doubled_mystic Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 ^^^^^couldn't add 1+0 properly without the aid of a calculator and channeling the spirits of Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 ^^If you look at him, you go blind, deaf, dumb, and paralyzed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 ^^^^^wouldn't take much to find a jar of mayonaise smarter than him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 ^^Often mistakes mayonaise for milk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveyt Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 ^^^wears kimonos at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 ^^Parades around work in a furry thong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 ^^^Walks around work completely naked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 ^^Actually doesn't know what's underneath his clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 ^^^ Thinks skin is made out of rubber, so he goes out in lightning storms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 ^^^^thinks rubber is made out snake skins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 ^^^ Thinks Snakes live in the North Pole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 ^^^thinks Santa Claus lives at the South Pole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
priest_of_syrinx Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 ^^Thinks there's a huge pole at the South Pole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 ^^^ Likes to pole dance on this big pole infront of many thousands of naked old men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 ^^^doesn't need the audience to dance on a big pole.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 ^^^ Saw Pamela Anderson naked, and was disgusted, and when he saw his Grandmother naked, he went "Yeaaahhh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
souperconductor Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 ^^^ Star Trek's expert in the art of "Wrathing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 ^^^ Once cut himself in half with a double bladed lightsaber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fledgehog Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 ^^spent three months cutting himself in half with a plastic knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubled_mystic Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 ^^^wants to be beheaded with an olive fork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 ^^^ Wants to Own his Grandmother, then Own himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fledgehog Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 ^^Wants to have a threesome with his grandma and James LaBrie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 ^^^ Was killed by Jordan Rudess in his sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fledgehog Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 ^^Died from listening to the keyboard solo in Dance of Eternity because his poor little ears couldn't handle the non-3powerchordemocrap progression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KublaKhan Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 ^^^When Robert Plant said "Shake for me, Girl" in Whole Lotta Love, he shook all night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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