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  1. What flavour is it? Lime Creme, a very popular flavor, I'm lead to understand. :drool: :drool: :drool: Why don't you like a nice plate of canelloni? And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow? :unsure: A pound. Yes, I see. Now this loan would be secured by the... ...North Malden Icelandic Society. :hi: Oh yes, Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of each other's houses with each other's property all day. They were a cheery lot. Cheerful and violent. Your clothes, your snuff, your ornaments, your glasswear, your pussy cats... :pussy: Rats extirpated, mice punished, voles torn apart by Colin Mozart, Munich's leading furry animal liquidator. But the hunt is not over. With well practiced skill Hank skins the mosquito. :bang bang: All right, I'll have the dead, unjugged rabbit fish. But you just said coffee. :coffee: Here, he said it again!
  2. What flavour is it? Lime Creme, a very popular flavor, I'm lead to understand. :drool: :drool: :drool: Why don't you like a nice plate of canelloni? And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow? :unsure: A pound. Yes, I see. Now this loan would be secured by the... ...North Malden Icelandic Society. :hi: Oh yes, Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of each other's houses with each other's property all day. They were a cheery lot. Cheerful and violent. Your clothes, your snuff, your ornaments, your glasswear, your pussy cats... :pussy: Rats extirpated, mice punished, voles torn apart by Colin Mozart, Munich's leading furry animal liquidator. But the hunt is not over. With well practiced skill Hank skins the mosquito. :bang bang:
  3. What flavour is it? Lime Creme, a very popular flavor, I'm lead to understand. :drool: :drool: :drool: Why don't you like a nice plate of canelloni? And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow? :unsure: A pound. Yes, I see. Now this loan would be secured by the... ...North Malden Icelandic Society. :hi: Oh yes, Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of each other's houses with each other's property all day. They were a cheery lot. Cheerful and violent. Your clothes, your snuff, your ornaments, your glasswear, your pussy cats... :pussy:
  4. What flavour is it? Lime Creme, a very popular flavor, I'm lead to understand. :drool: :drool: :drool: Why don't you like a nice plate of canelloni? And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow? :unsure: A pound. Yes, I see. Now this loan would be secured by the... ...North Malden Icelandic Society. :hi:
  5. What flavour is it? Lime Creme, a very popular flavor, I'm lead to understand. :drool: :drool: :drool: Why don't you like a nice plate of canelloni? And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow? :unsure:
  6. What flavour is it? Lime Creme, a very popular flavor, I'm lead to understand. :drool: :drool: :drool:
  7. Can I interest you in any of these watches, pens or biros? Souvenirs, badges, a little noddy dog for the back of the car? :yes:
  8. Yes, sir, if you don't mind leaving a blood-sample, and a piece of skin off the back of the scalp just here... :bitchslap: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? Oh Simon, I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo: We are dressed as a tiger because he had an auntie who did it in eighteen-thirty-nine, and this is the fiftieth anniversary. Now I've asked you in here to see me this morning because I'm afraid we're going to have to let one of you go. :16ton: Right well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one, and you Arthur Wilson two, just to avoid confusion. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. :huh: Look! I'm the bloody pope, I am! May not know much about Art, but I know what I like! I'd like a bit of pram, please. :drool: Oooh, what a lovely little... :popcorn: :16ton: He was only forty-seven. Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg. I'd like to do a few impersonations of some of my favorite Englishmen. First off, Long John Silver... :madra: Now, this expedition is primarily to investigate reports of cannibalism and necrophilia in... this expedition is primarily to investigate reports of unusual marine life in the as yet uncharted Lake Pahoe. Don't worry about the er :blink: We'll get him up somehow. I haven't written a mountaineering sketch. And you're thinking of buying this second shed to write in. :yes: Reads it. Expedition superb. Weather excellent. Everything wonderful. And Sir Robert was happier than I had ever seen him. :hockeygoon:
