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QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 27 2009, 06:24 PM)
QUOTE (TheWater @ Aug 27 2009, 03:23 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 27 2009, 10:55 PM)
QUOTE (TheWater @ Aug 27 2009, 12:00 PM)
QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 27 2009, 05:39 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 27 2009, 10:16 AM)
QUOTE (Spike @ Aug 26 2009, 07:51 PM)
He looks good in the blazer, but darn it cover too much!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v636/mamidmmk/Rush%20061408%20%20Philly/Rush%20061508%20Mansfield/IMG_2779.jpg

I have an issue with Al's wardrobe. I love the jacket look and I love that he frequently wears all black BUT he is simply covering too much of his hot body. Al, I don't know if you're aware of this, but girls (and VS) like, want, need to see your body and you're covering up all the good parts. With the long jacket we get no good ass shots and because for some reason he insists on strapping that instrument around his lower region we get no crotch shots. No ass, no crotch. He better revise his wardrobe selection for this next tour. tongue.gif

I KNOW!!! Where's the APSA DAMNIT!!!!!!! wacko.gif

 

I think we should all come up with a new wardrobe for El Sexy.

We need to see more of his chest, too. smile.gif

We need more skin in general.

 

Dear Alex Lifeson,

 

Our wardrobe demands:

- More skin, preferably in the chest area. Naked forearms are good too.

- Shorter jackets exposing your nethers.

- Tighter jeans enhancing your nethers.

- Raised guitar showing your enhanced and preferably exposed nethers.

You know what? Just... naked. Just be naked. That solves everything and will please us. Immensely.

 

Sincerely,

Drooling in Seattle

P.S. wink.gif

 

No guitar anymore. You play the flute from now on. That won't be in the way.

 

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scared.gif z7shysterical.gif

I want to make a skin flute joke here but I won't. I won't do it.

Do you think he would let audience members participate? I would give it a whack....um...I mean whirl.

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QUOTE (Sir Lerxst @ Aug 28 2009, 12:04 PM)
I almost didn't click this thread.... If a 'skin flute' is what I think it is then I wish I hadn't.

http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp141/Sir_Lerxst/vlcsnap-159820-1.png

hee hee hee! Janie thinks I like girl parts!

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QUOTE (VarianStar @ Aug 28 2009, 08:57 AM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 27 2009, 06:24 PM)
QUOTE (TheWater @ Aug 27 2009, 03:23 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 27 2009, 10:55 PM)
QUOTE (TheWater @ Aug 27 2009, 12:00 PM)
QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 27 2009, 05:39 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 27 2009, 10:16 AM)
QUOTE (Spike @ Aug 26 2009, 07:51 PM)
He looks good in the blazer, but darn it cover too much!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v636/mamidmmk/Rush%20061408%20%20Philly/Rush%20061508%20Mansfield/IMG_2779.jpg

I have an issue with Al's wardrobe. I love the jacket look and I love that he frequently wears all black BUT he is simply covering too much of his hot body. Al, I don't know if you're aware of this, but girls (and VS) like, want, need to see your body and you're covering up all the good parts. With the long jacket we get no good ass shots and because for some reason he insists on strapping that instrument around his lower region we get no crotch shots. No ass, no crotch. He better revise his wardrobe selection for this next tour. tongue.gif

I KNOW!!! Where's the APSA DAMNIT!!!!!!! wacko.gif

 

I think we should all come up with a new wardrobe for El Sexy.

We need to see more of his chest, too. smile.gif

We need more skin in general.

 

Dear Alex Lifeson,

 

Our wardrobe demands:

- More skin, preferably in the chest area. Naked forearms are good too.

- Shorter jackets exposing your nethers.

- Tighter jeans enhancing your nethers.

- Raised guitar showing your enhanced and preferably exposed nethers.

You know what? Just... naked. Just be naked. That solves everything and will please us. Immensely.

 

Sincerely,

Drooling in Seattle

P.S. wink.gif

 

No guitar anymore. You play the flute from now on. That won't be in the way.

 

bolt.gif

 

scared.gif z7shysterical.gif

I want to make a skin flute joke here but I won't. I won't do it.

