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Generally, I wouldn't like this because it's Meg-bashing. But I'll post it anyway!

 

Meg Griffin's 10 Most Humiliating Moments Part I and Meg Griffin's 10 Most Humiliating Moments, Par Deux!

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QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 2 2008, 08:35 PM)
Worst sex moments
http://www.adultswim.com/americaloveslists/fg_sex/

I liked the last one... Meg!! drool1.gif

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QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 2 2008, 08:51 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 2 2008, 06:47 PM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 2 2008, 08:35 PM)
Worst sex moments
http://www.adultswim.com/americaloveslists/fg_sex/

I liked the last one... Meg!! drool1.gif

which is the last one?

The one that was #1... at the end.

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QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 2 2008, 07:00 PM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 2 2008, 08:51 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 2 2008, 06:47 PM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 2 2008, 08:35 PM)
Worst sex moments
http://www.adultswim.com/americaloveslists/fg_sex/

I liked the last one... Meg!! drool1.gif

which is the last one?

The one that was #1... at the end.

Oh ya she is in that one. Im bein stoopid.

 

 

 

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Peter: I am genuinly upset

 

Lois: PETER! You just ate a years worth of dehidrated food.

 

Peter: And what a rip-off, Im still hungry. (Takes a sip of water)

 

(Peter expands to the size of the cornver of the kitchen)

 

Peter: Everyone leave I have to poop... NOW!!!

 

 

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QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 2 2008, 09:09 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 2 2008, 07:00 PM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 2 2008, 08:51 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 2 2008, 06:47 PM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 2 2008, 08:35 PM)
Worst sex moments
http://www.adultswim.com/americaloveslists/fg_sex/

I liked the last one... Meg!! drool1.gif

which is the last one?

The one that was #1... at the end.

Oh ya she is in that one. Im bein stoopid.

No you're not!!! It's just a case of brain freeze. yes.gif

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In court (during the episode 'Stewie Kills Lois')

 

Peter: Oh no!

 

Tobi (the attorney): Oh no!

 

Brian: Oh no!

 

Meg: Oh no!

 

Chris: Oh no!

 

Kool-Aid Guy: Oh yeahhhhh! (Backs out just like he did in Season One)

 

Judge: Alright, could I please remind everyone to quit saying 'Oh no!' in this courtroom? 'Cause the f*ckin' Kool-Aid Guy's gonna keep showing up!

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QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 2 2008, 07:47 PM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 2 2008, 09:09 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 2 2008, 07:00 PM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 2 2008, 08:51 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 2 2008, 06:47 PM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 2 2008, 08:35 PM)
Worst sex moments
http://www.adultswim.com/americaloveslists/fg_sex/

I liked the last one... Meg!! drool1.gif

which is the last one?

The one that was #1... at the end.

Oh ya she is in that one. Im bein stoopid.

No you're not!!! It's just a case of brain freeze. yes.gif

Thanks!

 

I think its called mental pause, tho tongue.gif laugh.gif

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QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 3 2008, 04:53 AM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 2 2008, 07:47 PM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 2 2008, 09:09 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 2 2008, 07:00 PM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 2 2008, 08:51 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 2 2008, 06:47 PM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 2 2008, 08:35 PM)
Worst sex moments
http://www.adultswim.com/americaloveslists/fg_sex/

I liked the last one... Meg!! drool1.gif

which is the last one?

The one that was #1... at the end.

Oh ya she is in that one. Im bein stoopid.

No you're not!!! It's just a case of brain freeze. yes.gif

Thanks!

 

I think its called mental pause, tho tongue.gif laugh.gif

The folks on my last forum called it a 'brain fart' tongue.gif

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QUOTE (Jaye @ Aug 3 2008, 07:47 AM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 3 2008, 04:53 AM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 2 2008, 07:47 PM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 2 2008, 09:09 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 2 2008, 07:00 PM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 2 2008, 08:51 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 2 2008, 06:47 PM)
QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 2 2008, 08:35 PM)
Worst sex moments
http://www.adultswim.com/americaloveslists/fg_sex/

I liked the last one... Meg!! drool1.gif

which is the last one?

The one that was #1... at the end.

Oh ya she is in that one. Im bein stoopid.

No you're not!!! It's just a case of brain freeze. yes.gif

Thanks!

 

I think its called mental pause, tho tongue.gif laugh.gif

The folks on my last forum called it a 'brain fart' tongue.gif

thats what I usually call it. I got mental-pause from my mom cause shes got "womanly problems" tongue.gif Not sure if she made it up tho.

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Let's see... what else can I dig up? Oh yea, here's a great one!

 

Meg (holding a package of hot dogs): I'm gonna pretend you're the New York Knicks!

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QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 3 2008, 07:05 PM)
Let's see... what else can I dig up? Oh yea, here's a great one!

Meg (holding a package of hot dogs): I'm gonna pretend you're the New York Knicks!

You have a clip of that, I dont remember it.

 

here's mine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZenAVfw58_c

Journey karaoke

 

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QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 3 2008, 09:16 PM)
QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 3 2008, 07:05 PM)
Let's see... what else can I dig up? Oh yea, here's a great one!

Meg (holding a package of hot dogs): I'm gonna pretend you're the New York Knicks!

You have a clip of that, I dont remember it.

 

here's mine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZenAVfw58_c

Journey karaoke

YouTube just doesn't have many Meg clips... it was from the episode "Stewie Kills Lois".

 

And I love that clip!!!

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QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 4 2008, 12:30 AM)
Barry manilow!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ursTBD0sZ0

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Lois: peter, what the hell is this?

 

Peter: my chastity belt.

 

Lois: a chastity belt, what's that for?

 

peter: I'm abstinent, Lois. It's all in these pamphlets Chris brought home from school, sex turns straight people gay and gays into mexicans, everyone goes down a notch.

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QUOTE (yaoi_myantidrug @ Aug 5 2008, 12:26 AM)
Lois: peter, what the hell is this?

Peter: my chastity belt.

Lois: a chastity belt, what's that for?

peter: I'm abstinent, Lois. It's all in these pamphlets Chris brought home from school, sex turns straight people gay and gays into mexicans, everyone goes down a notch.

rofl3.gif That episode was hilarious!

 

On the set of Wheel Of Fortune, board reads out Go _uck Yourself _ _

 

Woman on TV: I'd like to answer it. Is it, "Go tuck yourself in?" (She is correct)

 

Peter: Heh, this is the second one I got wrong after "My hairy aunt". z7shysterical.gif

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QUOTE (Xanadu93 @ Aug 5 2008, 07:59 AM)
rofl3.gif That episode was hilarious!

On the set of Wheel Of Fortune, board reads out Go _uck Yourself _ _

Woman on TV: I'd like to answer it. Is it, "Go tuck yourself in?" (She is correct)

Peter: Heh, this is the second one I got wrong after "My hairy aunt". z7shysterical.gif

That one's great! z7shysterical.gif

 

It sounds like that south park episode where stan's dad was on.

 

Category:people who annoy you

 

Board reads:n_ggers

 

rofl3.gif rofl3.gif

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