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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 4 2012, 04:58 AM)
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QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Oct 2 2012, 05:47 AM)
Challenging Everest? Why not drop in at Ricky Pules' - only 24,000 feet from this cinema. Ricky and Maurice offer a variety of styles for the well-groomed climber. Like Sherpa Tensing and Sir Edmond Hillary be number one on top, when you're Number One on Top?

You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir?

You wouldn't rather forget all about it? scared.gif

Now what seems to be the problem? You can tell me - I'm a Vet, you know

Actually, I'm a gynaecologist... but this is my lunchhour.

I.....am an enchanter!

All right! All right! ... this is your captain speaking... do not rush for the lifeboats ... women, children, Red Indians, spacemen and a sort of idealized version of complete Renaissance Men first!

We like dressing up, yes. wub.gif

music.gif

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

music.gif

The problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? popcorn.gif

The word 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty...erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone... drool1.gif

Oh dear, Mr Bulstrode's stuck again... bitchslap.gif

Well they certainly seem to be in a tight spot, and I spot... our next item - so let's get straight on with the fun and go over to the next item

Stand and deliver...drop that gun! waffen093.gif

This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout

Detective Inspector! pokey.gif

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. Right. Lunar module calling Buzz Aldrin. Come in. Raindrops keep falling on my head... but that doesn't mean that my...

music.gif Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy... music.gif

Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here.

I did enjoy your song for Europe, Clodagh

music.gif Proust, in his first book wrote about... fa la la... music.gif

One of Shaw's, one of Shaw's. tongue.gif

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QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Oct 2 2012, 05:47 AM)
Challenging Everest? Why not drop in at Ricky Pules' - only 24,000 feet from this cinema. Ricky and Maurice offer a variety of styles for the well-groomed climber. Like Sherpa Tensing and Sir Edmond Hillary be number one on top, when you're Number One on Top?

You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir?

You wouldn't rather forget all about it? scared.gif

Now what seems to be the problem? You can tell me - I'm a Vet, you know

Actually, I'm a gynaecologist... but this is my lunchhour.

I.....am an enchanter!

All right! All right! ... this is your captain speaking... do not rush for the lifeboats ... women, children, Red Indians, spacemen and a sort of idealized version of complete Renaissance Men first!

We like dressing up, yes. wub.gif

music.gif

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

music.gif

The problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? popcorn.gif

The word 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty...erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone... drool1.gif

Oh dear, Mr Bulstrode's stuck again... bitchslap.gif

Well they certainly seem to be in a tight spot, and I spot... our next item - so let's get straight on with the fun and go over to the next item

Stand and deliver...drop that gun! waffen093.gif

This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout

Detective Inspector! pokey.gif

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. Right. Lunar module calling Buzz Aldrin. Come in. Raindrops keep falling on my head... but that doesn't mean that my...

music.gif Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy... music.gif

Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here.

I did enjoy your song for Europe, Clodagh

music.gif Proust, in his first book wrote about... fa la la... music.gif

One of Shaw's, one of Shaw's. tongue.gif

Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty, stuck-up twit.

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QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Oct 3 2012, 06:11 PM)
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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 3 2012, 11:25 AM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 3 2012, 01:15 PM)
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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 3 2012, 12:09 PM)
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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 3 2012, 04:34 AM)
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QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Oct 2 2012, 05:47 AM)
Challenging Everest? Why not drop in at Ricky Pules' - only 24,000 feet from this cinema. Ricky and Maurice offer a variety of styles for the well-groomed climber. Like Sherpa Tensing and Sir Edmond Hillary be number one on top, when you're Number One on Top?

You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir?

You wouldn't rather forget all about it? scared.gif

Now what seems to be the problem? You can tell me - I'm a Vet, you know

Actually, I'm a gynaecologist... but this is my lunchhour.

I.....am an enchanter!

All right! All right! ... this is your captain speaking... do not rush for the lifeboats ... women, children, Red Indians, spacemen and a sort of idealized version of complete Renaissance Men first!

We like dressing up, yes. wub.gif

music.gif

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

music.gif

The problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? popcorn.gif

The word 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty...erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone... drool1.gif

Oh dear, Mr Bulstrode's stuck again... bitchslap.gif

Well they certainly seem to be in a tight spot, and I spot... our next item - so let's get straight on with the fun and go over to the next item

Stand and deliver...drop that gun! waffen093.gif

This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout

Detective Inspector! pokey.gif

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. Right. Lunar module calling Buzz Aldrin. Come in. Raindrops keep falling on my head... but that doesn't mean that my...

music.gif Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy... music.gif

Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here.

