> UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
> (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
> I know I'm not going to understand women.
> I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
> pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
> and still be afraid of a spider.
> CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
> A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
> The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers
> that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him
> down the correct aisle.
> A few minutes later; he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball
> of string on the counter.
> She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some
> tampons for your wife?
> He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife
> to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a
> tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo
> much cheaper.
> So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she.
>> W O R D S
> A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
> 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
> The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
> everything to men...
> The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
> > WHO DOES WHAT
> A man and his wife were having an argument about
> should brew the coffee each morning.
> The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
> and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
> The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
> you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
> Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
> that the man should do the coffee."
> Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
> So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
> and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
> THE SILENT TREATMENT
> A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
> other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
> day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
> Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on
> a piece of paper,
> "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
> The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
> and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
> see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
> the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
> Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
> God may have created man before woman,
> but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.