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Everything posted by lerxt1990
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Oh cmon, its been too long since you enjoyed it He's a lumberjack and he's Okay
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A side story - the van they are in for their clandestine operation has on the side a logo that says "Honest Lou's" - thats an actual exterminator supply in Phila. Its supposed to be for professionals only, but my friend went there, oh 15 years ago, and said to the clerk, "Honest Lou, I have some honest cash, can I have your most deadly cure for roaches?" Classic - they gave it to him.
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12 Monkeys is an excellent film. I really like its weirdness.
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QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Jun 22 2006, 05:51 AM) "Colon Blow? Sounds delicious... but is it higher in fiber than my regular cereal?" It would take 10, 000 bowls of your cereal to equal the high-fiber content of Colon Blow! WARNING: May cause abdomenal distention. Consult a physician. So what are YOUR favorite SNL commercials? "Oops, I Crapped My Pants"? "New Shimmer, the Floor Wax AND Dessert Topping"? "Happy Fun Ball"? "Bad Idea Jeans"? AWESOME!!!!! I remember that!!!!!!!!!!! Mine was something along the lines of Macho Wipe - its was sandpaper toilet paper...
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^^^Named names
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^^^ Very unforgiving of typographic errors
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http://www.cookingforengineers.com/hello/259/958/640/DSC_0980_crop.jpg
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^^^ Thinks Amercians know where Scotland is, not knowing they think its in Arizona
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^^^ Lusts after loved-crazed arachnids
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I can name three people that have never been in my kitchen: 1. Dave Brubeck 2. Tony Curtis 3. Liam Neeson
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Im watching the last Star Wars on HBO - I like this movie more that Ive watched it a couple of times. Still not nuts about Hayden Christensen, but the movie is pretty cool, especially the last 1/3d. Movie, I guess, plus nostaligia, as I saw them all form the beginning in the theater, and remember seeing that first one.... Still pissed Mace didnt kill the Emporer.
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^^^ Brushes teeth with toilet brush
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^^^ Rides sidesaddle
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^^^ Refuses to apologize that he just made ME throw up
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^^^Drives slow in the left lane
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QUOTE (doubled_mystic @ Jun 20 2006, 08:11 PM) ^^^^doesn't appreicate that sometimes 90's cliches are ok ^^^ Doesnt realize that my life IS a 90s management guru cliche
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^^^ Likes using popular management guru terms of the 90s
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^^^ Makes no damn sense
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^^^ Enjoys silly humor
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^^^ So does he. Um, oops.
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^^^ Eats out of a money's ass.
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QUOTE (ouchithurts @ Jun 18 2006, 11:47 AM) QUOTE (Alien Girl @ Jun 18 2006, 11:30 AM) oh eww....Casino gave me the willies...particularly the vise part. blech, blech, blech. http://www.carlciarfalio.com/images/Casinovise.jpg That is disturbing - where the hell did you get that photo?
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QUOTE (2112-Rob-2112 @ Jun 18 2006, 06:25 PM) u guys see the unrated where his eye pops out No! Cool
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"I think you might not understand what it is I do..." Pesci's a classic. "Charlie M!?!? YOu make me pop out your eyeball for Charlie M.!?!?!!?"
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Lots of good ones, but The Cos was the best (minus that last year with Pam character ). AFter becoming a parent (three times) I find myself laughing at stuff he said and did on the show that were right on the mark. "Son, you still beeboppin' to whatever's going through your head?"