A Spastic Birthday Boy Day
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1. How will Earl spend his birthday?
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Being blessed and cursed.
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Buying rare Japanese pressings of some butt rock, hair metal band that should've died back in '88.
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SCREAMING ABOUT SOMETHING AT VOLUME 11!!!!!!!
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Ramer's gonna ream something and it's gonna leave a scar.0
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Playing on his kit repeatedly to Hemispheres until his a-hole bleeds. It's probably bleeding at this very second for some godforsaken reason anyway.0
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Actually something low key but fun like dinner and cake with his girls followed by a John Carpenter marathon.0
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Soaking in a bottle of rum and yo ho ho's.0
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In the back of his closet under a pile of blankets sobbing and kicking himself for not buying that last Japanese pressing of Aldo Nova that he should've.0
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Dry humping his snare while imagining it was his toms.0
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Getting electric shock treatment as per his psychiatric recommendation.
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Changing his boxers. First time since Quiet Riot's original lineup.
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Wondering what he could've done differently to not scare Neil back when they actually met all those years ago.
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Writing poetry based on his top 10 pubic hairs.0
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Writing a memoir called "Cruel Summer, Cruel Gonorrhea" which is based on his previous life as a male groupie for Bananarama.0
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Writing an instruction manual on how to unhook a bra strap with one easy bite.0
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Writing a novel based on three TRFers road trip to madness called "Duck, Tick, Goose"0
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Going for a sunny Cali coast drive with the top down and pants off.0
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Wondering how he became 49 yet his mental age and genitals remain 9. Cursed and cursed!0
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Plotting how he can take over Stix Zadinia's drumming duties in Steel Panther.0
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Making out with Rob Halford in some S & M dungeon because even though it's gay, it's metal and it's his birthday.
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