DonnaWanna

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in.... and then the trouble started...

QUOTE (Singularity @ Oct 18 2004, 04:48 PM) If I were able to post pics, I'd post Cal Ripken Jr., Kevin Kline, Ed Harris, and Gen. Wes Clark. hmmm YES theres sumthin bout kevin kline.. Loved him in fish called wanda and love u to death Gen. Wes Clark?!?!? i see nuthin there LOL and not for nuthin but id add u to this post too sing wadda waste to us gurls , bet theres plenty that wish ud switch teams < lil seinfeld humor there>

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.

QUOTE (Moonraker @ Oct 17 2004, 07:06 PM) Oh crappo, I gotta go think of something. *frantic dance, frantic dance* BRB!!! doin that lil dance makes u look like u gotta pee

QUOTE (Moonraker @ Oct 16 2004, 08:52 PM) QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Oct 16 2004, 12:54 PM) preditor..or howeva u spell it WOW, that was one I actually knew. Too bad Donna got it, moony im passin it to u..u can have the next quote.im rarely on this forum nowadayz and i hate for people to have to wait for my repliez...ssssooooo ur up mooon!! if this allowed that is...is this ok jack?

preditor..or howeva u spell it

QUOTE (BSG @ Oct 15 2004, 12:01 PM) QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Oct 15 2004, 01:00 PM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Oct 15 2004, 12:06 PM) I'm waiting on the official OK from Donna. Don't want to seem rude. ......never stopped ya before. giggles

QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Oct 15 2004, 12:00 PM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Oct 15 2004, 12:06 PM) I'm waiting on the official OK from Donna. Don't want to seem rude. oh im sorry jack...didnt know yous were waitin for me... JACK UR UP...NEXT QUOTE MR

Embarrasing first dates We have all had embarrassing dates, but this takes the cake. This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays. This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner, Marilyn, described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!! Marilyn said it was midwinter...snowing and quite cold. The guy had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight). No, not Marilyn. They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for awhile. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road or it would be in the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull her pants up, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her date's concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and indeed needed some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free so, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As for the Tonight Show...she took the prize hands down...or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing. This gives a whole new meaning to being "pissed off."

In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and - SNAP - the job's a game!

QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Oct 13 2004, 11:34 AM) I'm so glad, BSG, that I supplied you with that example of how hilarious my accent can be. Okay, here's the next quote: "[character name], you're boring me. I have a husband. I don't have a need for another one." {character name}= Ben The Ice Storm kewl movie!! flashback to the 70s groovay man

Football Analysis by a Blonde A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!" Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents!

Well like i said..I have no kids of my own..but heres a pic of my Lil boi "Turbo" He likes to chill while Big Daddy Indica Jams on the strings http://img79.exs.cx/img79/9391/P1010186.jpg http://img79.exs.cx/img79/2087/P1010188.jpg

QUOTE (xanadu66 @ Oct 11 2004, 12:40 PM) The Rocky Horror Picture Show?? Yeppers !! nuther kewl quote from there...."Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it." Ur up Xan

Heres an easy one " It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!"

My Niece just won her 1st pagent today. Miss Long Island Sweetheart http://img21.exs.cx/img21/4813/P1010369.jpg

QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Oct 10 2004, 11:16 PM) Okay...so, yeah, this is WAAAAAY after dinner, but "still....mustn't grumble." Here you go: "You know the story. I thought I was lonely, and he forgot he was married." the Net

QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Oct 10 2004, 10:48 AM) QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Oct 9 2004, 10:26 PM) "When he shall die, take him and cut him out in little stars, and he will make the face of heaven so fine, that all the world will be in love with the night." "Romeo and Juliet" (I'm a sucker for Shakespeare ) Aint it the best?!?!? and yep ur right GG...atta gurl

"When he shall die, take him and cut him out in little stars, and he will make the face of heaven so fine, that all the world will be in love with the night."

QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Oct 6 2004, 01:37 PM) QUOTE (BSG @ Oct 6 2004, 02:16 PM) Maybe Jack could give us another quote from this movie. No problemo! First quote: "You design TOY airplanes?!" New quote: "The only thing outstanding about you, Mr. Townes, is your stupidity!" Flight of the Phoenix

I have no kids of my own (thanx gawd) BUT im a VERY proud auntie heres just 2 of my fav pix of my brothers kids. this is my nephew sleepin ...isnt he the cutest?!?! he alwayz slept like hes dreamin of makin a touchdown lol http://img52.exs.cx/img52/9696/Untitled02.jpg 3 heads are better then 1..teehee heres my niece (the accessory Queen, cant leave home without her glasses or pocketbook) and my 2 nephews http://img52.exs.cx/img52/8536/Untitled9.jpg

QUOTE (BSG @ Oct 5 2004, 06:16 PM) Well, my Victorian two-story has been referred to as The Amityville House. Interesting, no? hmmm Very interesting...But! Do your walls bleed and Does your house whisper to you to "get out"

I loved puffinstuff growin up! i even named my sisters cat after him..i was really young when that was out but i remember my mom bringin me to go see em on stage in the city.. that witchy poo was REALLY a witch on that same line of shows..anyone remember "Sigman and the sea monster" omg talk bout flashbacks now! cant 4get: Land of the lost

that house is about a 1/2 hour or so from me , ill have to get indy to do a drive by with me so we can take some pics..i remember when the 1st movie came out..we were all like "OMG we have a house like that right here by us??!" made alotta stories come outta that movie..from this day i still duno if any of its true or not,

Just last night i has ginger snaps part 1 &2 in my hands at blockbustA but decided not to rent em....lol i got soul plane and walking tall ( with DA ROCK ) i was in the mood for a comedy ..Soul plane was worth it ! me an indy was gotta love snoop dog lol still havent seen walkin tall yet...u know how it is .. Sunday...football...boyfriend..get to tv? yeaaaa riteeeeeeeeeeeee "not unless its football" ill prolly watch it tonight around midnight or something lol but anyhowz... so u think ginger snaps is a must rent or what? did u see part 1 &2??