Mike Check

In total yes. I thought you were talking on one paw for some reason

:laughing guy:

Don't MOON me with that bow

Jurassic World..who needs drones where you can get a flying pet dino

Wishing I hadn't forgotten my left over Olive Garden at home.

No, they can be hilarious when they are like that; we have two! I have two too..almost 20 and 21. The 20 year old has all the bad parts of her mom and bio-dad.

How does her being in a 'pissy mood' make you a bad Parent? Just buy a straight jacket, put it on her, and set her in the corner for a couple hours and see if her attitude changes! And don't worry, I didn't think of that particular 'fixit' until my daughter was MUCH older And living out from my own place....lol From finding her pissy mood amusing..I'm surely going to Hell but I'll be in good company

Doing my celebrating this weekend and combining it with the wife's birthday.

My daughter slamming stuff around this morning from being in a pissy mood. Does that make me a bad parent?

:goodone:

Wishing I hadn't forgotten my phone at home

^either has too many claws or is bad at math

Where's a giant gong when you need it? Hard to MOONwalk away from that one

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^wonder why she tries to sneak up on me

I passed a cow over the weekend. It had a blueish tint and I could have sworn it said mooooon

Only two days until :bump: day

The place is packed I needed that The bottles cracked I'm glad for that A good nights rest? forget about that I feel alive in this dive so I'll drink to that

Ohhh caught in a mosh

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Thinking of something worth sharing

And now I'm roasting..like the MOON when it falls into the sun eventually

I don't really wish him dead..just gone

If I mustn't than I won't. I'm a lawful bloke, I am

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