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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 5 2010, 12:15 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 5 2010, 06:04 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 4 2010, 11:01 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 4 2010, 02:07 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 4 2010, 12:18 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 4 2010, 05:30 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 4 2010, 04:33 AM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 2 2010, 06:04 AM)
talking of Judges...

Is this strictly releveant? Quizzed learned lovely, Justice Maltravers. Seventy-eight-year-old Justice hails from Esther, and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter.

All will be revealed soon m'lud, quipped tall forty-two-year-old Nelson Bedowes. Cutie QC Nelson's keen on negligence and grievous bodily harm at Gray's Inn. And with cases like he's won we bet Gray's in when Nelson's around.

It's only a bleeding parking offence. confused13.gif

Parking offence, schmarking offence, m'lud. We must leave no stone unturned. Call Cardinal Richelieu.

Hello everyone. You know, I just love your country. London is so beautiful at this time of year. bekloppt.gif

So-called Cardinal, I put it to you that you died in December 1642.

That is correct. popcorn.gif

Ah ha! He fell for my little trap.

Curse you Inspector Dim! You are too clever for us naughty people. angry.gif

And furthermore I suggest that you are none other than Ron Higgins, professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator. tongue.gif

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QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 5 2010, 06:25 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 5 2010, 12:15 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 5 2010, 06:04 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 4 2010, 11:01 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 4 2010, 02:07 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 4 2010, 12:18 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 4 2010, 05:30 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 4 2010, 04:33 AM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 2 2010, 06:04 AM)
talking of Judges...

Is this strictly releveant? Quizzed learned lovely, Justice Maltravers. Seventy-eight-year-old Justice hails from Esther, and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter.

All will be revealed soon m'lud, quipped tall forty-two-year-old Nelson Bedowes. Cutie QC Nelson's keen on negligence and grievous bodily harm at Gray's Inn. And with cases like he's won we bet Gray's in when Nelson's around.

It's only a bleeding parking offence. confused13.gif

Parking offence, schmarking offence, m'lud. We must leave no stone unturned. Call Cardinal Richelieu.

Hello everyone. You know, I just love your country. London is so beautiful at this time of year. bekloppt.gif

So-called Cardinal, I put it to you that you died in December 1642.

That is correct. popcorn.gif

Ah ha! He fell for my little trap.

Curse you Inspector Dim! You are too clever for us naughty people. angry.gif

And furthermore I suggest that you are none other than Ron Higgins, professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator. tongue.gif

It's a fair cop. laugh.gif

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 5 2010, 12:37 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 5 2010, 06:25 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 5 2010, 12:15 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 5 2010, 06:04 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 4 2010, 11:01 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 4 2010, 02:07 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 4 2010, 12:18 PM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 4 2010, 05:30 AM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 4 2010, 04:33 AM)
QUOTE (Your_Lion @ Oct 2 2010, 06:04 AM)
talking of Judges...

Is this strictly releveant? Quizzed learned lovely, Justice Maltravers. Seventy-eight-year-old Justice hails from Esther, and he's been making a big name for himself at the recent Assizes at Exeter.

All will be revealed soon m'lud, quipped tall forty-two-year-old Nelson Bedowes. Cutie QC Nelson's keen on negligence and grievous bodily harm at Gray's Inn. And with cases like he's won we bet Gray's in when Nelson's around.

It's only a bleeding parking offence. confused13.gif

Parking offence, schmarking offence, m'lud. We must leave no stone unturned. Call Cardinal Richelieu.

Hello everyone. You know, I just love your country. London is so beautiful at this time of year. bekloppt.gif

So-called Cardinal, I put it to you that you died in December 1642.

That is correct. popcorn.gif

Ah ha! He fell for my little trap.

Curse you Inspector Dim! You are too clever for us naughty people. angry.gif

And furthermore I suggest that you are none other than Ron Higgins, professional Cardinal Richelieu impersonator. tongue.gif

It's a fair cop. laugh.gif

It's all in a day's work. cool.gif

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 5 2010, 04:56 PM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 5 2010, 03:06 PM)
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21 years ago we lost a comedic genius.
  Flying Lesson
    one of my favorites. rofl3.gif

You have impeccable taste. new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif

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Undertaker

 

not raw.....cooked rofl3.gif

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Half a bee, philosophically,

Must, ipso facto, half not be.

But half the bee has got to be

Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

 

But can a bee be said to be

Or not to be an entire bee

When half the bee is not a bee

Due to some ancient injury?