Do you think he would let audience members participate? I would give it a whack....um...I mean whirl.

Are you asking what I think you're asking. Probably!

 

I think he'd invite people backstage to participate. Unless he's a total exhibitionist! I bet he is, a little bit.

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QUOTE (VarianStar @ Aug 28 2009, 09:29 AM)
QUOTE (Sir Lerxst @ Aug 28 2009, 12:04 PM)
I almost didn't click this thread.... If a 'skin flute' is what I think it is then I wish I hadn't.

http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp141/Sir_Lerxst/vlcsnap-159820-1.png

hee hee hee! Janie thinks I like girl parts!

heeheehee and Janie would be right!

 

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There are so many great shots of Alex on this thread, but to my dismay the one I want most never seems to appear. That would be NAKED Alex.

drool1.gif drool1.gif drool1.gif

 

 

Anyone have such a photo? cool.gif

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Happy Birthday Janie.

 

http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp141/Sir_Lerxst/vlcsnap-98532.png

http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp141/Sir_Lerxst/vlcsnap-83973.png

http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp141/Sir_Lerxst/HOLYSHITLOOKATTHATDICK.jpg

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QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 28 2009, 09:01 PM)
QUOTE (VarianStar @ Aug 28 2009, 09:29 AM)
QUOTE (Sir Lerxst @ Aug 28 2009, 12:04 PM)
I almost didn't click this thread.... If a 'skin flute' is what I think it is then I wish I hadn't.

http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp141/Sir_Lerxst/vlcsnap-159820-1.png

hee hee hee! Janie thinks I like girl parts!

heeheehee and Janie would be right!

 

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This photo solves everything I think wink.gif

 

http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp141/Sir_Lerxst/vlcsnap-697745-1.png

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QUOTE (Sir Lerxst @ Aug 29 2009, 07:23 AM)
Happy Birthday Janie.

http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp141/Sir_Lerxst/vlcsnap-98532.png
http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp141/Sir_Lerxst/vlcsnap-83973.png
http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp141/Sir_Lerxst/HOLYSHITLOOKATTHATDICK.jpg

What a perfect birthday wish! smile.gif

 

Thanks Sir L!

 

drool1.gif and firedevil.gif

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QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 30 2009, 05:39 AM)
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bekloppt.gif Morning Janie! Hope you had an awesome birthday yesterday! biggrin.gif

Hi Ya! bekloppt.gif

 

I had a pretty good day yesterday. Had a massage which was soooo nice.

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QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 30 2009, 05:41 AM)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/Alex_Lifeson6.jpg
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I love drooling to this man in the morning. yes.gif

I can drool over him at any point in time during the day. It's impossible to get over how hot he is!

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QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 30 2009, 07:41 AM)
QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 30 2009, 05:39 AM)
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bekloppt.gif  Morning Janie!  Hope you had an awesome birthday yesterday! biggrin.gif

Hi Ya! bekloppt.gif

 

I had a pretty good day yesterday. Had a massage which was soooo nice.

Ooh that sounds awesome! That's what I'm going to school for! biggrin.gif

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QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 30 2009, 05:48 AM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 30 2009, 07:41 AM)
QUOTE (Ya_Big_Tree @ Aug 30 2009, 05:39 AM)
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bekloppt.gif  Morning Janie!  Hope you had an awesome birthday yesterday! biggrin.gif

Hi Ya! bekloppt.gif

 

I had a pretty good day yesterday. Had a massage which was soooo nice.

Ooh that sounds awesome! That's what I'm going to school for! biggrin.gif

It was perfect! I really liked the gal. I had never been to this spa before. A girlfriend and I went - it's one of her favorite places. It was 55 minutes of relaxation! I so needed it. I had never had a prenatal massage before and the gal was explaining that the only real difference (aside from having to lie on my side) was that they avoid certain pressure points that seem to trigger labor. I wanted to tell her she could for it (I am DONE being pregnant now).

