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From the episode "Peter Peter Caviar Eater":

 

Chris: What if they bury her and she, like, wakes up because she wasn't dead, she was just sleeping?

 

Meg: Yeah, that's what happened to our big brotehr Jimmy. That's why Mom & Dad adopted you!

 

Chris: Wh-What?

 

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QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 8 2008, 12:01 AM)
Brian:my sandwich tastes funny, is there something wrong with the Smuckers?

Peter:yeah, its been on my penis

Not as funny without the picture of Brian's face afterward.

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QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 8 2008, 12:01 AM)
Brian:my sandwich tastes funny, is there something wrong with the Smuckers?

Peter:yeah, its been on my penis

Not as funny without the picture of Brian's face afterward.

It's from the Family Guy - Top 10 Worst Sex Moments, watch number one. rofl3.gif

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Meg: Mom, dad, am I ugly?

 

Lois: Of course not, sweetie.

 

Peter: Yeah, where'd you get a crazy idea like that?

 

Meg: Craig Hoffman

 

Peter: That's crazy- Craig Hoffman said that? Well, he's a sharp kid, you might be ugly.

 

(Meg runs off crying again)

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QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 9 2008, 06:08 PM)
Meg: Mom, dad, am I ugly?

Lois: Of course not, sweetie.

Peter: Yeah, where'd you get a crazy idea like that?

Meg: Craig Hoffman

Peter: That's crazy- Craig Hoffman said that? Well, he's a sharp kid, you might be ugly.

(Meg runs off crying again)

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why are they so evil to her?

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QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 9 2008, 10:33 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 9 2008, 06:08 PM)
Meg: Mom, dad, am I ugly?

Lois: Of course not, sweetie.

Peter: Yeah, where'd you get a crazy idea like that?

Meg: Craig Hoffman

Peter: That's crazy- Craig Hoffman said that? Well, he's a sharp kid, you might be ugly.

(Meg runs off crying again)

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why are they so evil to her?

You're asking me??? laugh.gif To be honest, I don't get why. I have to resort to fanfiction and DeviantArt for material involving Meg that's good!

 

An example of "classic" Meg bashing new_thumbsdownsmileyanim.gif would be this quote where Meg is talking with Craig Hoffman:

 

"I don't go out with dudes."

 

wtf.gif Meg does not look like a guy at all! And just because she has a little weight on her doesn't make her fat, either!

 

Sorry, just a bit of my pro-Meg rage again. rantoff.gif

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QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 9 2008, 11:13 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 9 2008, 08:44 PM)
Sorry, just a bit of my pro-Meg rage again.  rantoff.gif

Its cool. I completly agree with you, even tho Im not a Meg fan on your level laugh.gif

Ya. I wonder what Meg's role will be in "Something Something Dark Side", the season 7 opener, if any at all. It's supposed to parody The Empire Strikes Back. 1022.gif

 

There's already a page about this episode on Wikipedia with all the info so far.

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QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 10 2008, 08:55 AM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 9 2008, 11:13 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 9 2008, 08:44 PM)
Sorry, just a bit of my pro-Meg rage again.  rantoff.gif

Its cool. I completly agree with you, even tho Im not a Meg fan on your level laugh.gif

Ya. I wonder what Meg's role will be in "Something Something Dark Side", the season 7 opener, if any at all. It's supposed to parody The Empire Strikes Back. 1022.gif

 

There's already a page about this episode on Wikipedia with all the info so far.

I think that will be an interesting episode!

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QUOTE (Alex @ Aug 10 2008, 10:08 AM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 10 2008, 08:55 AM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 9 2008, 11:13 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 9 2008, 08:44 PM)
Sorry, just a bit of my pro-Meg rage again.  rantoff.gif

Its cool. I completly agree with you, even tho Im not a Meg fan on your level laugh.gif

Ya. I wonder what Meg's role will be in "Something Something Dark Side", the season 7 opener, if any at all. It's supposed to parody The Empire Strikes Back. 1022.gif

 

There's already a page about this episode on Wikipedia with all the info so far.

I think that will be an interesting episode!

Oh yeah!! 1022.gif

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QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 10 2008, 08:55 AM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 9 2008, 11:13 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 9 2008, 08:44 PM)
Sorry, just a bit of my pro-Meg rage again.  rantoff.gif

Its cool. I completly agree with you, even tho Im not a Meg fan on your level laugh.gif

Ya. I wonder what Meg's role will be in "Something Something Dark Side", the season 7 opener, if any at all. It's supposed to parody The Empire Strikes Back. 1022.gif

 

There's already a page about this episode on Wikipedia with all the info so far.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/SomethingDarkSidePoster.jpg

 

 

MORT!

 

Mort is Lando Calrissian?

 

wtf.gif

 

 

But on the other side the Giant Chicken is Boba Fett!

 

That is pretty cool

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QUOTE (The Owl @ Aug 10 2008, 01:21 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 10 2008, 08:55 AM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 9 2008, 11:13 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 9 2008, 08:44 PM)
Sorry, just a bit of my pro-Meg rage again.  rantoff.gif

Its cool. I completly agree with you, even tho Im not a Meg fan on your level laugh.gif

Ya. I wonder what Meg's role will be in "Something Something Dark Side", the season 7 opener, if any at all. It's supposed to parody The Empire Strikes Back. 1022.gif

 

There's already a page about this episode on Wikipedia with all the info so far.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/SomethingDarkSidePoster.jpg

 

 

MORT!

