Your_Lion Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 5 2010, 12:15 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 5 2010, 06:04 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 4 2010, 11:01 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 4 2010, 02:07 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 4 2010, 12:18 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 4 2010, 05:30 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 4 2010, 04:33 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 2 2010, 06:04 AM) talking of Judges... Is this strictly releveant? Quizzed learned lovely, Justice Maltravers. Seventy-eight-year-old Justice hails from Esther, and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. All will be revealed soon m'lud, quipped tall forty-two-year-old Nelson Bedowes. Cutie QC Nelson's keen on negligence and grievous bodily harm at Gray's Inn. And with cases like he's won we bet Gray's in when Nelson's around. It's only a bleeding parking offence. Parking offence, schmarking offence, m'lud. We must leave no stone unturned. Call Cardinal Richelieu. Hello everyone. You know, I just love your country. London is so beautiful at this time of year. So-called Cardinal, I put it to you that you died in December 1642. That is correct. Ah ha! He fell for my little trap. Curse you Inspector Dim! You are too clever for us naughty people. And furthermore I suggest that you are none other than Ron Higgins, professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 5 2010, 06:25 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 5 2010, 12:15 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 5 2010, 06:04 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 4 2010, 11:01 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 4 2010, 02:07 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 4 2010, 12:18 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 4 2010, 05:30 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 4 2010, 04:33 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 2 2010, 06:04 AM) talking of Judges... Is this strictly releveant? Quizzed learned lovely, Justice Maltravers. Seventy-eight-year-old Justice hails from Esther, and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. All will be revealed soon m'lud, quipped tall forty-two-year-old Nelson Bedowes. Cutie QC Nelson's keen on negligence and grievous bodily harm at Gray's Inn. And with cases like he's won we bet Gray's in when Nelson's around. It's only a bleeding parking offence. Parking offence, schmarking offence, m'lud. We must leave no stone unturned. Call Cardinal Richelieu. Hello everyone. You know, I just love your country. London is so beautiful at this time of year. So-called Cardinal, I put it to you that you died in December 1642. That is correct. Ah ha! He fell for my little trap. Curse you Inspector Dim! You are too clever for us naughty people. And furthermore I suggest that you are none other than Ron Higgins, professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator. It's a fair cop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 5 2010, 12:37 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 5 2010, 06:25 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 5 2010, 12:15 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 5 2010, 06:04 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 4 2010, 11:01 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 4 2010, 02:07 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 4 2010, 12:18 PM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 4 2010, 05:30 AM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 4 2010, 04:33 AM) QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 2 2010, 06:04 AM) talking of Judges... Is this strictly releveant? Quizzed learned lovely, Justice Maltravers. Seventy-eight-year-old Justice hails from Esther, and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter. All will be revealed soon m'lud, quipped tall forty-two-year-old Nelson Bedowes. Cutie QC Nelson's keen on negligence and grievous bodily harm at Gray's Inn. And with cases like he's won we bet Gray's in when Nelson's around. It's only a bleeding parking offence. Parking offence, schmarking offence, m'lud. We must leave no stone unturned. Call Cardinal Richelieu. Hello everyone. You know, I just love your country. London is so beautiful at this time of year. So-called Cardinal, I put it to you that you died in December 1642. That is correct. Ah ha! He fell for my little trap. Curse you Inspector Dim! You are too clever for us naughty people. And furthermore I suggest that you are none other than Ron Higgins, professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator. It's a fair cop. It's all in a day's work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KW84 Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 http://biobreak.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/graham_chapman_colonel.jpg 21 years ago we lost a comedic genius. Flying Lesson one of my favorites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 5 2010, 03:06 PM) http://biobreak.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/graham_chapman_colonel.jpg 21 years ago we lost a comedic genius. Flying Lesson one of my favorites. You have impeccable taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KW84 Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 5 2010, 04:56 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 5 2010, 03:06 PM) http://biobreak.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/graham_chapman_colonel.jpg 21 years ago we lost a comedic genius. Flying Lesson one of my favorites. You have impeccable taste. Undertaker not raw.....cooked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KW84 Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see? But can a bee be said to be Or not to be an entire bee When half the bee is not a bee Due to some ancient injury? -singing La dee dee, one two three, Eric the half a bee. A B C D E F G, Eric the half a bee. Is this wretched demi-bee, Half-asleep upon my knee, Some freak from a menagerie? No! It's Eric the half a bee! Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee, Eric the half a bee. Ho ho ho, tee hee hee, Eric the half a bee. I love this hive, employee-ee, Bisected accidentally, One summer afternoon by me, I love him carnally. He loves him carnally, Semi-carnally. The End Cyril Connolly? No, semi-carnally Oh Cyril Connoly (whistle) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I've got that song on an old tape (but the tape recorder doesn't fit up my brother's nose ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 22 2010, 12:29 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/1001001/spottheloony.jpg I bet they're really scared. Do we have any figures on how scared they are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KW84 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 http://mydivx.lihoman.ru/order/direct/monty/gilliam.holy.grail2.jpg GOD: Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling. ARTHUR: Sorry-- GOD: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy". What are you doing now!? ARTHUR: I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord. GOD: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Now knock it off! ARTHUR: Yes, Lord. GOD: Right! Arthur, King of the Britons -- your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times. ARTHUR: Good idea, oh Lord! GOD: 'Course it's a good idea! Behold! Arthur, this is the Holy Grail. Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek this Grail. That is your purpose, Arthur -- the Quest for the Holy Grail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 07:45 PM) http://mydivx.lihoman.ru/order/direct/monty/gilliam.holy.grail2.jpg GOD: Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling. ARTHUR: Sorry-- GOD: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy". What are you doing now!? ARTHUR: I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord. GOD: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Now knock it off! ARTHUR: Yes, Lord. GOD: Right! Arthur, King of the Britons -- your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times. ARTHUR: Good idea, oh Lord! GOD: 'Course it's a good idea! Behold! Arthur, this is the Holy Grail. Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek this Grail. That is your purpose, Arthur -- the Quest for the Holy Grail. I hope they succeed. They must watch out for the police, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KW84 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Which police? The church police? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w Because its time to go to the ministry. Walk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Blackmail. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZgwNutwK0Y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 08:49 PM) Which police? The church police? Yeah, and they work their batons like Neil in your sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Oct 6 2010, 10:00 PM) Blackmail. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZgwNutwK0Y Easily one of my fave scetches. "We'll be showing you more of that photograph later in the program.....unless we hear from Charles or Michael." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KW84 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 6 2010, 09:03 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 08:49 PM) Which police? The church police? Yeah, and they work their batons like Neil in your sig. You mean they drop them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 09:35 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 6 2010, 09:03 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 08:49 PM) Which police? The church police? Yeah, and they work their batons like Neil in your sig. You mean they drop them? That's right. Therefore, I think King Arthur has a chance to complete the tusk...er, task. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KW84 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 (edited) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 6 2010, 10:03 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 09:35 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 6 2010, 09:03 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 08:49 PM) Which police? The church police? Yeah, and they work their batons like Neil in your sig. You mean they drop them? That's right. Therefore, I think King Arthur has a chance to complete the tusk...er, task. Can you think of any gifs to be made? Edited October 7, 2010 by KW84 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 10:19 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 6 2010, 10:03 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 09:35 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 6 2010, 09:03 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 08:49 PM) Which police? The church police? Yeah, and they work their batons like Neil in your sig. You mean they drop them? That's right. Therefore, I think King Arthur has a chance to complete the tusk...er, task. Can you think of any gifs to be made? I don't think you did the "Twit of the Year Show" yet. That may take a whole page, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KW84 Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 6 2010, 10:25 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 10:19 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 6 2010, 10:03 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 09:35 PM) QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 6 2010, 09:03 PM) QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 08:49 PM) Which police? The church police? Yeah, and they work their batons like Neil in your sig. You mean they drop them? That's right. Therefore, I think King Arthur has a chance to complete the tusk...er, task. Can you think of any gifs to be made? I don't think you did the "Twit of the Year Show" yet. That may take a whole page, though. I will try Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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