Spinal Tap quote thread

[GeddyRulz]

"Nigel gave me a drawing that said 18 inches. Now, whether or not he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I'm told."

"But you're not as confused as him, are you? I mean, it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel."

 

 

"Oh, there really was a Saint Hubbins?"

"Yes... he was the patron saint of quality footwear."

 

 

"(Dennis Eaton-Hogg) founded Hoggwood... for pale young boys."

 

 

"Do me a favor: kick my ass."

Edited April 13, 2007 by GeddyRulz

[GeddyRulz]

"Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end, because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question... to you."

 

 

"Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation."

 

 

"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

 

 

"You put a greased naked woman on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?"

"You should have seen the cover they wanted to do! It wasn't a glove, believe me."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Sark]

We had a Stonehenge that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf!

[mars_volta]

and ohhh how they danced. the little people of stonhenge....

[GeddyRulz]

Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell;

Where the banshees live, and they do live well!

Stonehenge! Where a man is a man,

And the children dance to the pipes of pan!

[YYXanadu]

Your album Shark Sandwich got merely a two word review of "Shit Sandwich". Edited April 14, 2007 by YYXanadu

[limbo]

well its one more then ten now isnt it

[mars_volta]

i really think youre just making much too big a thing out of it.

 

making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea!!

[treeduck]

Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty.

Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, I've been fooling around with it for a few months.

Marty DiBergi: It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play.

Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.

Marty DiBergi: It's very nice.

Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...

Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?

Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".