 

Mort is Lando Calrissian?

 

wtf.gif

 

 

But on the other side the Giant Chicken is Boba Fett!

 

That is pretty cool

It seems weird for Mort to be Lando, but I guess he's the only one left who could play a role like Lando. And, oh yeah, Ernie the Chicken will play a great Boba Fett! laugh.gif

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QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 10 2008, 01:26 PM)
QUOTE (The Owl @ Aug 10 2008, 01:21 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 10 2008, 08:55 AM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 9 2008, 11:13 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 9 2008, 08:44 PM)
Sorry, just a bit of my pro-Meg rage again.  rantoff.gif

Its cool. I completly agree with you, even tho Im not a Meg fan on your level laugh.gif

Ya. I wonder what Meg's role will be in "Something Something Dark Side", the season 7 opener, if any at all. It's supposed to parody The Empire Strikes Back. 1022.gif

 

There's already a page about this episode on Wikipedia with all the info so far.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/SomethingDarkSidePoster.jpg

 

 

MORT!

 

Mort is Lando Calrissian?

 

wtf.gif

 

 

But on the other side the Giant Chicken is Boba Fett!

 

That is pretty cool

It seems weird for Mort to be Lando, but I guess he's the only one left who could play a role like Lando. And, oh yeah, Ernie the Chicken will play a great Boba Fett! laugh.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgTYoDcwEMw

 

This is a table reading of parts of "Something Something Something Darkside"

 

Sounds funny.

 

 

"Hey everybody!, Dak say's he's got this one!"

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QUOTE (The Owl @ Aug 13 2008, 02:14 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 10 2008, 01:26 PM)
QUOTE (The Owl @ Aug 10 2008, 01:21 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 10 2008, 08:55 AM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 9 2008, 11:13 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 9 2008, 08:44 PM)
Sorry, just a bit of my pro-Meg rage again.  rantoff.gif

Its cool. I completly agree with you, even tho Im not a Meg fan on your level laugh.gif

Ya. I wonder what Meg's role will be in "Something Something Dark Side", the season 7 opener, if any at all. It's supposed to parody The Empire Strikes Back. 1022.gif

 

There's already a page about this episode on Wikipedia with all the info so far.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/SomethingDarkSidePoster.jpg

 

 

MORT!

 

Mort is Lando Calrissian?

 

wtf.gif

 

 

But on the other side the Giant Chicken is Boba Fett!

 

That is pretty cool

It seems weird for Mort to be Lando, but I guess he's the only one left who could play a role like Lando. And, oh yeah, Ernie the Chicken will play a great Boba Fett! laugh.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgTYoDcwEMw

 

This is a table reading of parts of "Something Something Something Darkside"

 

Sounds funny.

 

 

"Hey everybody!, Dak say's he's got this one!"

I noticed that this will be the Season 7 finale, not the Season Premeire, so I have to wait longer. Buta new season of Family Guy is always welcomed by me!! 1022.gif

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QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 14 2008, 02:52 PM)
QUOTE (The Owl @ Aug 13 2008, 02:14 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 10 2008, 01:26 PM)
QUOTE (The Owl @ Aug 10 2008, 01:21 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 10 2008, 08:55 AM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 9 2008, 11:13 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 9 2008, 08:44 PM)
Sorry, just a bit of my pro-Meg rage again.  rantoff.gif

Its cool. I completly agree with you, even tho Im not a Meg fan on your level laugh.gif

Ya. I wonder what Meg's role will be in "Something Something Dark Side", the season 7 opener, if any at all. It's supposed to parody The Empire Strikes Back. 1022.gif

 

There's already a page about this episode on Wikipedia with all the info so far.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/SomethingDarkSidePoster.jpg

 

 

MORT!

 

Mort is Lando Calrissian?

 

wtf.gif

 

 

But on the other side the Giant Chicken is Boba Fett!

 

That is pretty cool

It seems weird for Mort to be Lando, but I guess he's the only one left who could play a role like Lando. And, oh yeah, Ernie the Chicken will play a great Boba Fett! laugh.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgTYoDcwEMw

 

This is a table reading of parts of "Something Something Something Darkside"

 

Sounds funny.

 

 

"Hey everybody!, Dak say's he's got this one!"

I noticed that this will be the Season 7 finale, not the Season Premeire, so I have to wait longer. Buta new season of Family Guy is always welcomed by me!! 1022.gif

Last season sucked (as far as airing goes, the episodes were great). You would have two episodes air, then wait another month for two more episodes.

 

The Writer's Strike really messed the airing schedule of last season up.

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Stewie (to Brian): Knock, Knock!

Brian: I'm not doing this..

Stewie: KNOCK, KNOCK!

Brian: *sigh* Who's there?

Stewie: Your friend, Stewie. And I'm always gonna' be there for you.

 

And for some reason when Stewie's frisbee comes through the window and knocks the painting off the wall this cracks me up:

 

Stewie: Oooh.. Was that "Crazy Stairs"?

 

 

And of course,

 

Stewie: STILL WORKIN' ON THAT NOVEL?

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QUOTE (Del_Duio @ Aug 15 2008, 04:19 PM)
And for some reason when Stewie's frisbee comes through the window and knocks the painting off the wall this cracks me up:

Stewie: Oooh.. Was that "Crazy Stairs"?

That poor Escher picture.. fists crying.gif

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