jawk jaw !

[Slacker]

QUOTE (rushgoober @ Apr 11 2006, 06:00 PM)

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/thebradytick.jpg

one of these people do not belong with the others?

 

 

 

[ABZ Highlander]

QUOTE (slacker @ Apr 12 2006, 07:19 PM)

QUOTE (rushgoober @ Apr 11 2006, 06:00 PM) http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/thebradytick.jpg one of these people do not belong with the others? Aye, the guy top right with the big ears.

[Slacker]

QUOTE (ABZ Highlander @ Apr 12 2006, 01:22 PM)

QUOTE (slacker @ Apr 12 2006, 07:19 PM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Apr 11 2006, 06:00 PM) http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/thebradytick.jpg one of these people do not belong with the others? Aye, the guy top right with the big ears.             Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!     tick! tick! tick!

[rushgoober]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/A101.jpg

 

Barbie & Tick's Dream House.

[ABZ Highlander]

QUOTE (rushgoober @ Apr 12 2006, 07:57 PM)

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/A101.jpg Barbie & Tick's Dream House.

Het is een Kastel, Ja

 

Ik spreek geen Nederlands, Nee

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[DonnaWanna]

QUOTE (ABZ Highlander @ Apr 12 2006, 02:17 PM)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Sneck/sneck2/1ned.jpg Het is een Windmill, Ja Ik spreek geen Nederlands

http://marijuana.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/fotos%202%20-%20menos.JPG

 

 

[DonnaWanna]

QUOTE (slacker @ Apr 12 2006, 02:27 PM)

QUOTE (ABZ Highlander @ Apr 12 2006, 01:22 PM) QUOTE (slacker @ Apr 12 2006, 07:19 PM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Apr 11 2006, 06:00 PM) http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/thebradytick.jpg one of these people do not belong with the others? Aye, the guy top right with the big ears.             Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!     tick! tick! tick!   U took my idea again MR       Marsha, marsha marsha   Ohhh My Nose!! http://www.tradercracks.com/gallery/non-sports/Brady_Bunch/59.jpg   http://www.tradercracks.com/gallery/non-sports/Brady_Bunch/20.jpg

[DonnaWanna]

Jawk Jaw overload

 

 

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/9458/jawkjaw9xu.gif

[Slacker]

QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Apr 12 2006, 05:58 PM)

QUOTE (slacker @ Apr 12 2006, 02:27 PM) QUOTE (ABZ Highlander @ Apr 12 2006, 01:22 PM) QUOTE (slacker @ Apr 12 2006, 07:19 PM) QUOTE (rushgoober @ Apr 11 2006, 06:00 PM) http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/thebradytick.jpg one of these people do not belong with the others? Aye, the guy top right with the big ears.             Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!     tick! tick! tick!   U took my idea again MR       Marsha, marsha marsha   Ohhh My Nose!! http://www.tradercracks.com/gallery/non-sports/Brady_Bunch/59.jpg   http://www.tradercracks.com/gallery/non-sports/Brady_Bunch/20.jpg Great minds think alike   I think?

[Tick]

what the animals are saying about jawk jaw ...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38457000/jpg/_38457555_dolphins150.jpg

"stupid humans , if they only had half the brain i do . jawk jaw , give me a break please !"

http://www.poster.net/planet-of-the-apes/planet-of-the-apes-photo-planet-of-the-apes-6206057.jpg

"we love jawk jaw , it brought us together."

http://www.zoo.bipnet.pl/index/skunks.jpg

"this thread stinks !"

http://www.poster.net/elephants/elephants-african-elephant-kilimanjaro-4003827.jpg

"i wish i could forget about jawk jaw , but i just cant."

[Tick]

if a tree falls in the forrest , do termites celebrate.

[Slacker]

http://www.wingnuttoons.com/DangrIsl.mov

 

[rushgoober]

The Kumquat Shackle Spatter Dance

 

If thespian ding dongs eat meat at the smelt meet, do the tenderhooks of dawn swallow whole the tornados of density? These and other questions will be addressed as the marmalade-encrusted forest begins to expand exponentially in pulse-laden breath fires that engulf the solar system. Lowly serfs will then emasculate a lollipop with a feline drone that will squeak and echo through planetoid pulsar clusters that singe the atomic underbelly of the raygun age until the twelfth dimension of cheese is breached.

 

This of course begs the age-old conundrum: Would a barking dog smell the mutton or the veal first, and would you feed him either if he glared at you with those watery puppy-dog eyes until your feet became glazed to the spot and you were being slowly roasted over the open flames in the large pot? I heard human soup on a frosty midwinter day can be lovely, especially when the dessert is organic imps, helium orangutans and muscular knuckles so crispy that you would think you've been pummeled in the head with a sledgehammer.

 

Look now to the east for the traveler foretold of in days of yore doing the kumquat shackle spatter dance. He will carry obscenely large melons in his left palmatron and will dance backwards and upside down in the air as if he was outlining the circumfrence of a 4th-dimensional pyramid with his splayed and webbed wings and plaid floppy clown shoes. This will be impossible, and yet people will gladly fork over fifty sheckels just to touch the hem of his jewel-encrusted amulet that feels like soft melted butter when squeezed between thumb and forefinger.

