The Notorious B.S.G.

QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Sep 20 2004, 04:19 PM) Ahh...I see everyone's gotten their jollies today... And now, let's raise a glass to that most glorious nonsense poet, Theodore Seuss Geisel, who penned THESE immortal words (get a load of THIS, Mr. Peart ) "Bump, bump, bump...did you ever ride a Wump? We have a Wump with just one hump, But we know a man named Mr. Gump. Mr. Gump has a seven hump Wump. So....if you like to go Bump, Bump, Just jump on the hump of the Wump of Gump." (transcribed proudly without cheating by a mom who's read One Fish Two Fish three gazillion times.) I do not like it in a house. I do not like it with a mouse. I do not like it Sam-I-am! I do not like green eggs and ham! (But, GG's Suess quote, I like.)

Oh help! Oh help! I need a tissue! But this is most definitely NOT.... A documentary issue!

QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Sep 20 2004, 10:46 AM) Zed is how they pronounce the letter "Z" up in the Great White North...I imagine the boys say, "Why Why Zed." I think I've even heard Ged say Zed... Hey, we've got the makings of a Dr. Seuss book here..."Ged says Zed...while standing on his head..."

Zed! ________________________ Who's Zed? Zed's dead, baby! Zed's dead. - Pulp Fiction

QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Sep 18 2004, 05:02 PM) I am very embarassed.... Sorry, NPG I thought he was a model from a mag or something.... Gosh! I'm sorry. I know you know I was teasing, at least I think I know.... you know? No sweat? No hard feelings? And I'm sure Chas and NPG take it as quite a compliment, no? Ya know?

QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Sep 14 2004, 09:06 AM)'Bufotenine. Hell of an hallucinogen. He's gone. He won't be coming back anytime soon.' (Pause). 'Discovery Channel.' Another clue or another quote from the same movie?

Here's one of that drummer dude. Now, wait just a darn minute! SECURITY!!!! SECURITY!!!!!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/BSGDrummer.jpg

QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Sep 18 2004, 09:22 AM) I assure you, I'm lauging WITH (not at) you, AGP!

Sorry! Didn't fall for it, guys!

Lock and Key "The heart of a lonely hunter guards a dangerous frontier."

QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Sep 14 2004, 09:06 AM) Thank you, GG! OK, next quote: 'Bufotenine. Hell of an hallucinogen. He's gone. He won't be coming back anytime soon.' (Pause). 'Discovery Channel.' Dangitall! I KNOW I've heard this.... Ok, a guess outta the blue. 13 Ghosts? (I know it's probably not your type of flick, Jack.)

QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Sep 17 2004, 12:37 AM) ... and of corse around the holidays a must have for all the kids is " A Christmas story" ull shoot ur eye out~~ .... Oh yeah! The Ralphie movie! Love it!

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Ways Women Turn Down Men (Sorry, guys. Some of these are funny.) Man: Haven't I seen you some place before? Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. _______________________________ Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. _______________________________ Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. _______________________________ Man: Can I buy you a drink? Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money. _______________________________ Man: How did you get to be so beautiful? Woman: I must have been given your share. _______________________________ Man: Your face must turn a few heads. Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs. _______________________________ Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. Woman: Okay, get out. _______________________________ Man: I think I could make you very happy. Woman: Why? Are you leaving? _______________________________ Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. _______________________________ Man: Can I have your name? Woman: Why? Don't you already have one? _______________________________ Man: Shall we go see a movie? Woman: I've already seen one. _______________________________ Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. _______________________________

QUOTE (Moonraker @ Sep 16 2004, 10:39 AM) ....that guy needs to remove himself from the gene pool right quick. I believe that will be arranged real soon.

I myself have the inestimable honor of hearing most every kid flick known to modern man. This is due to the fact that my vehicle comes equipped with an onboard video player. (Great for long trips with young offspring and highly recommended for such.) Some of the best I've heard: Ice Age (that squirrel cracks me up every time) Monsters, Inc. Toy Story (both the first and second ones) Brother Bear - The moose are played by Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis of SCTV in a modified version of their McKenzie Brothers' persona. BTW, I'm sure everyone here knows of the song the "brothers" did w/ Geddy Lee on lead vocals - "Take Off!" (to the Great White North). Finding Nemo Alladin - It still cracks me up, but I don't think I've ever actually seen it. Lotsa others, but my mind wanders.....

Yeah. I like the idea of separate threads. Muliti-subject single threads so often get off-topic and go wildly off-course IMO.

Italians upset? Fuhgettaboutit!

Thought about posting this in one of the hurricane threads, but we have so MANY of them, I just put it here. Ten Reasons Why Hurricanes Are Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights) 8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores 7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials" 6. Family coming to stay with you 5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling 4. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and in large quantities 3. Days off from work 2. Candles And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas .. At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!

QUOTE (Moonraker @ Sep 14 2004, 04:26 PM) QUOTE (BSG @ Sep 14 2004, 12:25 PM) QUOTE (Moonraker @ Sep 14 2004, 04:24 PM) QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Sep 14 2004, 05:30 AM) http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg09142004/RipVTide.jpg Another of the changes George Lucas has made to 'The Empire Strikes Back'. Your kidding me right? Umm... isn't this the JOKE forum, Moon? Lol, you never know, GL is getting pretty wacky these days. Yes he is. I was only playin' wid ya, Young Jedi! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/GIFs/sterb029.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/GIFs/starwars.gif

QUOTE (Moonraker @ Sep 14 2004, 04:24 PM) QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Sep 14 2004, 05:30 AM) http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg09142004/RipVTide.jpg Another of the changes George Lucas has made to 'The Empire Strikes Back'. Your kidding me right? Umm... isn't this the JOKE forum, Moon?

Oops! Forgot to respond. Until now. I read and understand, Lucky Jack!

A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step: "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/bsg2112/longhappylife.jpg "I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day", she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all." "This is absolutely amazing at your age!!!!", says the passer-by. "How old are you?" "Thirty two."

QUOTE (Moonraker @ Sep 13 2004, 03:52 PM) QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Sep 13 2004, 09:34 AM) What happened to Yoda?? Hey Yoda! You got the answer right!! I dunno, he posted once and then went into hiding. If I had an X-Wing, I would check Degobah, but I dont know how to get there Jack A. stole my only working R2 unit Return to us he will. Patient we must be. In the meantime, a guess: Beneath, Between & Behind (the leaves and branches)