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In looking at that I saw this VERY funny Ali G - Andy Rooney interview - hysterical!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hd19voNX30

At the time I bought the first TV that cost more than my first car, I virtually stopped watching But I do peek in a half hour a day at some movies or HD science shows. And I watched the NHL Playoffs... The only latest reality tv Ive seen is some crazy show, Hell's Kitchen, where the head chef lambasts the poor chefs... hysterical.

QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Aug 7 2006, 06:21 AM) Poll edited to add what I think is the best option. How harsh! How true for many!

QUOTE (Moonraker @ Aug 7 2006, 09:14 AM) Boz Scaggs is too busy running Slim's out here in San Francisco to waste his time with a reality tv show. Is that what he's doing these days? SF eh? Love that town in a BIG way!

Now that Gene Simmons is getting his show, who is next?

QUOTE (Drumnut @ Aug 6 2006, 09:40 PM) QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Aug 6 2006, 06:36 PM)All things being cyclical, I am predicting that this whole reality TV thing will come to an end in about five years. Perhaps sooner. Either way, it can't come soon enough. However, it will probably be replaced by something much worse. Ozzy, Gene Simmons, how much worse can it get?! Ronnie James Dio Rob Halford Eddie Van Halen Boz Scaggs.. Wait a minute - this smells of a poll.....

do do do do do wacka wucka wacka wucka wacka do do do do do wacka wucka wacka wucka wacka Love it man, love it. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Match_Game2.JPG Information on Match Game from Wikipedia

Match Game baby. Its so bad its good. Charles Nelson Reilly, Richard Dawson, Bert Convey, aw man, awesome....

QUOTE (Drumnut @ Aug 5 2006, 09:55 PM) Okay, now I've heard it all: GENE SIMMONS LANDS REALITY TV SHOW QUOTE KISS rocker GENE SIMMONS is set to become the new OZZY OSBOURNE after opening up his home for a new reality TV show. Simmons' new show GENE SIMMONS' FAMILY JEWELS will air on American cable network A+E later this year (06) after he impressed TV bosses with a BIOGRAPHY special last year (05). A+E boss BOB DeBITETTO hopes the new show will fill the void left by hit reality series THE OSBOURNES. He says, "Gene lives in an interesting world, both unconventional and traditional at the same time." The new show will revolve around Simmons, his longtime partner SHANNON TWEED and their two kids. www.contactmusic.com I actually watched the Ozzy show a little and it was funny for a while. Gene is a ham and an egomaniac, this show might actually be pretty funny...

QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jun 20 2006, 08:33 PM) of course it's all about the $$$ but i do admit to being an american idol fan, as well as a rabid reality television fan in general. Yes it is. These hsows are INCREDIBLY inexpensive to produce. They are big moneymakers for the networks, who are running for their lives due to satellite, digital cable, etc....

QUOTE (KublaKhan @ Aug 5 2006, 07:10 PM) I think we all would love a billion dollars. Personally Id rather have a quattuordecillion dollars. US or Canadian, no worries.

Walk! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlNm9g0zPs4

"How'd you like a bat up your nightdress" he later said to Mrs. Richards! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKiOd5Gst_Q

QUOTE (GeddyRulz @ Jul 31 2006, 02:09 PM) And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged

I dont know about that. I saw one last Sunday on Evolution vs. Creationism that was hysterical. "Dont you have an exhibit on creationism?" - Ned "Sure we do" - museum dude <Cut to display case with mechanical arm pointing and adam and eve and animals appearing. In the background is the Doobie Bros. "What a Fool Believes">

QUOTE (Storm Shadow @ Jul 26 2006, 10:31 PM) Neil's not very rocking either though. He should change it to Brick McFist How about: Thud McElwood

QUOTE (Deathbyspartan @ Jul 24 2006, 05:56 AM) Blesserd are the cheese makers. aww thats nice they have had a hard time. I want to have a baby. You what! I want to have a baby. You can't have a baby. Don't oppress me. I'm not opressing you, you don't have a bloodey Womb. The cheesemakers? Whats so bloody special about the cheesemakers?!?!? Well obviously it wasnt meant to be taken lit'rally - he meant the makers of all dairy products....

1. I made and drank a Cosmopolitan just now. 2. I felt like a girl. 3. I made it in my energy shake cup, and I think I like it

An oldie but a goodie courtesy of Buddy Hacket: Lady goes into a dentist office. He says, "Youre going to need root canal." "Ooooooh, Id rather have a baby!" "Well tell me which one you want, because I have to adjust the chair..."

QUOTE (Der Trommler @ Jun 11 2006, 11:43 PM) QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Jun 11 2006, 11:14 PM) QUOTE (Der Trommler @ Jun 11 2006, 01:32 AM) QUOTE (MrMiltonBanana @ Jun 11 2006, 12:55 AM) Big nose. Big nose? Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'! Me? What Jesus fails to realize is that its the meek that are the PROBLEM! "Wolf nipple chips, get them while their hot their lovely....." CLASSIC!

QUOTE (third hand grace @ Jul 22 2006, 08:35 PM) I FART in Monty Pythons general direction. YOu and all your silly k-a-niggets....

Classic as well!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COcbHCAeD10

Id like to know how Margot Kidder aged into Kate Bosworth. Holy cow!

While were at it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3Ts1EUsNWY