 

I guess what I'm saying here is that the ocher ding dongs are ready now.

Edited April 14, 2006 by rushgoober

[Tick]

QUOTE (rushgoober @ Apr 14 2006, 08:57 AM)

The Kumquat Shackle Spatter Dance If thespian ding dongs eat meat at the smelt meet, do the tenderhooks of dawn swallow whole the tornados of density? These and other questions will be addressed as the marmalade-encrusted forest begins to expand exponentially in pulse-laden breath fires that engulf the solar system. Lowly serfs will then emasculate a lollipop with a feline drone that will squeak and echo through planetoid pulsar clusters that singe the atomic underbelly of the raygun age until the twelfth dimension of cheese is breached. This of course begs the age-old conundrum: Would a barking dog smell the mutton or the veal first, and would you feed him either if he glared at you with those watery puppy-dog eyes until your feet became glazed to the spot and you were being slowly roasted over the open flames in the large pot? I heard human soup on a frosty midwinter day can be lovely, especially when the dessert is organic imps, helium orangutans and muscular knuckles so crispy that you would think you've been pummeled in the head with a sledgehammer. Look now to the east for the traveler foretold of in days of yore doing the kumquat shackle spatter dance. He will carry obscenely large melons in his left palmatron and will dance backwards and upside down in the air as if he was outlining the circumfrence of a 4th-dimensional pyramid with his splayed and webbed wings and plaid floppy clown shoes. This will be impossible, and yet people will gladly fork over fifty sheckels just to touch the hem of his jewel-encrusted amulet that feels like soft melted butter when squeezed between thumb and forefinger. I guess what I'm saying here is that the ocher ding dongs are ready now.

http://www.mindphiles.com/floor/philes/languafr/dancing.jpg

i love this dance mon !

[Rush!]

The Kumquat Shackle Spatter Dance was originated in Jamaica and then brought over to the Middle East and Asia where millions of African-Americans, Asians, and Afghans danced their towels off for millions of centuries. The dance was recently performed at a local Afghan party in the 27th out of the 600 caves that Osama Bin Laden has been hiding in. Osama even did a little ditty himself. It was a big hit and that's how The Kumquat Shackle Spatter Dance was "reborn", so to speak.

 

 

[Tick]

http://www.lubbockonline.com/images/040299/easter_bunny_citibus.jpg

THATS RIGHT IM THE JAWK JAW BUNNY ! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT !

HAPPY EASTER !

[rushgoober]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/fish.jpg

 

THATS RIGHT IM THE JAWK JAW FISH WEIRDO! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT !

HAPPY EASTER !

[ABZ Highlander]

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/4338/bombtech3kp.jpg

 

This is sound advice when you're out celebrating the Holidays

 

HAPPY EASTER!

[different strings]

QUOTE (ABZ Highlander @ Apr 17 2006, 11:23 AM)

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/4338/bombtech3kp.jpg This is sound advice when you're out celebrating the Holidays HAPPY EASTER!

Sound advice indeed

[Tick]

http://protopopescu.org/dan/Travel/Rome/Colosseum/med/Caesari_Bussinessus.med.jpg

excuse me can you tell me where i am ?

 

your in the jawk jaw thread , where the hell do you think you are.

[rushgoober]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/jawkjaw4.jpg

 

Welcome... to Jawk Jaw.

Edited April 17, 2006 by rushgoober

[rushgoober]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/jawkjaw3.gif

 

Do the Jawk Jaw!

[rushgoober]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f72/rushgoober5/rushgoober2/jawkjaw5.jpg

 

I feel so bad!

 

I mean, the sasquatch might choke on a bone!

 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 17, 2006 by rushgoober

[DonnaWanna]

Jawk

http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/678/hairywink2ca.gif

 

 

Jaw

http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/6360/hairysmile0zj.gif

[Rush!]

Zustons

 

Zustons are aromatic - they smell like sauteed onions.

 

Zustons were indirectly responsible for the assasination of JFK.

 

Zustons like to drink felt butter with a nose straw.

 

Zustons are creatures that live in the deep, dark forests of Cracarian, located in the 17th Dimension. However, this is all that we know about them (and the minor facts above). Also, many scientists have deemed these beings to be very important.

 

Zustons don't have gills nor lungs, they use a rotten tenderized peach to breathe.

 

Zustons enjoy sleeping either underground or on wooden peacock statues.

 

Zustons' hobbies include: branding heartbeats, licking frozen walrus dung, and eternally thanking sheep for their existence.

 

Zustons have no brains, but somehow possess a knowledge of inconsequential information.

 

Zustons fought in the 59th Universal War, saving numerous Mongolians, 11 elephants, and a fresh batch of chocolate scarface cookies.

 

Please, if any of you wonderful people here on TRF know any other info about these creatures, please tell us here on Jawk Jaw or PM me. Scientists are thinking of killing these creatures for SPORT. That can and will not happen. We must liberate them from their evil tormentors. The human gets them no blues, y'know?