-singing

 

La dee dee, one two three,

Eric the half a bee.

A B C D E F G,

Eric the half a bee.

 

Is this wretched demi-bee,

Half-asleep upon my knee,

Some freak from a menagerie?

No! It's Eric the half a bee!

 

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,

Eric the half a bee.

Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,

Eric the half a bee.

 

I love this hive, employee-ee,

Bisected accidentally,

One summer afternoon by me,

I love him carnally.

 

He loves him carnally,

Semi-carnally.

 

The End

 

Cyril Connolly?

 

No, semi-carnally

 

Oh

 

Cyril Connoly (whistle)

 

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laugh.gif I've got that song on an old tape

 

(but the tape recorder doesn't fit up my brother's nose wink.gif )

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QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Aug 22 2010, 12:29 AM)
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I bet they're really scared. new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif Do we have any figures on how scared they are? biggrin.gif

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http://mydivx.lihoman.ru/order/direct/monty/gilliam.holy.grail2.jpg

 

GOD: Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, don't grovel! If

there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.

ARTHUR: Sorry--

GOD: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's

"sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy". What are you

doing now!?

ARTHUR: I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord.

GOD: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so

depressing. Now knock it off!

ARTHUR: Yes, Lord.

GOD: Right! Arthur, King of the Britons -- your Knights of the Round

Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.

ARTHUR: Good idea, oh Lord!

GOD: 'Course it's a good idea! Behold! Arthur, this is the Holy

Grail. Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek

this Grail. That is your purpose, Arthur -- the Quest for the

Holy Grail.

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QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 07:45 PM)
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GOD: Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, don't grovel! If
there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.
ARTHUR: Sorry--
GOD: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's
"sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy". What are you
doing now!?
ARTHUR: I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord.
GOD: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so
depressing. Now knock it off!
ARTHUR: Yes, Lord.
GOD: Right! Arthur, King of the Britons -- your Knights of the Round
Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.
ARTHUR: Good idea, oh Lord!
GOD: 'Course it's a good idea! Behold! Arthur, this is the Holy
Grail. Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek
this Grail. That is your purpose, Arthur -- the Quest for the
Holy Grail.

I hope they succeed. 1287.gif They must watch out for the police, though. eh.gif

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 6 2010, 09:03 PM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 08:49 PM)
Which police?
The church police? wink.gif

Yeah, and they work their batons like Neil in your sig. oops.gif

You mean they drop them? biggrin.gif

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QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 09:35 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 6 2010, 09:03 PM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 08:49 PM)
Which police?
The church police? wink.gif

Yeah, and they work their batons like Neil in your sig. oops.gif

You mean they drop them? biggrin.gif

That's right. Therefore, I think King Arthur has a chance to complete the tusk...er, task. wink.gif

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 6 2010, 10:03 PM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 09:35 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 6 2010, 09:03 PM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 08:49 PM)
Which police?
The church police? wink.gif

Yeah, and they work their batons like Neil in your sig. oops.gif

You mean they drop them? biggrin.gif

That's right. Therefore, I think King Arthur has a chance to complete the tusk...er, task. wink.gif

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Can you think of any gifs to be made?

 

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QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 10:19 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 6 2010, 10:03 PM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 09:35 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 6 2010, 09:03 PM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 08:49 PM)
Which police?
The church police? wink.gif

Yeah, and they work their batons like Neil in your sig. oops.gif

You mean they drop them? biggrin.gif

That's right. Therefore, I think King Arthur has a chance to complete the tusk...er, task. wink.gif

laugh.gif

 

 

Can you think of any gifs to be made?

 

trink39.gif

I don't think you did the "Twit of the Year Show" yet. That may take a whole page, though. unsure.gif

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QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 6 2010, 10:25 PM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 10:19 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 6 2010, 10:03 PM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 09:35 PM)
QUOTE (blackhawkrush @ Oct 6 2010, 09:03 PM)
QUOTE (KW84 @ Oct 6 2010, 08:49 PM)
Which police?
The church police? wink.gif

Yeah, and they work their batons like Neil in your sig. oops.gif

You mean they drop them? biggrin.gif

That's right. Therefore, I think King Arthur has a chance to complete the tusk...er, task. wink.gif

laugh.gif

 

 

Can you think of any gifs to be made?

 

trink39.gif

I don't think you did the "Twit of the Year Show" yet. That may take a whole page, though. unsure.gif

I will try smile.gif

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