to water. I would put a tax on all people who stand in waterI have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now. After five years they give me a brush http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sick/sick0025.gifWell we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and lick the road clean with our tonguesNone of them ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, yum. :drool:Well, the Superintendent thought it was an almond whirl.As a matter of fact, I feel a bit peckish myself. :burger: :ebert: :burger:Esurient......Eee I were all hungry, like!You're the first person to order a salad for two years. All the Eskimos eat here is fish, fish. :eyeroll: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted January 17, 2017 Author Share Posted January 17, 2017 We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's close to water. I would put a tax on all people who stand in waterI have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now. After five years they give me a brush http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sick/sick0025.gifWell we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and lick the road clean with our tonguesNone of them ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, yum. :drool:Well, the Superintendent thought it was an almond whirl.As a matter of fact, I feel a bit peckish myself. :burger: :ebert: :burger:Esurient......Eee I were all hungry, like!You're the first person to order a salad for two years. All the Eskimos eat here is fish, fish. :eyeroll:Where can that fish be? It is a most elusive fish! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's close to water. I would put a tax on all people who stand in waterI have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now. After five years they give me a brush http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sick/sick0025.gifWell we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and lick the road clean with our tonguesNone of them ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, yum. :drool:Well, the Superintendent thought it was an almond whirl.As a matter of fact, I feel a bit peckish myself. :burger: :ebert: :burger:Esurient......Eee I were all hungry, like!You're the first person to order a salad for two years. All the Eskimos eat here is fish, fish. :eyeroll:Where can that fish be? It is a most elusive fish!Early this morning he finished combing the outskirts of Lisbon and now he seems to have staked everything on one final desperate seek here in the Tagus valley. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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