Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 When does then end and now begin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 If vegetable oil comes from vegetables; where does baby oil come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 I believe theres a 3 second buffer period in between the two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 QUOTE (dweezil @ Feb 8 2005, 12:40 PM) If vegetable oil comes from vegetables; where does baby oil come from? Dood!!! That is funny!! I don't even want to think about it, unless I can come up with a cute answer... Baby oil comes from saliva extract from the babies. There. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 QUOTE (Indica @ Feb 8 2005, 10:40 AM) I believe theres a 3 second buffer period in between the two. But things that happen then, can still affect you now......... I'm confusing myself now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 QUOTE (dweezil @ Feb 8 2005, 12:43 PM) QUOTE (Indica @ Feb 8 2005, 10:40 AM) I believe theres a 3 second buffer period in between the two. But things that happen then, can still affect you now......... I'm confusing myself now. But as long as the bad things don't happen in the buffer period then you are OK. It's a chance we all have to take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 QUOTE (Indica @ Feb 8 2005, 10:44 AM) QUOTE (dweezil @ Feb 8 2005, 12:43 PM) QUOTE (Indica @ Feb 8 2005, 10:40 AM) I believe theres a 3 second buffer period in between the two. But things that happen then, can still affect you now......... I'm confusing myself now. But as long as the bad things don't happen in the buffer period then you are OK. It's a chance we all have to take. All right. As long as we are sure about the buffer period thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 Why does ham have to be cured? What are we curing it of and is it really safe to eat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Why do we park on a driveway and drive on the parkway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 QUOTE (Indica @ Feb 8 2005, 10:48 AM) Why do we park on a driveway and drive on the parkway? That's beautiful man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 I always wonder about the boneless chicken ranch. So many implications. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Why there's a pair of panties but just one bra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 Is the sun really going down? What's it going down on? Is that an illusion caused by the world spinning around? Man, what if I'm an illusion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 QUOTE (Indica @ Feb 8 2005, 10:57 AM) Why there's a pair of panties but just one bra? Yeah. f***in wierd man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 I'm starting to freak myself out now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Why is it that when our kids are naughty we ask "do you want a spanking?" What are they going to say, "Yes please, may I have two?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons because they were created and not born so therefore no umbilical stump to create one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 Bizarre. I just switched browsers man. freaky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 How do you get off a non-stop flight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted February 8, 2005 Author Share Posted February 8, 2005 Holy crap. new page! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 If atheists say there is no God, who do they think pops up the next Kleenex in the box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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