I did enjoy your song for Europe, Clodagh

music.gif Proust, in his first book wrote about... fa la la... music.gif

One of Shaw's, one of Shaw's. tongue.gif

Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty, stuck-up twit.

Well, we're sorry you feel like that, but we did want a block of flats. 16ton.gif 16ton.gif 16ton.gif

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QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Oct 2 2012, 05:47 AM)
Challenging Everest? Why not drop in at Ricky Pules' - only 24,000 feet from this cinema. Ricky and Maurice offer a variety of styles for the well-groomed climber. Like Sherpa Tensing and Sir Edmond Hillary be number one on top, when you're Number One on Top?

You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir?

You wouldn't rather forget all about it? scared.gif

Now what seems to be the problem? You can tell me - I'm a Vet, you know

Actually, I'm a gynaecologist... but this is my lunchhour.

I.....am an enchanter!

All right! All right! ... this is your captain speaking... do not rush for the lifeboats ... women, children, Red Indians, spacemen and a sort of idealized version of complete Renaissance Men first!

We like dressing up, yes. wub.gif

music.gif

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

music.gif

The problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? popcorn.gif

The word 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty...erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone... drool1.gif

Oh dear, Mr Bulstrode's stuck again... bitchslap.gif

Well they certainly seem to be in a tight spot, and I spot... our next item - so let's get straight on with the fun and go over to the next item

Stand and deliver...drop that gun! waffen093.gif

This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout

Detective Inspector! pokey.gif

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. Right. Lunar module calling Buzz Aldrin. Come in. Raindrops keep falling on my head... but that doesn't mean that my...

music.gif Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy... music.gif

Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here.

I did enjoy your song for Europe, Clodagh

music.gif Proust, in his first book wrote about... fa la la... music.gif

One of Shaw's, one of Shaw's. tongue.gif

Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty, stuck-up twit.

Well, we're sorry you feel like that, but we did want a block of flats. 16ton.gif 16ton.gif 16ton.gif

The Amazing Mystico and Janet can put up a block of flats by hypnosis in under a minute.

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 3 2012, 01:15 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 3 2012, 07:03 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 3 2012, 12:09 PM)
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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 2 2012, 12:35 PM)
QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Oct 2 2012, 05:27 PM)
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QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Oct 2 2012, 05:47 AM)
Challenging Everest? Why not drop in at Ricky Pules' - only 24,000 feet from this cinema. Ricky and Maurice offer a variety of styles for the well-groomed climber. Like Sherpa Tensing and Sir Edmond Hillary be number one on top, when you're Number One on Top?

You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir?

You wouldn't rather forget all about it? scared.gif

Now what seems to be the problem? You can tell me - I'm a Vet, you know

Actually, I'm a gynaecologist... but this is my lunchhour.

I.....am an enchanter!

All right! All right! ... this is your captain speaking... do not rush for the lifeboats ... women, children, Red Indians, spacemen and a sort of idealized version of complete Renaissance Men first!

We like dressing up, yes. wub.gif

music.gif

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

music.gif

The problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? popcorn.gif

The word 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty...erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone... drool1.gif

Oh dear, Mr Bulstrode's stuck again... bitchslap.gif

Well they certainly seem to be in a tight spot, and I spot... our next item - so let's get straight on with the fun and go over to the next item

Stand and deliver...drop that gun! waffen093.gif

This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout

Detective Inspector! pokey.gif

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. Right. Lunar module calling Buzz Aldrin. Come in. Raindrops keep falling on my head... but that doesn't mean that my...

music.gif Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy... music.gif

Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here.

I did enjoy your song for Europe, Clodagh

music.gif Proust, in his first book wrote about... fa la la... music.gif

One of Shaw's, one of Shaw's. tongue.gif

Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty, stuck-up twit.

Well, we're sorry you feel like that, but we did want a block of flats. 16ton.gif 16ton.gif 16ton.gif

The Amazing Mystico and Janet can put up a block of flats by hypnosis in under a minute.

Is that before or after Mr. Keith Maniac from Guatemala sends the bricks to sleep by hypnosis?

