southernjim

Opening Credits: Call of the Zombie, Rob Zombie Waking Up: Want Some Slaw? Buckethead First Day At School: Prophets of Rage, Public Enemy Falling In Love: Ride My Rocket, PanterA Fight Song: I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter, A Skylit Drive Breaking Up: Crazy on You, Heart (WTF?) Prom: Set Your Compass, Steve Hackett Life: When The Weight Comes Down, Black Stone Cherry Mental Breakdown: A New Level, PanterA Driving: Wherever I may roam, Metallica (EPIC) Flashback: Surf Wax America, Weezer Getting Back Together: Closer to the Heart, Rush (awesome) Wedding: Breakfast Cyborg, Buckethead Birth of Child: Armor and Sword, Rush Final Battle: Fashion Zombies! The Aquabats! Death Scene: The Shortest Straw, Metallica Funeral Song: Freedom, Rage Against the Machine End Credits: All Along, The Offspring

QUOTE (-D-RocK- @ Jul 5 2009, 04:24 PM) I've never been in this thread before........ What else goes on in here besides the posting of Active Users status? GET OUT!!! DISBELIEVER!!!

There are two old women standing outside. Both are smoking cigarettes. The first old woman says "Well, it's going to rain soon." So she pulls a condom out of her pocket, cuts the end off, and puts her cigarette in it. The other old lady says "you're crazy. It is not going to rain..." and keeps smoking. it starts to rain, and the first old lady looks over and says "see? If you'd listened your cigarette wouldn't be soaked." So, the next day, the other little old lady goes into a gas station, and tells the teenager at the counter quietly that she wants to buy a box of condoms. The kid at the counter is trying to be delicate, and not embarrass the old woman, so he quietly replies "well, what kind do you want?" The old woman thinks for a moment, and says "Oh, I don't care, as long as it's big enough to fit a Camel." The Cashier faints.

I don't want a pickle..... Just wanna ride my motor-sickle. I don't wanna die........ Just wanna ride my motorcy.......cle.

QUOTE (Tarkus406 @ Jun 21 2009, 08:04 PM) dEAR trf cHAT, yOU'VE BEEN SO EMPTY AND DEAD LATELY. fOR THAT, i APOLOGIZE, AND i PROMISE i WILL TRY TO MAKE MORE OF A USE OF YOUR SERVICE, AND TRY TO PROMOTE YOUR SERVICE TO THE OTHER ACTIVE MEMBERS OF THIS BOARD. sINCERLY, tARKUS406 Dear Tarkus406 As soon as I came into TRF chat, you left... What could this mean!?! Southernjim

QUOTE (Test4VitalSigns @ Jun 20 2009, 09:02 PM) QUOTE (Prince Sphinc-Tor @ Jun 20 2009, 10:22 PM) QUOTE (Test4VitalSigns @ Jun 20 2009, 10:03 PM) http://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt299/horndog3009/Baseball_batspintrick.gif Is this real? Pretty sure it's edited.

HOW!?!?!

QUOTE (*Limelight* @ Jun 17 2009, 05:26 PM) QUOTE (southernjim @ Jun 17 2009, 04:22 PM) QUOTE (*Limelight* @ Jun 17 2009, 05:21 PM) QUOTE (Lady April @ Jun 17 2009, 01:02 PM) QUOTE (*Limelight* @ Jun 17 2009, 12:48 AM) Today I bought a 6 dvd set that includes: The holy Grail, The Life of Brian, and The Meaning of life. YAY LIMEY PIE!!!!!!!!! And i finally got to watch The Holy Grail Two of my favorite lines from that movie: "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" "Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done." Your arm's off! "It's Merely a Flesh Wound" No it isn't.

QUOTE (Test4VitalSigns @ Jun 17 2009, 11:02 PM) http://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt299/horndog3009/Lucy_Pinder_jiggle.gif Shouldn't this be in another thread?

QUOTE (*Limelight* @ Jun 17 2009, 05:21 PM) QUOTE (Lady April @ Jun 17 2009, 01:02 PM) QUOTE (*Limelight* @ Jun 17 2009, 12:48 AM) Today I bought a 6 dvd set that includes: The holy Grail, The Life of Brian, and The Meaning of life. YAY LIMEY PIE!!!!!!!!! And i finally got to watch The Holy Grail Two of my favorite lines from that movie: "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" "Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done." Your arm's off!

Hey Tick, these guys look familiar? http://gifbin.com/bin/320875924.gif

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Dear Society, Please stop sucking so much, and soon. With Love, Southernjim

QUOTE (Cygnus @ Dec 5 2008, 04:59 PM) My daughter and son- in- law just gave out Christmas cards, telling everyone to open at the same time. Mine said Dad on the envelop, but when I opened it up it said Merry Christmas Grandpa. She is 5 weeks along so wish them luck.

That movie was sexual chocolate... except the blue dong flyin' around constantly.... Rorschach more than made up for it.

QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jan 6 2009, 08:10 PM) worst thread ever. You're going to hell!

QUOTE (treeduck @ Oct 8 2006, 12:09 AM) I'm a big fan of Buckethead, anyone else like him in here? http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/6869/bucketman6ar.jpg http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/1242/bucketheadliveagain2yh.jpg http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/7939/sguitar8pf.jpg http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/1299/bucketpedals4hp.jpg http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7360/bucketbanjo7bl.jpg That les paul is just sexy.

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QUOTE (theredtamasrule @ Jan 18 2009, 05:40 PM) Is it just me or does Underworld 2: Rise of the Lycans look like it was shot at Helm's Deep? As far as I know, this is #3

if the them to this thread is questions without answers, prepare for the best one ever. "Why are boobs so awesome?"

Boobs are completely worthless, and I'd never like to see any more!

I have sex only with Wiccans.

hmmmm...... My only experiences with stalking involved cars,vegetables, pedestrians, open windows, and throwing things from them at high speeds... Although, that might just be my problem...