Jump to content

911: Bombs Away!


Maestro

Recommended Posts

'The Problem's hiding in a cave across the sea.

The answer's easy if you take it logically.

He'll never stop us in our struggle to be free.

There must be fifty ways to get Bin Laden.

 

The President just put a bounty on his head.

He doesn't care if he's alive or he is dead.

We'll send commandos there to pump him full of lead.

There must be fifty ways to get Bin Laden.

 

Just stab 'im the back, Jack;

Blow up the cave, Dave;

Step on his veil, Dale;

Just listen to me.

 

Hit 'im with a bus, Gus;

Then send 'im a scud, Bud;

Just hang 'im from a tree, Lee;

So we can stay free.

 

It will not grieve us here to see him in such pain.

We have to stop him 'cause he's totally insane.

He's gonna end up with a bullet in the brain;

There must be fifty ways to get Bin Laden.

 

He thought the U.S. would give up without a fight.

But now he's gonna face the full force of our might.

We'll show Osama what is wrong and what is right.

There must be fifty ways to get Bin Laden.'

 

 

waffen093.gif bolt.gif

 

 

III.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

QUOTE (Maestro @ Sep 10 2008, 06:18 PM)
'The Problem's hiding in a cave across the sea.
The answer's easy if you take it logically.
He'll never stop us in our struggle to be free.
There must be fifty ways to get Bin Laden.

The President just put a bounty on his head.
He doesn't care if he's alive or he is dead.
We'll send commandos there to pump him full of lead.
There must be fifty ways to get Bin Laden.

Just stab 'im the back, Jack;
Blow up the cave, Dave;
Step on his veil, Dale;
Just listen to me.

Hit 'im with a bus, Gus;
Then send 'im a scud, Bud;
Just hang 'im from a tree, Lee;
So we can stay free.

It will not grieve us here to see him in such pain.
We have to stop him 'cause he's totally insane.
He's gonna end up with a bullet in the brain;
There must be fifty ways to get Bin Laden.

He thought the U.S. would give up without a fight.
But now he's gonna face the full force of our might.
We'll show Osama what is wrong and what is right.
There must be fifty ways to get Bin Laden.'


waffen093.gif bolt.gif


III.

 

 

Not sure who the true parody artists is... I've heard Kevin Wilson, Adam Sandler, even (formerly) Cat Stevens.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...