kazzman Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 This thread is hereby dedicated to the Blue Collar Comedy Tour... post whatever you like as long as it pertains to it... Ron White: So I took a rafting trip with some of my buddies last summer. We had six ice chests full of beer strapped to the rafts. We floated down that river drinking beer for 6 hours, not one of us had to pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presto45 Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 I love this Tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Get R done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sodoff Baldrick Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 You might be a redneck if your idea of talking during sex is, "Ain't no cars coming, baby, relax." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysmiles007 Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 omg, git 'r' done is on every single shirt down here "Are you Ron..Tater Salad??..White??" "You caught the Tater!" i love ron white!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 ...and his son... "Tater Tot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowdog Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 I can't remember if this is on Blue Collar or Ron White's "They Call Me Tater Salad" dvd, but the bit about breeding his dog and taking Sluggo to the vet to artificially inseminate another dog is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. "Mr. White, we'll show you how to extract the semen sample so next time you don't have to come in, you can just do it at home." "No thanks, he follows me around enough as it is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazzman Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 "Now, I got thrown out of a bar in New York City. When I say I got thrown out, I did't get up and say 'hey everybody, I have to go now.' They picked me up and threw me out of the bar." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 ...and I don't know how many bouncers it would have taken to whoop my ass, but I knew how many they were gonna use! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysmiles007 Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 (edited) http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/blue_collar_comedy_tour__the_movie/_group_photos/bill_engvall1.jpg Edited February 3, 2005 by happysmiles007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sodoff Baldrick Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Have you seen the TV show? The House of Gravy skit had us in stitches. We had to explain its significance to our Yankee friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazzman Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 QUOTE (Sodoff Baldrick @ Feb 3 2005, 01:19 PM) Have you seen the TV show? The House of Gravy skit had us in stitches. We had to explain its significance to our Yankee friend. I have it on tape... My favorite skit is "Weeble Keneivel" and the one where they're out on the deck telling each other about their "decks"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowdog Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 QUOTE (Sark @ Feb 3 2005, 01:07 PM) ...and I don't know how many bouncers it would have taken to whoop my ass, but I knew how many they were gonna use! ... and that's a useful piece of information Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazzman Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 QUOTE (Sark @ Feb 3 2005, 01:07 PM) ...and I don't know how many bouncers it would have taken to whoop my ass, but I knew how many they were gonna use! Then they called the cops because we broke a chair on the way out and I refused to pay for it, because we broke it over MY thigh. When the cops arrived from then on I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability. They told me "Mr. White, you are being charged with drunk in pub-lick. "Hey, hey, hey, hey. I was drunk in a bar. They threw me into pub-lick. I don't wanna be drunk in pub-lick, I want to be drunk in a bar. Arrest them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debe Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 (edited) "Hey, if one of this planes' engines fails, how far do you think the other will take us?" "All the way to the scene of the crash. Which is good cause that's where we're headed. Hell, I bet we beat the paramedics there by a half hour." Edited February 5, 2005 by debe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazzman Posted February 5, 2005 Author Share Posted February 5, 2005 "Now when I was seventeen I was arrested for being drunk in pub-lick. It wasn't my fault because the cops were pulling everybody over that was driving on that particular sidewalk. And that's profiling, and profiling is wrong..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysmiles007 Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 for anybody interested..ron white's on comedy central right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Yea! I caught it late last night, HS007! It's blue collar weekend on CC... just finished watching Joe Dirt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysmiles007 Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 yeah, i got home JUST in time for the tail end but new material's on next!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 I am watching Ron White, he is frickin kewl!!!! I am laughing my blink off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazzman Posted February 14, 2005 Author Share Posted February 14, 2005 "I Believe, guns don't kill people. Husbands who come home early do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furie Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Ron White's the only funny one on that tour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Guess I missed the other guys then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysmiles007 Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 they're all hilarious, but Ron's my favorite. it's his style..ahh!! "why don't they just go ahead & say it?? -- -- diamonds..that'll shut her up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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