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  1. BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH' :yes: 'ET TU BRUTE' :madra: No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :tsk: No no he's not dead, he's... he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Polish Blackhawk, isn't it? Beautiful plumage! 'Ere now. This is a very interesting one. He is usually found in Krakow hedgerows, but I found this one at St Pancras. :huh: But it has one of the most advanced thermostat control systems in the country, and it has computer-controlled storage facilities. So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man, Harold Potter, first victim of Creatures from another Planet. :aliensmiley: :aliensmiley: :aliensmiley: Oh, sorry. 'Where were they going, sir'? They were going to build a bridge between the two peaks...my idea, I'm afraid. :wacko: What a stupid concept. Well I may be an idiot, but I'm no fool. :cheerleader: :cool: :cheerleader: Well, Robert, nice to have you on the thread. Now, where do you come from? I can't remember but I've got it written down somewhere. :unsure: I've come for some free repetition of doubtful words on an inland telegram. That offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be economically viable. :ph34r: Oh, come come, don't play games with me my Lord of Buckingham. Bloody peasant! :moon: I don't much like the tone of your voice. :fuckwithadmin: Right, let's have a ding dong. Kathy Kirby was singing glibly about 'Fly me to the Stars' when of course there are no scheduled flights of this kind. :huh: Arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well forward. Now, flap your arms. Go on, flap, faster... faster... faster... faster, faster, faster, faster - now jump! Mr. Chiesa, what do you say to people who accuse you of exploiting Bachmann for your own purposes? :moon:
  2. BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH' :yes: 'ET TU BRUTE' :madra: No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :tsk: No no he's not dead, he's... he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Polish Blackhawk, isn't it? Beautiful plumage! 'Ere now. This is a very interesting one. He is usually found in Krakow hedgerows, but I found this one at St Pancras. :huh: But it has one of the most advanced thermostat control systems in the country, and it has computer-controlled storage facilities. So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man, Harold Potter, first victim of Creatures from another Planet. :aliensmiley: :aliensmiley: :aliensmiley: Oh, sorry. 'Where were they going, sir'? They were going to build a bridge between the two peaks...my idea, I'm afraid. :wacko: What a stupid concept. Well I may be an idiot, but I'm no fool. :cheerleader: :cool: :cheerleader: Well, Robert, nice to have you on the thread. Now, where do you come from? I can't remember but I've got it written down somewhere. :unsure: I've come for some free repetition of doubtful words on an inland telegram. That offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be economically viable. :ph34r: Oh, come come, don't play games with me my Lord of Buckingham. Bloody peasant! :moon: I don't much like the tone of your voice. :fuckwithadmin: Right, let's have a ding dong. Kathy Kirby was singing glibly about 'Fly me to the Stars' when of course there are no scheduled flights of this kind. :huh:
  3. BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH' :yes: 'ET TU BRUTE' :madra: No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :tsk: No no he's not dead, he's... he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Polish Blackhawk, isn't it? Beautiful plumage! 'Ere now. This is a very interesting one. He is usually found in Krakow hedgerows, but I found this one at St Pancras. :huh: But it has one of the most advanced thermostat control systems in the country, and it has computer-controlled storage facilities. So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man, Harold Potter, first victim of Creatures from another Planet. :aliensmiley: :aliensmiley: :aliensmiley: Oh, sorry. 'Where were they going, sir'? They were going to build a bridge between the two peaks...my idea, I'm afraid. :wacko: What a stupid concept. Well I may be an idiot, but I'm no fool. :cheerleader: :cool: :cheerleader: Well, Robert, nice to have you on the thread. Now, where do you come from? I can't remember but I've got it written down somewhere. :unsure: I've come for some free repetition of doubtful words on an inland telegram. That offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be economically viable. :ph34r: Oh, come come, don't play games with me my Lord of Buckingham. Bloody peasant! :moon:
