treeduck Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 i think I need dating classes I keep picking fat asses I need big thick glasses cos when I make passes i can't see for their chassis like cows eating grasses they're no jackie o'nassis fat asses fat asses wow they're great huge masses fat asses fat asses they move like molasses fat asses fat asses they explode with their gasses fat asses fat asses round round lasses fat asses, fat asses fatassesfatassesfatasses but i keep making passes fat asses fat asses i need dating classes fat asses fat asses need need need huge glasses fat asses fat asses like planetary masses blowing out their gassses fat asses fat asses moving like molasses like monster sized basses fish for your lasses and get huge great asses fat asses, fat asses fat asses FAT ASSES!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Hey, you know what they say - fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted December 28, 2006 Author Share Posted December 28, 2006 Yes and I should claify it's not meant to be derogatory more of a celebration... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Chassis doesn't rhyme with the rest of them..... That song SUCKS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 "Now I got mortgages and homes, I got stiffness in the bones Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell ya!) But I still got my treasure, still got my greatest pleasure Hey big woman, you done made a big man of me!" edit - yeah, I love Queen, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Sung to the tune of The Beach Boys "Kokomo," here's "Camel Toe" - You're a beautiful girl And your pants are on so tight That when you stand just right I can see it all When you're on the beach And your bikini's soaking wet I see a fuzzy silhouette As I look down below I see your camel toe Your biscuit, your beavage I see your cooter cleavage Your monkey, your muffin You ain't hidin' nothin' Your coochie, your flapper You're showin' off your snapper Your camel toe It looks alright so baby let it show Looks like a big taco I see your camel toe (Merci madame, voila le bearded clam) I could really go For a sideways sloppy joe Or a tuna casserole Baby don't you know I never thought I'd see So much of your anatomy Your jeans are so tight I'm learning gynecology I see your camel toe Your labia, your vulva Ooh ya know i love ya Pudenda, vagina, nothin' could be finer. It's furry, it's fluffy, lookin' kinda puffy. Your camel toe It looks alright so baby let it show Looks like a big taco I see your camel toe (Merci madame, voila le bearded clam) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted December 28, 2006 Author Share Posted December 28, 2006 QUOTE (Geds @ Dec 27 2006, 08:09 PM) Chassis doesn't rhyme with the rest of them..... That song SUCKS. it's close enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
different strings Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 QUOTE (Maddy @ Dec 28 2006, 10:45 AM) Hey, you know what they say - fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round. Good choice of song and words Maddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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