invisible airwave Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Squints: But it was signed by Babe Ruth!Smalls: Yeah, you keep telling me that! Who is she?Ham Porter: WHAT? WHAT?Kenny: The sultan of swat!Bertram: The king of crash!Timmy: The colossus of clout!Tommy: The colossus of clout!All: BABE RUTH!Ham Porter: THE GREAT BAMBINO!Smalls: Oh my god! You mean that's the same guy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted June 16, 2013 Author Share Posted June 16, 2013 (edited) You're killing me Smalls! Edited June 16, 2013 by invisible airwave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Territorial_Game Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 (edited) Hey is that your sister out in left field... naked? She's naked? SHUT UP, PORTER!!! Hey, hey, hey, just tryin' to have a little friendly conversation! Come on. Think she'd go out with me? Edited June 17, 2013 by Territorial_Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 FOREVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Phillips: It's easy when you play with rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez.Benny: Shut your mouth, Phillips!Ham Porter: What'd you say, crap face?Phillips: You shouldn't be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game.Ham Porter: Come on! We'll take you on, right here! Right now! Come on!Sandlot Kids: Yeah!Phillips: We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.Ham Porter: Watch it, jerk!Phillips: Shut up, idiot!Ham Porter: Moron!Phillips: Scab eater!Ham Porter: Butt sniffer!Phillips: Pus licker!Ham Porter: Fart smeller!Bertram: [sniffs] Ahh.Phillips: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!Ham Porter: You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!Sandlot Kids: Yeah!Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!Ham Porter: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl![entire group stands in shocked silence]Phillips: What did you say?Ham Porter: You heard me.Phillips: Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.Ham Porter: Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted June 18, 2013 Author Share Posted June 18, 2013 You little pervert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Yeah yeah, he looks pretty crappy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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