  4. BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH' :yes: 'ET TU BRUTE' :madra: No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :tsk: No no he's not dead, he's... he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Polish Blackhawk, isn't it? Beautiful plumage! 'Ere now. This is a very interesting one. He is usually found in Krakow hedgerows, but I found this one at St Pancras. :huh: But it has one of the most advanced thermostat control systems in the country, and it has computer-controlled storage facilities. So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man, Harold Potter, first victim of Creatures from another Planet. :aliensmiley: :aliensmiley: :aliensmiley: Oh, sorry. 'Where were they going, sir'? They were going to build a bridge between the two peaks...my idea, I'm afraid. :wacko: What a stupid concept. Well I may be an idiot, but I'm no fool. :cheerleader: :cool: :cheerleader: Well, Robert, nice to have you on the thread. Now, where do you come from? I can't remember but I've got it written down somewhere. :unsure: I've come for some free repetition of doubtful words on an inland telegram. That offer's no longer valid. You see, it turned out not to be economically viable. :ph34r:
  5. BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH' :yes: 'ET TU BRUTE' :madra: No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :tsk: No no he's not dead, he's... he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Polish Blackhawk, isn't it? Beautiful plumage! 'Ere now. This is a very interesting one. He is usually found in Krakow hedgerows, but I found this one at St Pancras. :huh: But it has one of the most advanced thermostat control systems in the country, and it has computer-controlled storage facilities. So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man, Harold Potter, first victim of Creatures from another Planet. :aliensmiley: :aliensmiley: :aliensmiley: Oh, sorry. 'Where were they going, sir'? They were going to build a bridge between the two peaks...my idea, I'm afraid. :wacko: What a stupid concept. Well I may be an idiot, but I'm no fool. :cheerleader: :cool: :cheerleader: Well, Robert, nice to have you on the thread. Now, where do you come from? I can't remember but I've got it written down somewhere. :unsure:
  6. BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH' :yes: 'ET TU BRUTE' :madra: No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :tsk: No no he's not dead, he's... he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Polish Blackhawk, isn't it? Beautiful plumage! 'Ere now. This is a very interesting one. He is usually found in Krakow hedgerows, but I found this one at St Pancras. :huh: But it has one of the most advanced thermostat control systems in the country, and it has computer-controlled storage facilities. So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man, Harold Potter, first victim of Creatures from another Planet. :aliensmiley: :aliensmiley: :aliensmiley: Oh, sorry. 'Where were they going, sir'? They were going to build a bridge between the two peaks...my idea, I'm afraid. :wacko: What a stupid concept. Well I may be an idiot, but I'm no fool. :cheerleader: :cool: :cheerleader:
  7. BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH' :yes: 'ET TU BRUTE' :madra: No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :tsk: No no he's not dead, he's... he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Polish Blackhawk, isn't it? Beautiful plumage! 'Ere now. This is a very interesting one. He is usually found in Krakow hedgerows, but I found this one at St Pancras. :huh: But it has one of the most advanced thermostat control systems in the country, and it has computer-controlled storage facilities. So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man, Harold Potter, first victim of Creatures from another Planet. :aliensmiley: :aliensmiley: :aliensmiley: Oh, sorry. 'Where were they going, sir'? They were going to build a bridge between the two peaks...my idea, I'm afraid. :wacko:
  8. BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH' :yes: 'ET TU BRUTE' :madra: No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :tsk: No no he's not dead, he's... he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Polish Blackhawk, isn't it? Beautiful plumage! 'Ere now. This is a very interesting one. He is usually found in Krakow hedgerows, but I found this one at St Pancras. :huh: But it has one of the most advanced thermostat control systems in the country, and it has computer-controlled storage facilities. So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man, Harold Potter, first victim of Creatures from another Planet. :aliensmiley: :aliensmiley: :aliensmiley:
  9. BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH' :yes: 'ET TU BRUTE' :madra: No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :tsk: No no he's not dead, he's... he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Polish Blackhawk, isn't it? Beautiful plumage! 'Ere now. This is a very interesting one. He is usually found in Krakow hedgerows, but I found this one at St Pancras. :huh:
  10. BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH' :yes: 'ET TU BRUTE' :madra: No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. :tsk:
  11. Well I've always been interested in Imperial Rome from Julius Caesar right through to Vespasian. :drool:
  12. Arse over tip, there's not a new pin in it, you couldn't get a melon between them. :drool: Hello. I'm sorry about my colleague's rather unconventional behaviour just now, but things haven't been too easy for him recently, trouble at home, rather confidential so I can't give you all the details... interesting though they are... I'm only wiping the cat's do's off. :huh: Right, who's got a boil on his Semprini, then? He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice. :o Yes, everyone is welcome to North Malden, none more so than the businessmen and investors who shape our society of the future. Ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes :hug2: Aren't you going to say 'What's all this then?'? You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? :joker: I'd also like to say sorry to Robert, for putting him to so much trouble for the literally hours of work he`s had to put in, collecting evidence and identifying corpses and so forth. Not at all bad, Simon. Another merciless sweep across Central Europe... :doh: Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: Hounslow. No, this is Bolton. :outtahere: Yes. He was staying there with his wife and Mr and Mr Genet. Oh, I did get on well with Madam S. We were like that. Like, you've, uh...you've done it...you've slept, with a lady... :blush: Well the idea, funnily enough, is based on an idea I had when I first joined the industry in 1919. Well, you'd better cut down a little then. :codger: Sorry, sorry. See what I mean, I just get carried away. I really must - sorry, sorry! Sorry, everyone. Well, don't worry, sir. I used to suffer from short stories. :scared:
  13. Arse over tip, there's not a new pin in it, you couldn't get a melon between them. :drool: Hello. I'm sorry about my colleague's rather unconventional behaviour just now, but things haven't been too easy for him recently, trouble at home, rather confidential so I can't give you all the details... interesting though they are... I'm only wiping the cat's do's off. :huh: Right, who's got a boil on his Semprini, then? He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice. :o Yes, everyone is welcome to North Malden, none more so than the businessmen and investors who shape our society of the future. Ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes :hug2: Aren't you going to say 'What's all this then?'? You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? :joker: I'd also like to say sorry to Robert, for putting him to so much trouble for the literally hours of work he`s had to put in, collecting evidence and identifying corpses and so forth. Not at all bad, Simon. Another merciless sweep across Central Europe... :doh: Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: Hounslow. No, this is Bolton. :outtahere: Yes. He was staying there with his wife and Mr and Mr Genet. Oh, I did get on well with Madam S. We were like that. Like, you've, uh...you've done it...you've slept, with a lady... :blush: Well the idea, funnily enough, is based on an idea I had when I first joined the industry in 1919. Well, you'd better cut down a little then. :codger:
  14. Arse over tip, there's not a new pin in it, you couldn't get a melon between them. :drool: Hello. I'm sorry about my colleague's rather unconventional behaviour just now, but things haven't been too easy for him recently, trouble at home, rather confidential so I can't give you all the details... interesting though they are... I'm only wiping the cat's do's off. :huh: Right, who's got a boil on his Semprini, then? He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice. :o Yes, everyone is welcome to North Malden, none more so than the businessmen and investors who shape our society of the future. Ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes :hug2: Aren't you going to say 'What's all this then?'? You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? :joker: I'd also like to say sorry to Robert, for putting him to so much trouble for the literally hours of work he`s had to put in, collecting evidence and identifying corpses and so forth. Not at all bad, Simon. Another merciless sweep across Central Europe... :doh: Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: Hounslow. No, this is Bolton. :outtahere: Yes. He was staying there with his wife and Mr and Mr Genet. Oh, I did get on well with Madam S. We were like that. Like, you've, uh...you've done it...you've slept, with a lady... :blush:
  15. Arse over tip, there's not a new pin in it, you couldn't get a melon between them. :drool: Hello. I'm sorry about my colleague's rather unconventional behaviour just now, but things haven't been too easy for him recently, trouble at home, rather confidential so I can't give you all the details... interesting though they are... I'm only wiping the cat's do's off. :huh: Right, who's got a boil on his Semprini, then? He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice. :o Yes, everyone is welcome to North Malden, none more so than the businessmen and investors who shape our society of the future. Ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes :hug2: Aren't you going to say 'What's all this then?'? You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? :joker: I'd also like to say sorry to Robert, for putting him to so much trouble for the literally hours of work he`s had to put in, collecting evidence and identifying corpses and so forth. Not at all bad, Simon. Another merciless sweep across Central Europe... :doh: Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: Hounslow. No, this is Bolton. :outtahere:
  16. Arse over tip, there's not a new pin in it, you couldn't get a melon between them. :drool: Hello. I'm sorry about my colleague's rather unconventional behaviour just now, but things haven't been too easy for him recently, trouble at home, rather confidential so I can't give you all the details... interesting though they are... I'm only wiping the cat's do's off. :huh: Right, who's got a boil on his Semprini, then? He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice. :o Yes, everyone is welcome to North Malden, none more so than the businessmen and investors who shape our society of the future. Ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes :hug2: Aren't you going to say 'What's all this then?'? You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? :joker: I'd also like to say sorry to Robert, for putting him to so much trouble for the literally hours of work he`s had to put in, collecting evidence and identifying corpses and so forth. Not at all bad, Simon. Another merciless sweep across Central Europe... :doh:
  17. Arse over tip, there's not a new pin in it, you couldn't get a melon between them. :drool: Hello. I'm sorry about my colleague's rather unconventional behaviour just now, but things haven't been too easy for him recently, trouble at home, rather confidential so I can't give you all the details... interesting though they are... I'm only wiping the cat's do's off. :huh: Right, who's got a boil on his Semprini, then? He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice. :o Yes, everyone is welcome to North Malden, none more so than the businessmen and investors who shape our society of the future. Ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes :hug2: Aren't you going to say 'What's all this then?'? You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you? :joker:
  18. Arse over tip, there's not a new pin in it, you couldn't get a melon between them. :drool: Hello. I'm sorry about my colleague's rather unconventional behaviour just now, but things haven't been too easy for him recently, trouble at home, rather confidential so I can't give you all the details... interesting though they are... I'm only wiping the cat's do's off. :huh: Right, who's got a boil on his Semprini, then? He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice. :o Yes, everyone is welcome to North Malden, none more so than the businessmen and investors who shape our society of the future. Ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes :hug2:
  19. Arse over tip, there's not a new pin in it, you couldn't get a melon between them. :drool: Hello. I'm sorry about my colleague's rather unconventional behaviour just now, but things haven't been too easy for him recently, trouble at home, rather confidential so I can't give you all the details... interesting though they are... I'm only wiping the cat's do's off. :huh: Right, who's got a boil on his Semprini, then? He's a small man about this high with a high-pitched voice. :o
  20. Arse over tip, there's not a new pin in it, you couldn't get a melon between them. :drool: Hello. I'm sorry about my colleague's rather unconventional behaviour just now, but things haven't been too easy for him recently, trouble at home, rather confidential so I can't give you all the details... interesting though they are... I'm only wiping the cat's do's off. :huh:
  21. Arse over tip, there's not a new pin in it, you couldn't get a melon between them. :drool:
