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QUOTE (Necromancer @ Feb 6 2006, 10:11 PM)
This may seem like a goofy thing for me to say... but uhhh... what a waste of time the last few days was huh? Reclamation aint' so bad. I like it the jawkiness of this new jaw. laugh.gif

Really? you get this now? sarcasm.gif

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QUOTE (D-13 @ Feb 7 2006, 01:14 AM)
QUOTE (Necromancer @ Feb 6 2006, 10:11 PM)
This may seem like a goofy thing for me to say... but uhhh... what a waste of time the last few days was huh?  Reclamation aint' so bad.  I like it the jawkiness of this new jaw.  laugh.gif

Really? you get this now? sarcasm.gif

I was jawked of jaw from the beginning. laugh.gif

 

 

 

 

that really is kinda crazy isn't it??? laugh.gif

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These are officially endorsed Jawk Jaw albums, and can often be heard being played at maximum volume at the Jawk Jaw, Inc. headquarters on Alpha Centauri Prime:

 

 

 

http://www.funkyoldsoul.com/Images/albumcovers/tino_x.jpg

 

http://www.funkyoldsoul.com/Images/albumcovers/joyce_x.jpg

 

http://www.funkyoldsoul.com/Images/albumcovers/touch_x.jpg

 

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/cristcrusaders.jpg

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I'm glad Jawk Jaw has gotten back on track in it's new home here in the Dutch West Indies.

 

Here's to you Jawk Jaw!

 

http://www.seapinesabroad.com/kram5.gif

 

 

 

Ohhhh, a drinking song, a drinking song

as big as the penis of ol' King Kong,

A song for any kind of weather

Whilst wearing nothing or a thong of leather.

 

I sing this song to the kings of old

whose rotting bones are caked in mold,

Remembering the days of sorcery and wizards

Let's go out back and drain our lizards!

 

Ohhhh, a drinking song, a drinking song...

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a serious message from tick.

 

to all who venture into jawk jaw you must understand, jawk jaw is a place for intelligent insanity. its not a place for mindless posting. if thats what your after there are plenty of places in this forum for that. lets please keep the integrity of jawk jaw up to the high standard it has set. thank you and lets keep jawk jaw the respected institution its always been.

tick.

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QUOTE (tick @ Feb 7 2006, 02:59 PM)
a serious message from tick.

to all who venture into jawk jaw you must understand, jawk jaw is a place for intelligent insanity. its not a place for mindless posting. if thats what your after there are plenty of places in this forum for that. lets please keep the integrity of jawk jaw up to the high standard it has set. thank you and lets keep jawk jaw the respected institution its always been.
tick.

Amen brother! yes.gif

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QUOTE (ABZ Highlander @ Feb 7 2006, 08:26 AM)
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Sneck/bike.jpg

I've got a bike
you can ride it if you like
It's got a basket, a bell that rings
and things to make it look good,
I'd give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it

ABZ, did I ever tell you that you're the kind of girl that fits in with my world? I'd give you anything, everything if you want things. yes.gif

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QUOTE (rushgoober @ Feb 7 2006, 04:28 PM)
QUOTE (ABZ Highlander @ Feb 7 2006, 08:26 AM)
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Sneck/bike.jpg

I've got a bike
you can ride it if you like
It's got a basket, a bell that rings
and things to make it look good,
I'd give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it

ABZ, did I ever tell you that you're the kind of girl that fits in with my world? I'd give you anything, everything if you want things. yes.gif

I also have a clan of gingerbread men yes.gif

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QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Dec 23 2005, 10:18 AM)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/1001001/mp_ikea.jpg

as i looked back , reminissing through the fine past of jawk jaw i saw that even from its inception ,one of our fine admisistrators understood the true spirit of jawk jaw.

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QUOTE (tick @ Feb 7 2006, 09:59 AM)
a serious message from tick.

to all who venture into jawk jaw you must understand, jawk jaw is a place for intelligent insanity. its not a place for mindless posting. if thats what your after there are plenty of places in this forum for that. lets please keep the integrity of jawk jaw up to the high standard it has set. thank you and lets keep jawk jaw the respected institution its always been.
tick.

i just wanted to point out after looking at some of last nights posting here, that jawk jaw has a standard its fans count on .please try not to interupt the perfect balance by considering this a useless spaming thread. to the fan of jawk jaw that is very insulting. thats what catch up to barney is for. have a nice day .

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The Patchouli Spyglass Festival

 

Macaroni stroodle strands hung loosely from the inside of my inner eyelid like a scented candle, but spinning in infinity and ready to fire a petrol-based infusion into the tiny follicles that make up a shitake mushroom bannister, but that is as far as the chamomile calamine lotion will stretch, unless the twelfth solar eclipse of the mongoloid spector shatters dimensional walls like a violent violet void.

 

Look to the eastern sea, for there is a salamander cartouche with enough vector analysis in its DNA structure to put a stranglehold on a chocolate mongoose, unless the other sun is dipping northward and coated with fine powdery sugar loafs. If this twist of the turn of events unfolds like macaroni beans exploding, then do nothing and crawl with infinitessimely small movements towards the outer moon periphery where resides the purple ponies and puppies of destiny.

 

None of this infringes on your rights or secular views of philanthropy, anymore than a patchouli spyglass festival's outer infringement firerworks fantasy encroaches on the mindless gap between living chartreuse baubles of goat light and complete non-entity status.

 

Roach the baking clips.

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QUOTE (ABZ Highlander @ Feb 7 2006, 08:22 AM)
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Sneck/cristcrusaders.jpg

Hey Al, looking good!

Quick question: I presume this is Al pre-Jawk jaw, and before he joined Napalm Death, Right?




unsure.gif

Ironically, Al Davis is not pictured on the album cover. The Christian Crusaders is a musical group made up of over 4,000 members, most of which play tambourines. This picture merely represents the small group that happened to show up during "picture day".

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QUOTE (rushgoober @ Feb 7 2006, 01:39 PM)
QUOTE (ABZ Highlander @ Feb 7 2006, 08:22 AM)
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a137/Sneck/cristcrusaders.jpg

Hey Al, looking good!

Quick question: I presume this is Al pre-Jawk jaw, and before he joined Napalm Death, Right?




unsure.gif

Ironically, Al Davis is not pictured on the album cover. The Christian Crusaders is a musical group made up of over 4,000 members, most of which play tambourines. This picture merely represents the small group that happened to show up during "picture day".

im thinking at the first jawk jaw fest , maybe they would consider being on the bill.

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