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 3 2012, 11:25 AM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 3 2012, 01:15 PM)
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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 3 2012, 12:09 PM)
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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 3 2012, 04:34 AM)
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QUOTE (Citizen of the World @ Oct 2 2012, 05:47 AM)
Challenging Everest? Why not drop in at Ricky Pules' - only 24,000 feet from this cinema. Ricky and Maurice offer a variety of styles for the well-groomed climber. Like Sherpa Tensing and Sir Edmond Hillary be number one on top, when you're Number One on Top?

You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir?

You wouldn't rather forget all about it? scared.gif

Now what seems to be the problem? You can tell me - I'm a Vet, you know

Actually, I'm a gynaecologist... but this is my lunchhour.

I.....am an enchanter!

All right! All right! ... this is your captain speaking... do not rush for the lifeboats ... women, children, Red Indians, spacemen and a sort of idealized version of complete Renaissance Men first!

We like dressing up, yes. wub.gif

music.gif

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

music.gif

The problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? popcorn.gif

The word 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty...erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone... drool1.gif

Oh dear, Mr Bulstrode's stuck again... bitchslap.gif

Well they certainly seem to be in a tight spot, and I spot... our next item - so let's get straight on with the fun and go over to the next item

Stand and deliver...drop that gun! waffen093.gif

This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout

Detective Inspector! pokey.gif

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. Right. Lunar module calling Buzz Aldrin. Come in. Raindrops keep falling on my head... but that doesn't mean that my...

music.gif Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy... music.gif

Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here.

I did enjoy your song for Europe, Clodagh

music.gif Proust, in his first book wrote about... fa la la... music.gif

One of Shaw's, one of Shaw's. tongue.gif

Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty, stuck-up twit.

Well, we're sorry you feel like that, but we did want a block of flats. 16ton.gif 16ton.gif 16ton.gif

The Amazing Mystico and Janet can put up a block of flats by hypnosis in under a minute.

Is that before or after Mr. Keith Maniac from Guatemala sends the bricks to sleep by hypnosis?

This new housing development in Bristol is one of the most interesting in the country. It's using a variety of new techniques: shock-proof curtain-walling, a central high voltage, self-generated electricity source, and extruded acrylic fiberglass fitments. It's also the first major housing project in Britain to be built entirely by characters from nineteenth-century English literature.

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Challenging Everest? Why not drop in at Ricky Pules' - only 24,000 feet from this cinema. Ricky and Maurice offer a variety of styles for the well-groomed climber. Like Sherpa Tensing and Sir Edmond Hillary be number one on top, when you're Number One on Top?

You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir?

You wouldn't rather forget all about it? scared.gif

Now what seems to be the problem? You can tell me - I'm a Vet, you know

Actually, I'm a gynaecologist... but this is my lunchhour.

I.....am an enchanter!

All right! All right! ... this is your captain speaking... do not rush for the lifeboats ... women, children, Red Indians, spacemen and a sort of idealized version of complete Renaissance Men first!

We like dressing up, yes. wub.gif

music.gif

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

music.gif

The problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? popcorn.gif

The word 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty...erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone... drool1.gif

Oh dear, Mr Bulstrode's stuck again... bitchslap.gif

Well they certainly seem to be in a tight spot, and I spot... our next item - so let's get straight on with the fun and go over to the next item

Stand and deliver...drop that gun! waffen093.gif

This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout

Detective Inspector! pokey.gif

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. Right. Lunar module calling Buzz Aldrin. Come in. Raindrops keep falling on my head... but that doesn't mean that my...

music.gif Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy... music.gif

Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here.

I did enjoy your song for Europe, Clodagh

music.gif Proust, in his first book wrote about... fa la la... music.gif

One of Shaw's, one of Shaw's. tongue.gif

Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty, stuck-up twit.

Well, we're sorry you feel like that, but we did want a block of flats. 16ton.gif 16ton.gif 16ton.gif

The Amazing Mystico and Janet can put up a block of flats by hypnosis in under a minute.

Is that before or after Mr. Keith Maniac from Guatemala sends the bricks to sleep by hypnosis?

This new housing development in Bristol is one of the most interesting in the country. It's using a variety of new techniques: shock-proof curtain-walling, a central high voltage, self-generated electricity source, and extruded acrylic fiberglass fitments. It's also the first major housing project in Britain to be built entirely by characters from nineteenth-century English literature.

Now, you sods! And when you come back, I've got more things for you to do! whipgirl.gif

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Challenging Everest? Why not drop in at Ricky Pules' - only 24,000 feet from this cinema. Ricky and Maurice offer a variety of styles for the well-groomed climber. Like Sherpa Tensing and Sir Edmond Hillary be number one on top, when you're Number One on Top?

