invisible airwave Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Get out of here ya dago bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesweetscience Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 He's in the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way! And that's how you get Capone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 You're muckin' with a G here, pal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted June 5, 2013 Author Share Posted June 5, 2013 What's the matter? Can't you talk with a gun in your mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 I want you to get this f**k where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Eliot Ness, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Come on Mr. Treasury man, ARREST ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Welcome to Chicago.This town stinks like a whorehouse at low tide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Mountie Captain: I do not approve of your methods!Ness: Yeah, well... You're not from Chicago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 One of the coolest F'n scenes ever: :haz: Hoods: You got 5 seconds to make up your mindsNess: You got him?George Stone: Yeah I got himHoods: 1...Ness: Take him[stone shoots, the Hood drops with blood coming out of his mouth]George Stone: Two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesweetscience Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 One if my favorite sequences: Ness: [Ness has just shot a gangster after the Canadian border raid] I had to kill him.Malone: Oh, yeah. He's as dead as Julius Caesar... Would you rather it was you?Ness: No, I would not.Malone: Well, then, you've done your job. Go home and sleep well tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted June 6, 2013 Author Share Posted June 6, 2013 Nitti: [About Malone] He died like a pig. Ness: What's that you say? Nitti: I said that your friend died squealing like a stuck Irish pig! Now you think about that when I beat the rap. [Walks off, combing his hair. Ness, enraged, grabs him and pushes him off the roof] Hey! What're you doing! Hey! HEY! [he falls, screaming] Ness: DID HE SOUND ANYTHING LIKE THAT!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Malone to recruit: Why do you want to join the police force?Recruit: I uhhh,,,, ummm.... I think I can.... ummm... Help??.... Uh, help the force?Malone: There goes the next chief of police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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