Fridge

^^^ Wishes his dick was as much as 1 inch long, and is not bright enough to realise that there are very few American cars in Scotland

^^^ Only too keen to share EVERYTHING.....if you know what I mean.

^^^ Has just proved my point again

I would join you Gary, but this damn firewall is blocking me i think, and I don't have adsmin priveliges...I'll have to wait till I get home a week Wednesday.

^^^ Wishes he could think of a decent flame

^^^ Is secretly desperate to know where to buy a copy of said sticker

^^^ Begged to live in the boot of said Buick after his trailer was demolished by a tornado, but he couldn't afford the rent.

^^^ was given a trial as a temporary relief manure shoveler but was sacked due to incompetence

^^^ Not very good at flaming on this evidence....

^^^ Constantly wishes other parts of his anatomy were up the backside of an elephant, however he knows that in reality he couldn't satisfy a mouse

^^^ Is jealous of said horse

^^^ Does not understand ANY language that doesn't invole grunts, clicks, and whistles

^^^ Works as a "fluffer" on the sets of Donkeylove.com movies to pay off his debt

^^^ Has "tried out" Scared Guy many times, if you know what I mean

^^^ Is panicking now as his bank has just sent a letter cancelling his remortgage due to checking on his credit history and finding that he has a running account with donkeylove.com which is $100,000 overdrawn

^^^ His entire salary doesn't stretch to cover the porno and he has had to remortgage his house

^^^ Fell over and banged her head whilst trying it out

^^ Sniffs and licks the urine soaked mattress in the morning

^^ And he should know seeing as he's been my "bitch" for ten of them

Entres Nous Well, rock your seat, move your feet

^^ Doesn't know what conjugal means

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Making Memories i presume

Red Barchetta

Believe it or not, the best gig I have ever been to was Slayer, during the Reign in Pain tour (I think it was back in'87). I'm not normally the biggest fan of thrash, but these guys had something very special indeed. Tight as a gnats chuff, and hammered out with an unrelenting intensity, we were awestruck at the end of it. Next to no stage show, just the music. Funny thing is, I went to see them on the "South of heaven" tour and they just weren't aas good. A once in a lifetime experience I think.