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Joe Bonamassa @ the Waterfront hall Belfast 06/12 What a guitarist that Joe is! He is just superb and the sound was absolutely fantastic and crystal clear. I thought the sound at Jeff Beck in the Ulster hall was good but this was just exquisite. Every note he hit was spot on... The support band was Sandi Thom and her band... ...and to top the night off we headed into the Garrick Bar (Belfast) for a few Shandies and guess who walked in for a few pints of the black stuff...JOE BONAMASSA!! ---Sandi was there too! We ended up talking to him and he signed our tickets and had photos taken ...he really is a top bloke!! Alas it was all over when the tour bus picked him up outside - he didn't even stay over in Belfast

We Hold On

Hold Your Fire

Plankton does rule the world

that dick from Nickelback

Justin Timberlake Robbie *ucking Williams

I actually sat beside him at Lansdowne Road a few back (Ireland v Scotland)...he had a body guard with him There was a crowd of fellas behind us and one of them shouted...hey there Chris De Burgh...and another shouted..feck I hope he doesn't start singing (he's 4ft 2" )

QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Dec 15 2007, 04:30 PM) Let's copntinue a Saturday morning 80s revue! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvHhngeD2K8 http://www.cdeb.com/images/ultimate2.jpg aaaaggggggggghhhhh my eyes my eyes.....aaaghhhh.....my ears my ears

The Quiet Man

QUOTE (Hatchetaxe&saw @ Nov 6 2007, 11:59 AM) I decided I'd wait a few days, hoping someone else would get it(As an Irishman I have an unfair advantage)...... Shure bejaysus, 'tis The Quiet Man. So it is. Yours, Sean Thornton. Great movie. My favourite movie... Well done ... "Sir. Sir. Here's a good stick to beat the lovely lady with."

"furnaces so hot they make a man forget his fear of hell!"

Intermission

QUOTE (Melll @ Nov 2 2007, 11:29 AM) Zed. It's the proper way, like god intended... indeed

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"

For all you ladies out there... THE LONELY BRAIN CELL Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet. 'Hello?' she cried, but no answer. 'Is there anyone here?' she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and shouted at the top of her voice, 'HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?' Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away............. 'We're down here .'

Opening Credits: Waking Up: NEW WORLD MAN First Day At School: KID GLOVES Falling In Love: SUMMERTIME BLUES Fight Song: SWEET MIRACLE Breaking Up: TAI SHAN Prom: SHAPES OF THINGS Life: GHOST OF A CHANCE Mental Breakdown: CHAIN LIGHTNING Driving: THE COLOR OF RIGHT Flashback: BRAVEST FACE Getting Back Together: NEED SOME LOVE Wedding: TIME AND MOTION Birth of Child: FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH Final Battle: ANAGRAM Death Scene: THE BIG WHEEL Funeral Song: BENEATH, BETWEEN AND BEHIND End Credits: PRESTO

An Irish Ghost Story This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though itsounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, its true. John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelterand without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door...only to realise there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on!! The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead andsaw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralysed with terror, watched as the hand repeatedly came through the window, but never touched or harmed him. Shortly thereafter John saw the lights of a pub appear down theroad, so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had. A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realised he was crying and....wasn't drunk. Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other... 'Look Paddy.....there's that f ..king idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!!!!'

I wish they would the inevitable and do an unplugged set

A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland the teachers pet gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, punch line "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."

QUOTE (dtrice @ Sep 19 2007, 04:51 PM) Definately the best new comic I've heard in like ten years! He's been around here for over 20 years now

wild hogs....with tim allen john travolta etc......what a pile of dung!

He's brilliant...have all his DVD's ...seen him once in Belfast....hilarious

The Good News First LOVE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there . Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act,she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news And some bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved ,hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

No Zepp

QUOTE (blonde77th @ Aug 29 2007, 04:20 PM) QUOTE (Milton Bridge @ Aug 29 2007, 10:27 AM) Scott as a budding Barney with his new camera http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w254/sodor/DSCF0320.jpg Awe Nice to see him wearing his Gers top