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If War of the Worlds actually did happen today...


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I found this on the imdb.com boards. Absolutly no offense is meant on the Europeans on the board.

 

Cylinders crash in Britian.

France surrenders immediately.

Calls goes out to European neighbors and United Nations for "Intergalactic Summit."

America prepares for war.

France, Germany and Belgium lead a team of UN speakers to hold a "summit" with the aliens at the site of the cylinder - they are turned to ash piles.

British newspapers proclaim "Peace with Martians in Our Time!"

Minutes later, the black ooze appears in downtown London.

Soon, Europeans are turned to piles of ash and corpses, although many liberal and Socialist Europeans implore to their citizens that the Martians are really "OK" guys or the attack is a plot by America and President Bush.

France surrenders again.

Finally, for the third time in 80 years, Europeans come together for a cry for help!"

 

"AMERICA - HELP US! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

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QUOTE (kazzman @ Mar 14 2005, 06:57 PM)
I found this on the imdb.com boards. Absolutly no offense is meant on the Europeans on the board.

Cylinders crash in Britian.
France surrenders immediately.
Calls goes out to European neighbors and United Nations for "Intergalactic Summit."
America prepares for war.
France, Germany and Belgium lead a team of UN speakers to hold a "summit" with the aliens at the site of the cylinder - they are turned to ash piles.
British newspapers proclaim "Peace with Martians in Our Time!"
Minutes later, the black ooze appears in downtown London.
Soon, Europeans are turned to piles of ash and corpses, although many liberal and Socialist Europeans implore to their citizens that the Martians are really "OK" guys or the attack is a plot by America and President Bush.
France surrenders again.
Finally, for the third time in 80 years, Europeans come together for a cry for help!"

"AMERICA - HELP US! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

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All right, folks. This ain't the political forum. I had assumed that the fact that I want to keep the movie house an apolitical zone was understood. Bottom line: if it's the least bit political, don't post it here. Thank you.

 

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