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How often do you fall asleep on the couch these days?

treeduck

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Nodding off on the couch  

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  1. 1. How often do you fall asleep while sitting on the couch these days.

    • Every night
      1
    • Never, I'm never sleepy except in bed
      2
    • I never sleep
      0
    • I try to stay awake but as soon as I get comfortable I doze off
      5
    • I only sleep in my coffin
      0
    • I only sleep on the couch when my wife kicks me out of the bedroom
      0
    • I live in a couch
      1
    • Sometimes
      2
    • It only happens to me in furniture stores
      2
    • I'm a walking couch
      0
    • I once slept for 48 hours straight on the couch
      0
    • As soon as I turn on the TV I doze off
      1
    • It happens often now I'm over 50
      0
    • I don't even know what a couch is!
      0
    • I only have sex on the couch, I watch TV in bed
      0
    • My cat always wakes me up so I never get the chance
      1
    • I kiss strangers on my couch, I'm not sure how this happens...unless I'm dreaming
      0
    • I find couches sexy
      0
    • I died on my couch and my ashes were poured down the back
      0
    • I made my own couch from the skin of Millennials
      0

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JohnnyBlaze

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Our couch is lumpy and uncomfortable, but I can't convince the missus to get a new one. I may just haul it out to the curb and force the issue.

 

Top 5 Things That Absolutely Need to be Comfortable:

 

1. Bed

2. Shoes

3. Underwear

4. Socks

5. Couch

 

 

What if you go "commando"?

 

The only people who should go commando are hot women walking directly in front of me.

 

If it’s a dude going commando, he should just get it over with and do a load of underwear laundry!

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Our couch is lumpy and uncomfortable, but I can't convince the missus to get a new one. I may just haul it out to the curb and force the issue.

 

Top 5 Things That Absolutely Need to be Comfortable:

 

1. Bed

2. Shoes

3. Underwear

4. Socks

5. Couch

 

 

What if you go "commando"?

 

The only people who should go commando are hot women walking directly in front of me.

 

If it’s a dude going commando, he should just get it over with and do a load of underwear laundry!

TRUTH!

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