  22. What flavour is it? Lime Creme, a very popular flavor, I'm lead to understand. :drool: :drool: :drool: Why don't you like a nice plate of canelloni? And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow? :unsure: A pound. Yes, I see. Now this loan would be secured by the... ...North Malden Icelandic Society. :hi: Oh yes, Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of each other's houses with each other's property all day. They were a cheery lot. Cheerful and violent. Your clothes, your snuff, your ornaments, your glasswear, your pussy cats... :pussy: Rats extirpated, mice punished, voles torn apart by Colin Mozart, Munich's leading furry animal liquidator. But the hunt is not over. With well practiced skill Hank skins the mosquito. :bang bang: All right, I'll have the dead, unjugged rabbit fish. But you just said coffee. :coffee: Here, he said it again! Well, why don't you say the letter K instead of the letter C? They kould be, they kould be taken on holiday. Kandid, you know, KANDID photography. :blush: And now: a letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for a TRF administrator in New York. Three cheers for the defendant. :wub: Hip. Hip. Hooray! I thank you, gentlemen. The year has been a good one for the Society. This year our members have put more things on top of other things than ever before. 88,000 million, billion, in the Greater London area alone. :cool: Oh, all right! Well, can I borrow one for the weekend. Our bed is plenty big enough for three. :yes:
  23. What flavour is it? Lime Creme, a very popular flavor, I'm lead to understand. :drool: :drool: :drool: Why don't you like a nice plate of canelloni? And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow? :unsure: A pound. Yes, I see. Now this loan would be secured by the... ...North Malden Icelandic Society. :hi: Oh yes, Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of each other's houses with each other's property all day. They were a cheery lot. Cheerful and violent. Your clothes, your snuff, your ornaments, your glasswear, your pussy cats... :pussy: Rats extirpated, mice punished, voles torn apart by Colin Mozart, Munich's leading furry animal liquidator. But the hunt is not over. With well practiced skill Hank skins the mosquito. :bang bang: All right, I'll have the dead, unjugged rabbit fish. But you just said coffee. :coffee: Here, he said it again! Well, why don't you say the letter K instead of the letter C? They kould be, they kould be taken on holiday. Kandid, you know, KANDID photography. :blush: And now: a letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for a TRF administrator in New York. Three cheers for the defendant. :wub: Hip. Hip. Hooray! I thank you, gentlemen. The year has been a good one for the Society. This year our members have put more things on top of other things than ever before. 88,000 million, billion, in the Greater London area alone. :cool:
  24. What flavour is it? Lime Creme, a very popular flavor, I'm lead to understand. :drool: :drool: :drool: Why don't you like a nice plate of canelloni? And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow? :unsure: A pound. Yes, I see. Now this loan would be secured by the... ...North Malden Icelandic Society. :hi: Oh yes, Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of each other's houses with each other's property all day. They were a cheery lot. Cheerful and violent. Your clothes, your snuff, your ornaments, your glasswear, your pussy cats... :pussy: Rats extirpated, mice punished, voles torn apart by Colin Mozart, Munich's leading furry animal liquidator. But the hunt is not over. With well practiced skill Hank skins the mosquito. :bang bang: All right, I'll have the dead, unjugged rabbit fish. But you just said coffee. :coffee: Here, he said it again! Well, why don't you say the letter K instead of the letter C? They kould be, they kould be taken on holiday. Kandid, you know, KANDID photography. :blush: And now: a letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for a TRF administrator in New York. Three cheers for the defendant. :wub: Hip. Hip. Hooray!
  25. What flavour is it? Lime Creme, a very popular flavor, I'm lead to understand. :drool: :drool: :drool: Why don't you like a nice plate of canelloni? And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow? :unsure: A pound. Yes, I see. Now this loan would be secured by the... ...North Malden Icelandic Society. :hi: Oh yes, Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of each other's houses with each other's property all day. They were a cheery lot. Cheerful and violent. Your clothes, your snuff, your ornaments, your glasswear, your pussy cats... :pussy: Rats extirpated, mice punished, voles torn apart by Colin Mozart, Munich's leading furry animal liquidator. But the hunt is not over. With well practiced skill Hank skins the mosquito. :bang bang: All right, I'll have the dead, unjugged rabbit fish. But you just said coffee. :coffee: Here, he said it again! Well, why don't you say the letter K instead of the letter C? They kould be, they kould be taken on holiday. Kandid, you know, KANDID photography. :blush:
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