You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir?

You wouldn't rather forget all about it? scared.gif

Now what seems to be the problem? You can tell me - I'm a Vet, you know

Actually, I'm a gynaecologist... but this is my lunchhour.

I.....am an enchanter!

All right! All right! ... this is your captain speaking... do not rush for the lifeboats ... women, children, Red Indians, spacemen and a sort of idealized version of complete Renaissance Men first!

We like dressing up, yes. wub.gif

music.gif

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

music.gif

The problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? popcorn.gif

The word 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty...erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone... drool1.gif

Oh dear, Mr Bulstrode's stuck again... bitchslap.gif

Well they certainly seem to be in a tight spot, and I spot... our next item - so let's get straight on with the fun and go over to the next item

Stand and deliver...drop that gun! waffen093.gif

This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout

Detective Inspector! pokey.gif

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. Right. Lunar module calling Buzz Aldrin. Come in. Raindrops keep falling on my head... but that doesn't mean that my...

music.gif Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy... music.gif

Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here.

I did enjoy your song for Europe, Clodagh

music.gif Proust, in his first book wrote about... fa la la... music.gif

One of Shaw's, one of Shaw's. tongue.gif

Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty, stuck-up twit.

Well, we're sorry you feel like that, but we did want a block of flats. 16ton.gif 16ton.gif 16ton.gif

The Amazing Mystico and Janet can put up a block of flats by hypnosis in under a minute.

Is that before or after Mr. Keith Maniac from Guatemala sends the bricks to sleep by hypnosis?

This new housing development in Bristol is one of the most interesting in the country. It's using a variety of new techniques: shock-proof curtain-walling, a central high voltage, self-generated electricity source, and extruded acrylic fiberglass fitments. It's also the first major housing project in Britain to be built entirely by characters from nineteenth-century English literature.

Now, you sods! And when you come back, I've got more things for you to do! whipgirl.gif

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms

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Challenging Everest? Why not drop in at Ricky Pules' - only 24,000 feet from this cinema. Ricky and Maurice offer a variety of styles for the well-groomed climber. Like Sherpa Tensing and Sir Edmond Hillary be number one on top, when you're Number One on Top?

You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir?

You wouldn't rather forget all about it? scared.gif

Now what seems to be the problem? You can tell me - I'm a Vet, you know

Actually, I'm a gynaecologist... but this is my lunchhour.

I.....am an enchanter!

All right! All right! ... this is your captain speaking... do not rush for the lifeboats ... women, children, Red Indians, spacemen and a sort of idealized version of complete Renaissance Men first!

We like dressing up, yes. wub.gif

music.gif

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

music.gif

The problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? popcorn.gif

The word 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty...erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone... drool1.gif

Oh dear, Mr Bulstrode's stuck again... bitchslap.gif

Well they certainly seem to be in a tight spot, and I spot... our next item - so let's get straight on with the fun and go over to the next item

Stand and deliver...drop that gun! waffen093.gif

This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout

Detective Inspector! pokey.gif

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. Right. Lunar module calling Buzz Aldrin. Come in. Raindrops keep falling on my head... but that doesn't mean that my...

music.gif Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy... music.gif

Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here.

I did enjoy your song for Europe, Clodagh

music.gif Proust, in his first book wrote about... fa la la... music.gif

One of Shaw's, one of Shaw's. tongue.gif

Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty, stuck-up twit.

Well, we're sorry you feel like that, but we did want a block of flats. 16ton.gif 16ton.gif 16ton.gif

The Amazing Mystico and Janet can put up a block of flats by hypnosis in under a minute.

Is that before or after Mr. Keith Maniac from Guatemala sends the bricks to sleep by hypnosis?

This new housing development in Bristol is one of the most interesting in the country. It's using a variety of new techniques: shock-proof curtain-walling, a central high voltage, self-generated electricity source, and extruded acrylic fiberglass fitments. It's also the first major housing project in Britain to be built entirely by characters from nineteenth-century English literature.

Now, you sods! And when you come back, I've got more things for you to do! whipgirl.gif

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms

Who's got a boil on the bum...boil on the botty. blush4.gif

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Challenging Everest? Why not drop in at Ricky Pules' - only 24,000 feet from this cinema. Ricky and Maurice offer a variety of styles for the well-groomed climber. Like Sherpa Tensing and Sir Edmond Hillary be number one on top, when you're Number One on Top?

You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir?