 

I hate even the thought of a guy giving me a massage (it's a thing I have - only see female doctors too) but I would take one from Al! wink.gif

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A friend of mine on Facebook has this in his photos:

 

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v252/113/84/1317454340/n1317454340_13651_1856.jpg

 

laugh.gif thought you Al-ladies might like the dirty connotation behind it laugh.gif

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QUOTE (LakesideMaiden @ Aug 30 2009, 02:47 PM)
A friend of mine on Facebook has this in his photos:

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v252/113/84/1317454340/n1317454340_13651_1856.jpg

laugh.gif thought you Al-ladies might like the dirty connotation behind it laugh.gif

Love this!! Thanks for the smile LM!

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QUOTE (LakesideMaiden @ Aug 30 2009, 12:47 PM)
A friend of mine on Facebook has this in his photos:

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v252/113/84/1317454340/n1317454340_13651_1856.jpg

laugh.gif thought you Al-ladies might like the dirty connotation behind it laugh.gif

OMG, VS are you seeing this!? rofl3.gif

 

"Cream" of Lerxst? I have met my match. That's almost kind of sick! A can of Lerxst cream. Condensed no less.

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QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 31 2009, 09:22 AM)
QUOTE (LakesideMaiden @ Aug 30 2009, 12:47 PM)
A friend of mine on Facebook has this in his photos:

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v252/113/84/1317454340/n1317454340_13651_1856.jpg

laugh.gif thought you Al-ladies might like the dirty connotation behind it laugh.gif

OMG, VS are you seeing this!? rofl3.gif

 

"Cream" of Lerxst? I have met my match. That's almost kind of sick! A can of Lerxst cream. Condensed no less.

laugh.gif it's nearly as bad as the Wayne's World joke, "Yes, I'll have the Cream of Sum Yung Gai."

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QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 31 2009, 09:22 AM)
QUOTE (LakesideMaiden @ Aug 30 2009, 12:47 PM)
A friend of mine on Facebook has this in his photos:

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v252/113/84/1317454340/n1317454340_13651_1856.jpg

laugh.gif thought you Al-ladies might like the dirty connotation behind it laugh.gif

OMG, VS are you seeing this!? rofl3.gif

 

"Cream" of Lerxst? I have met my match. That's almost kind of sick! A can of Lerxst cream. Condensed no less.

z7shysterical.gif

 

I love it!!

 

The only thing is that opening a can to get Lerxst's cream is nowhere near as fun as the traditional way.

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QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 31 2009, 06:22 AM)
QUOTE (LakesideMaiden @ Aug 30 2009, 12:47 PM)
A friend of mine on Facebook has this in his photos:

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v252/113/84/1317454340/n1317454340_13651_1856.jpg

laugh.gif thought you Al-ladies might like the dirty connotation behind it laugh.gif

OMG, VS are you seeing this!? rofl3.gif

 

"Cream" of Lerxst? I have met my match. That's almost kind of sick! A can of Lerxst cream. Condensed no less.

For those of you who read the thread, Am I The Only One Who Doesn't Care, about Geddy, Alex & Neil personally?

http://www.therushforum.com/index.php?showtopic=50212

 

The part where I mentioned preserving Al's hotness via vials and vials of DNA stored in a certain type of bank... here we go. Cans of condensed Al DNA. This is needed and Campbell's is the right company to market this. Now if they just sold it with a miniature turkey baster.

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QUOTE (VarianStar @ Aug 31 2009, 08:34 AM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Aug 31 2009, 09:22 AM)
QUOTE (LakesideMaiden @ Aug 30 2009, 12:47 PM)
A friend of mine on Facebook has this in his photos:

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v252/113/84/1317454340/n1317454340_13651_1856.jpg

laugh.gif thought you Al-ladies might like the dirty connotation behind it laugh.gif

OMG, VS are you seeing this!? rofl3.gif

 

"Cream" of Lerxst? I have met my match. That's almost kind of sick! A can of Lerxst cream. Condensed no less.

z7shysterical.gif

 

I love it!!

 

The only thing is that opening a can to get Lerxst's cream is nowhere near as fun as the traditional way.

Yeah! The fun part is getting there. Where's the joy in taking a can opener to get to the Al DNA?

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