  9. Yes, sir, if you don't mind leaving a blood-sample, and a piece of skin off the back of the scalp just here... :bitchslap: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? Oh Simon, I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo: We are dressed as a tiger because he had an auntie who did it in eighteen-thirty-nine, and this is the fiftieth anniversary. Now I've asked you in here to see me this morning because I'm afraid we're going to have to let one of you go. :16ton: Right well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one, and you Arthur Wilson two, just to avoid confusion. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. :huh: Look! I'm the bloody pope, I am! May not know much about Art, but I know what I like! I'd like a bit of pram, please. :drool: Oooh, what a lovely little... :popcorn: :16ton: He was only forty-seven. Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg. I'd like to do a few impersonations of some of my favorite Englishmen. First off, Long John Silver... :madra: Now, this expedition is primarily to investigate reports of cannibalism and necrophilia in... this expedition is primarily to investigate reports of unusual marine life in the as yet uncharted Lake Pahoe. Don't worry about the er :blink: We'll get him up somehow. I haven't written a mountaineering sketch. And you're thinking of buying this second shed to write in. :yes:
  10. Yes, sir, if you don't mind leaving a blood-sample, and a piece of skin off the back of the scalp just here... :bitchslap: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? Oh Simon, I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo: We are dressed as a tiger because he had an auntie who did it in eighteen-thirty-nine, and this is the fiftieth anniversary. Now I've asked you in here to see me this morning because I'm afraid we're going to have to let one of you go. :16ton: Right well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one, and you Arthur Wilson two, just to avoid confusion. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. :huh: Look! I'm the bloody pope, I am! May not know much about Art, but I know what I like! I'd like a bit of pram, please. :drool: Oooh, what a lovely little... :popcorn: :16ton: He was only forty-seven. Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg. I'd like to do a few impersonations of some of my favorite Englishmen. First off, Long John Silver... :madra: Now, this expedition is primarily to investigate reports of cannibalism and necrophilia in... this expedition is primarily to investigate reports of unusual marine life in the as yet uncharted Lake Pahoe. Don't worry about the er :blink: We'll get him up somehow.
  11. Yes, sir, if you don't mind leaving a blood-sample, and a piece of skin off the back of the scalp just here... :bitchslap: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? Oh Simon, I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo: We are dressed as a tiger because he had an auntie who did it in eighteen-thirty-nine, and this is the fiftieth anniversary. Now I've asked you in here to see me this morning because I'm afraid we're going to have to let one of you go. :16ton: Right well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one, and you Arthur Wilson two, just to avoid confusion. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. :huh: Look! I'm the bloody pope, I am! May not know much about Art, but I know what I like! I'd like a bit of pram, please. :drool: Oooh, what a lovely little... :popcorn: :16ton: He was only forty-seven. Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg. I'd like to do a few impersonations of some of my favorite Englishmen. First off, Long John Silver... :madra:
  12. Yes, sir, if you don't mind leaving a blood-sample, and a piece of skin off the back of the scalp just here... :bitchslap: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? Oh Simon, I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo: We are dressed as a tiger because he had an auntie who did it in eighteen-thirty-nine, and this is the fiftieth anniversary. Now I've asked you in here to see me this morning because I'm afraid we're going to have to let one of you go. :16ton: Right well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one, and you Arthur Wilson two, just to avoid confusion. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. :huh: Look! I'm the bloody pope, I am! May not know much about Art, but I know what I like! I'd like a bit of pram, please. :drool: Oooh, what a lovely little... :popcorn: :16ton: He was only forty-seven.