You wouldn't rather forget all about it? scared.gif

Now what seems to be the problem? You can tell me - I'm a Vet, you know

Actually, I'm a gynaecologist... but this is my lunchhour.

I.....am an enchanter!

All right! All right! ... this is your captain speaking... do not rush for the lifeboats ... women, children, Red Indians, spacemen and a sort of idealized version of complete Renaissance Men first!

We like dressing up, yes. wub.gif

music.gif

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

music.gif

The problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? popcorn.gif

The word 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty...erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone... drool1.gif

Oh dear, Mr Bulstrode's stuck again... bitchslap.gif

Well they certainly seem to be in a tight spot, and I spot... our next item - so let's get straight on with the fun and go over to the next item

Stand and deliver...drop that gun! waffen093.gif

This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout

Detective Inspector! pokey.gif

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. Right. Lunar module calling Buzz Aldrin. Come in. Raindrops keep falling on my head... but that doesn't mean that my...

music.gif Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy... music.gif

Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here.

I did enjoy your song for Europe, Clodagh

music.gif Proust, in his first book wrote about... fa la la... music.gif

One of Shaw's, one of Shaw's. tongue.gif

Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty, stuck-up twit.

Well, we're sorry you feel like that, but we did want a block of flats. 16ton.gif 16ton.gif 16ton.gif

The Amazing Mystico and Janet can put up a block of flats by hypnosis in under a minute.

Is that before or after Mr. Keith Maniac from Guatemala sends the bricks to sleep by hypnosis?

This new housing development in Bristol is one of the most interesting in the country. It's using a variety of new techniques: shock-proof curtain-walling, a central high voltage, self-generated electricity source, and extruded acrylic fiberglass fitments. It's also the first major housing project in Britain to be built entirely by characters from nineteenth-century English literature.

Now, you sods! And when you come back, I've got more things for you to do! whipgirl.gif

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms

Who's got a boil on the bum...boil on the botty. blush4.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on this programme.

 

B*M

B*TTY

P*X

KN*CKERS

W**-W**

SEMPRINI

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Challenging Everest? Why not drop in at Ricky Pules' - only 24,000 feet from this cinema. Ricky and Maurice offer a variety of styles for the well-groomed climber. Like Sherpa Tensing and Sir Edmond Hillary be number one on top, when you're Number One on Top?

You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir?

You wouldn't rather forget all about it? scared.gif

Now what seems to be the problem? You can tell me - I'm a Vet, you know

Actually, I'm a gynaecologist... but this is my lunchhour.

I.....am an enchanter!

All right! All right! ... this is your captain speaking... do not rush for the lifeboats ... women, children, Red Indians, spacemen and a sort of idealized version of complete Renaissance Men first!

We like dressing up, yes. wub.gif

music.gif

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

music.gif

The problem I believe is basically sexual, is it? popcorn.gif

The word 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty...erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone... drool1.gif

Oh dear, Mr Bulstrode's stuck again... bitchslap.gif

Well they certainly seem to be in a tight spot, and I spot... our next item - so let's get straight on with the fun and go over to the next item

Stand and deliver...drop that gun! waffen093.gif

This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I'm Chief Superintendent Lookout

Detective Inspector! pokey.gif

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. Right. Lunar module calling Buzz Aldrin. Come in. Raindrops keep falling on my head... but that doesn't mean that my...

music.gif Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy... music.gif

Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while I'm here.

I did enjoy your song for Europe, Clodagh

music.gif Proust, in his first book wrote about... fa la la... music.gif

One of Shaw's, one of Shaw's. tongue.gif

Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty, stuck-up twit.

Well, we're sorry you feel like that, but we did want a block of flats. 16ton.gif 16ton.gif 16ton.gif

The Amazing Mystico and Janet can put up a block of flats by hypnosis in under a minute.

Is that before or after Mr. Keith Maniac from Guatemala sends the bricks to sleep by hypnosis?

This new housing development in Bristol is one of the most interesting in the country. It's using a variety of new techniques: shock-proof curtain-walling, a central high voltage, self-generated electricity source, and extruded acrylic fiberglass fitments. It's also the first major housing project in Britain to be built entirely by characters from nineteenth-century English literature.

Now, you sods! And when you come back, I've got more things for you to do! whipgirl.gif

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms

Who's got a boil on the bum...boil on the botty. blush4.gif

These are the words that are not to be used again on this programme.

 

B*M

B*TTY

P*X

KN*CKERS

W**-W**

SEMPRINI

Loose woman. common001.gif

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