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oh fucckin lenerd i cant stop drinking. this is tragic.

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LENERD ! LENERD ! LENERD ! OOUGH OOUGH AH AH !

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DONT SWEAT IT BRO !

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QUOTE (Necromancer @ May 5 2006, 05:34 PM)
Somehow... i think Lenerd got robbed. I'm just sayin'. tongue.gif

Hanging chad theory? laugh.gif

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Hanging chad, indeed. Look, here's the Republican interns trying to stop the recount...

 

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QUOTE (paganoman @ May 5 2006, 04:37 PM)
QUOTE (Necromancer @ May 5 2006, 05:34 PM)
Somehow... i think Lenerd got robbed.  I'm just sayin'.  tongue.gif

Hanging chad theory? laugh.gif

If this gets moved to politics it's all YOUR fault paggy-boy. tongue.gif

 

I was just saying how can a fictional alter that's a rodent, compete with a REAL pet that happens to be adorable AND resemble a certain pup on a cover of an album by... who is it... oh yeah... 2.gif ??? tongue.gif

 

no hanging chad theory. no.gif

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QUOTE (Necromancer @ May 5 2006, 05:59 PM)
QUOTE (paganoman @ May 5 2006, 04:37 PM)
QUOTE (Necromancer @ May 5 2006, 05:34 PM)
Somehow... i think Lenerd got robbed.  I'm just sayin'.  tongue.gif

Hanging chad theory? laugh.gif

If this gets moved to politics it's all YOUR fault paggy-boy. tongue.gif

 

I was just saying how can a fictional alter that's a rodent, compete with a REAL pet that happens to be adorable AND resemble a certain pup on a cover of an album by... who is it... oh yeah... 2.gif ??? tongue.gif

 

no hanging chad theory. no.gif

paggy-boy rofl3.gif

 

This poor name of mine has seen more variations... Stayin' gold, though. trink39.gif

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lenard..i just want you to know that when

you are feeling up to it....i'll prepare you and

your friends a wonderful dinner...this is just so

you know that nothing has changed..you are and

always will be in my heart. cat.gif i love you. heart.gif

 

you always have my vote!

 

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I KNOW OF A FRIEND WHO WANDERED

AS SOME DEEP THOUGHT HE PONDERED confused13.gif

 

CAME ACROSS A FELLOW NAMED "WHITETRASH"

WHO JUST LOVES TO BOOZE UP ALL HIS CASH trink39.gif

 

NOW THIS RODENT cat.gif FRIEND OF MINE

HAS BEEN SINCE "DOING TIME" beathorse.gif

 

BY MAKING SURE "WHITETRASH" IS DOING ALRIGHT

AND KEEPING HIM FROM THE OCCASIONAL BAR FIGHT 1022.gif

 

POOR LITTLE cat.gif HAS TO BABYSIT

BUT THIS HE DOES NOT REGRET no.gif

 

HE KNOWS HE HAS BEEN CALLED YOU SEE

FOR A WONDERFUL BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif

 

HE CAN WATCH OVER ALL THE OVERGROWN BOYS

AND LAUGH AT THEM AS THEY MAKE THEIR NOISE z7shysterical.gif

 

BEING SILLY, ARGUING, AND LEARNING TO BE AN ADULT

AND TRYING TO KEEP THEM FROM FORMING A CULT fing.gif

 

SO LENERD I LOVE YOU AND WANTED TO SAY

PLEASE TAKE NECRO OVER TO YOUR HOUSE TO PLAY yes.gif

 

HE'S STATED HE WANTED A BLACK cat.gif AND ALL

BUT WITH YOU AND WHITETRASH HE'D HAVE A BALL

 

SO ACCEPT WHO AND WHAT YOU ARE

YOU ARE BETTER THAN MOST BY FAR!!!!! 653.gif

 

 

 

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I LOVE LENERD

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QUOTE (lenerd)

I was just a young kitten when I was found under whitetrash's pickup truck, one night in the hills of Missouri.

I remember eating a piece of cold pizza I had found in the parking lot of the Sloopy Dippenface bar, just outside of Kirksville.

I heard a chink as a Miller Lite bottle hit the gravel.


Then a thud as Whitetrash joined it.

He crawled under the truck, and grabbed the bottle.
That was when he saw me.
I was afraid.
He said, "ooooo  lookit the kiddy-cat!"
He scratched me under the chin.

He took my pizza and started eating it.


(to be continued)

 

Well, he snatched me up before I really knew what was going on and put me in the front seat of his truck.

 

He then went around to the passenger side, crawled in, and said...

 

"yoo gotta drive, kidy kat. I'm waysted"

 

He passed out there and I just sat there, trying my hardest to get the truck in gear. (it was a stick, and I couldn't get the clutch engaged with just one little foot.)

 

Even if I'd been able to drive, I'm not sure where we would have gone, because I didn't know where my new home was....I'd always lived in a tree before.

 

So I shut the truck off and tried to wake whitetrash up.

 

He started talking in his sleep.

He said that the money was buried under the trailer, and that no-one could get in past the moat.

 

Yeah, that's what I thought.

 

A doublewide with a moat.

High society.

 

When I finally got him to wake up, I got him to drive to his trailer.

 

Immediately, I set about convincing him to tell me where exactly under the trailer the money was.

 

He just looked at me with the blankest stare I've ever seen.

 

A stare that, over the years, I've gotten quite used to.

 

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(to be continued)

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You poor cat.gif

 

You must have been so scared.gif

 

I am glad you weren't harmed. unsure.gif

 

I know you must have really been tempted.gif

a few times to leave ....ya know...

living with a nutcase like Whitetrash fing.gif

 

Glad to see you are still around to tell us your story. wink.gif

 

We love you Lenerd!! wub.gif

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Lenerd,

 

We got a new bird and his name is MAYNARD.

 

We are moved into a new place.

 

I wish you were around to hang and tell us stories sad.gif

 

You are missed!!!

 

 

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YOUR FRIEND,

CEEJ

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