  13. Yes, sir, if you don't mind leaving a blood-sample, and a piece of skin off the back of the scalp just here... :bitchslap: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? Oh Simon, I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo: We are dressed as a tiger because he had an auntie who did it in eighteen-thirty-nine, and this is the fiftieth anniversary. Now I've asked you in here to see me this morning because I'm afraid we're going to have to let one of you go. :16ton: Right well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one, and you Arthur Wilson two, just to avoid confusion. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. :huh: Look! I'm the bloody pope, I am! May not know much about Art, but I know what I like! I'd like a bit of pram, please. :drool:
  14. Yes, sir, if you don't mind leaving a blood-sample, and a piece of skin off the back of the scalp just here... :bitchslap: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? Oh Simon, I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo: We are dressed as a tiger because he had an auntie who did it in eighteen-thirty-nine, and this is the fiftieth anniversary. Now I've asked you in here to see me this morning because I'm afraid we're going to have to let one of you go. :16ton: Right well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one, and you Arthur Wilson two, just to avoid confusion. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. :huh:
  15. He already has a present. Ronaldo scored a goal for him. :ph34r: Happy Birthday, Nova Carmina. :cosmo:
  16. Yes, sir, if you don't mind leaving a blood-sample, and a piece of skin off the back of the scalp just here... :bitchslap: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? Oh Simon, I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo: We are dressed as a tiger because he had an auntie who did it in eighteen-thirty-nine, and this is the fiftieth anniversary. Now I've asked you in here to see me this morning because I'm afraid we're going to have to let one of you go. :16ton:
  17. Yes, sir, if you don't mind leaving a blood-sample, and a piece of skin off the back of the scalp just here... :bitchslap: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? Oh Simon, I thought you were so rugged. :boohoo:
  18. Yes, sir, if you don't mind leaving a blood-sample, and a piece of skin off the back of the scalp just here... :bitchslap:
  19. All we've eaten mate for the last four bleeding weeks is lupin soup, roast lupin, steamed lupin, braised lupin in lupin sauce, lupin in the basket with sauted lupins, lupin meringue pie, lupin sorbet. Well, I'm making a special study of accidents involving food. :rose: Three men dead, the factory burnt down, the account lost and our firm completely bankrupt, what... what... what... can you possibly say? What excuse can you possibly make? I'm sorry, but my client has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered. :smash: Well, I suppose I should have told you a long time ago, but.... your father isn't Mr. Cohen. :o Ah! Anti-semitism. Henry KissingerHow I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams ...whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight... :blaze: Allo, daffy English kniggets and Monsieur Arthur-King, who has the brain of a duck, you know! Provided I get a good lift off and maybe a gust of breeze over the French coast, I shall be jumping into the center of Calais itself. :madra: Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. Ooh Yes. All over yes. Not so fast! I've a few questions I'd like to ask Cardinal so-called Richelieu. :bitchslap: Well, we've just heard a typical case history. I myself have over seven hundred similar histories, all fully documented. Would you care to choose one? KNICKERS 1914 :blush: So it is. Lunch break everyone, back here at two. Well and now we move on to our main course. Prawn salad. :drool: 'But who's going to do the cooking tonight? Roddy's got a mouthful...' Jake gave him a gelignite mouth wash. :spitwater: If people pop a nice chocky in their mouth they don't expect to get their cheeks pierced! :yes: I would rather be sealed in a pit of my own filth.
  20. All we've eaten mate for the last four bleeding weeks is lupin soup, roast lupin, steamed lupin, braised lupin in lupin sauce, lupin in the basket with sauted lupins, lupin meringue pie, lupin sorbet. Well, I'm making a special study of accidents involving food. :rose: Three men dead, the factory burnt down, the account lost and our firm completely bankrupt, what... what... what... can you possibly say? What excuse can you possibly make? I'm sorry, but my client has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered. :smash: Well, I suppose I should have told you a long time ago, but.... your father isn't Mr. Cohen. :o Ah! Anti-semitism. Henry KissingerHow I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams ...whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight... :blaze: Allo, daffy English kniggets and Monsieur Arthur-King, who has the brain of a duck, you know! Provided I get a good lift off and maybe a gust of breeze over the French coast, I shall be jumping into the center of Calais itself. :madra: Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. Ooh Yes. All over yes. Not so fast! I've a few questions I'd like to ask Cardinal so-called Richelieu. :bitchslap: Well, we've just heard a typical case history. I myself have over seven hundred similar histories, all fully documented. Would you care to choose one? KNICKERS 1914 :blush: So it is. Lunch break everyone, back here at two. Well and now we move on to our main course. Prawn salad. :drool: 'But who's going to do the cooking tonight? Roddy's got a mouthful...' Jake gave him a gelignite mouth wash. :spitwater:
  21. All we've eaten mate for the last four bleeding weeks is lupin soup, roast lupin, steamed lupin, braised lupin in lupin sauce, lupin in the basket with sauted lupins, lupin meringue pie, lupin sorbet. Well, I'm making a special study of accidents involving food. :rose: Three men dead, the factory burnt down, the account lost and our firm completely bankrupt, what... what... what... can you possibly say? What excuse can you possibly make? I'm sorry, but my client has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered. :smash: Well, I suppose I should have told you a long time ago, but.... your father isn't Mr. Cohen. :o Ah! Anti-semitism. Henry KissingerHow I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams ...whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight... :blaze: Allo, daffy English kniggets and Monsieur Arthur-King, who has the brain of a duck, you know! Provided I get a good lift off and maybe a gust of breeze over the French coast, I shall be jumping into the center of Calais itself. :madra: Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. Ooh Yes. All over yes. Not so fast! I've a few questions I'd like to ask Cardinal so-called Richelieu. :bitchslap: Well, we've just heard a typical case history. I myself have over seven hundred similar histories, all fully documented. Would you care to choose one? KNICKERS 1914 :blush: So it is. Lunch break everyone, back here at two. Well and now we move on to our main course. Prawn salad. :drool:
  22. All we've eaten mate for the last four bleeding weeks is lupin soup, roast lupin, steamed lupin, braised lupin in lupin sauce, lupin in the basket with sauted lupins, lupin meringue pie, lupin sorbet. Well, I'm making a special study of accidents involving food. :rose: Three men dead, the factory burnt down, the account lost and our firm completely bankrupt, what... what... what... can you possibly say? What excuse can you possibly make? I'm sorry, but my client has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered. :smash: Well, I suppose I should have told you a long time ago, but.... your father isn't Mr. Cohen. :o Ah! Anti-semitism. Henry KissingerHow I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams ...whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight... :blaze: Allo, daffy English kniggets and Monsieur Arthur-King, who has the brain of a duck, you know! Provided I get a good lift off and maybe a gust of breeze over the French coast, I shall be jumping into the center of Calais itself. :madra: Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. Ooh Yes. All over yes. Not so fast! I've a few questions I'd like to ask Cardinal so-called Richelieu. :bitchslap: Well, we've just heard a typical case history. I myself have over seven hundred similar histories, all fully documented. Would you care to choose one? KNICKERS 1914 :blush:
  23. All we've eaten mate for the last four bleeding weeks is lupin soup, roast lupin, steamed lupin, braised lupin in lupin sauce, lupin in the basket with sauted lupins, lupin meringue pie, lupin sorbet. Well, I'm making a special study of accidents involving food. :rose: Three men dead, the factory burnt down, the account lost and our firm completely bankrupt, what... what... what... can you possibly say? What excuse can you possibly make? I'm sorry, but my client has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered. :smash: Well, I suppose I should have told you a long time ago, but.... your father isn't Mr. Cohen. :o Ah! Anti-semitism. Henry KissingerHow I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams ...whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight... :blaze: Allo, daffy English kniggets and Monsieur Arthur-King, who has the brain of a duck, you know! Provided I get a good lift off and maybe a gust of breeze over the French coast, I shall be jumping into the center of Calais itself. :madra: Oh yes, we get a lot of French people round here. Ooh Yes. All over yes. Not so fast! I've a few questions I'd like to ask Cardinal so-called Richelieu. :bitchslap:
  24. All we've eaten mate for the last four bleeding weeks is lupin soup, roast lupin, steamed lupin, braised lupin in lupin sauce, lupin in the basket with sauted lupins, lupin meringue pie, lupin sorbet. Well, I'm making a special study of accidents involving food. :rose: Three men dead, the factory burnt down, the account lost and our firm completely bankrupt, what... what... what... can you possibly say? What excuse can you possibly make? I'm sorry, but my client has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered. :smash: Well, I suppose I should have told you a long time ago, but.... your father isn't Mr. Cohen. :o Ah! Anti-semitism. Henry KissingerHow I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams ...whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight... :blaze: Allo, daffy English kniggets and Monsieur Arthur-King, who has the brain of a duck, you know! Provided I get a good lift off and maybe a gust of breeze over the French coast, I shall be jumping into the center of Calais itself. :madra:
  25. All we've eaten mate for the last four bleeding weeks is lupin soup, roast lupin, steamed lupin, braised lupin in lupin sauce, lupin in the basket with sauted lupins, lupin meringue pie, lupin sorbet. Well, I'm making a special study of accidents involving food. :rose: Three men dead, the factory burnt down, the account lost and our firm completely bankrupt, what... what... what... can you possibly say? What excuse can you possibly make? I'm sorry, but my client has become pretentious. I will say in his defense that he has suffered. :smash: Well, I suppose I should have told you a long time ago, but.... your father isn't Mr. Cohen. :o Ah! Anti-semitism. Henry KissingerHow I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams ...whose doorbell was the one above the hero of our story tonight... :blaze:
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