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#5441 Your_Lion

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Posted 05 January 2017 - 03:06 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 January 2017 - 09:44 AM, said:

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View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 January 2017 - 09:34 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 08:43 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 07:12 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 05:41 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 04:34 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 January 2017 - 11:41 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 01 January 2017 - 06:57 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 30 December 2016 - 11:14 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 30 December 2016 - 06:03 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 December 2016 - 08:50 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 29 December 2016 - 02:38 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 09:29 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.
Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... :whipgirl:
What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?
I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:
Waitress!  We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...
Try me with some rice. :fistbump: Don't play with your food.
He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.
Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake!  :hi:
Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.
Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one. :)
listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.
What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park? :popcorn:
this little number - here it is, it's called - Restaurant sketch.
Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favourite: ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high. :yay:
I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish
Ah well, it's been on order for two weeks, sir, I was expecting it this morning.
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. :scared:
Dear Sir, I object strongly to the posts on your thread. They are clearly not written by Rush fans and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers.
Oh honestly dear, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?

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Posted 05 January 2017 - 05:38 PM

View PostYour_Lion, on 05 January 2017 - 03:06 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 January 2017 - 09:44 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 January 2017 - 08:10 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 January 2017 - 10:19 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 January 2017 - 09:34 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 08:43 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 07:12 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 05:41 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 04:34 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 January 2017 - 11:41 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 01 January 2017 - 06:57 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 30 December 2016 - 11:14 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 30 December 2016 - 06:03 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 December 2016 - 08:50 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 29 December 2016 - 02:38 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 09:29 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.
Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... :whipgirl:
What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?
I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:
Waitress!  We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...
Try me with some rice. :fistbump: Don't play with your food.
He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.
Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake!  :hi:
Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.
Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one. :)
listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.
What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park? :popcorn:
this little number - here it is, it's called - Restaurant sketch.
Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favourite: ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high. :yay:
I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish
Ah well, it's been on order for two weeks, sir, I was expecting it this morning.
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. :scared:
Dear Sir, I object strongly to the posts on your thread. They are clearly not written by Rush fans and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers.
Oh honestly dear, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?
this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

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Posted 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 January 2017 - 05:38 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 05 January 2017 - 03:06 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 05 January 2017 - 09:44 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 04 January 2017 - 08:10 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 04 January 2017 - 10:19 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 04 January 2017 - 09:34 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 08:43 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 07:12 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 03 January 2017 - 05:41 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 03 January 2017 - 04:34 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 01 January 2017 - 11:41 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 01 January 2017 - 06:57 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 30 December 2016 - 11:14 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 30 December 2016 - 06:03 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 29 December 2016 - 08:50 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 03:26 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 29 December 2016 - 02:38 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 29 December 2016 - 09:29 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 28 December 2016 - 06:05 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 28 December 2016 - 11:55 AM, said:

I walked out with blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a most charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent persons, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.
Sh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something... :whipgirl:
What, those two getting married... Your_Lion what are you doing marrying him?
I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:
Waitress!  We've decided now, we're going to have leg of Blackhawkrush ...
Try me with some rice. :fistbump: Don't play with your food.
He's that most rare of criminals ... a blancmange impersonator and cannibal.
Oh, call me "The", for heaven's sake!  :hi:
Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.
Right, well look, I'll call you Arthur Wilson one. :)
listen to me, smartarse, when you're King of France,... you've got better things to do than go around all day remembering your bloody number.
What about that little number you've got tucked away in Lakeside Park? :popcorn:
this little number - here it is, it's called - Restaurant sketch.
Now, zis afternoon, we have monsieur's favourite: ze jugged hare. Ze hare is very high. :yay:
I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish
Ah well, it's been on order for two weeks, sir, I was expecting it this morning.
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this. :scared:
Dear Sir, I object strongly to the posts on your thread. They are clearly not written by Rush fans and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., William Knickers.
Oh honestly dear, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?
this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.
Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.  :P :codger:  :P

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Posted 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.  :P :codger:  :P
Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:

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Posted 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.  :P :codger:  :P
Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:
They mean to win Wimbledon

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Posted 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.  :P :codger:  :P
Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:
They mean to win Wimbledon
I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London  :moon: :drool: :moon:  Pooves on Saturday.

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Posted 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.  :P :codger:  :P
Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:
They mean to win Wimbledon
I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London  :moon: :drool: :moon:  Pooves on Saturday.
'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.

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Posted 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.  :P :codger:  :P
Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:
They mean to win Wimbledon
I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London  :moon: :drool: :moon:  Pooves on Saturday.
'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.
No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.' :popcorn:

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Posted 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.  :P :codger:  :P
Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:
They mean to win Wimbledon
I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London  :moon: :drool: :moon:  Pooves on Saturday.
'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.
No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.' :popcorn:
What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  :huh:

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Posted 07 January 2017 - 01:42 PM

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.  :P :codger:  :P
Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:
They mean to win Wimbledon
I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London  :moon: :drool: :moon:  Pooves on Saturday.
'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.
No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.' :popcorn:
What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  :huh:
Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. :hug2:

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Posted 09 January 2017 - 09:40 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 01:42 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.  :P :codger:  :P
Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:
They mean to win Wimbledon
I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London  :moon: :drool: :moon:  Pooves on Saturday.
'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.
No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.' :popcorn:
What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  :huh:
Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. :hug2:
Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

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Posted 09 January 2017 - 12:25 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 09:40 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 01:42 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.  :P :codger:  :P
Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:
They mean to win Wimbledon
I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London  :moon: :drool: :moon:  Pooves on Saturday.
'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.
No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.' :popcorn:
What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  :huh:
Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. :hug2:
Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?
A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!  I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!

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Posted 09 January 2017 - 02:32 PM

View PostYour_Lion, on 09 January 2017 - 12:25 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 09:40 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 01:42 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.  :P :codger:  :P
Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:
They mean to win Wimbledon
I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London  :moon: :drool: :moon:  Pooves on Saturday.
'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.
No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.' :popcorn:
What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  :huh:
Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. :hug2:
Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?
A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!  I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!
and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.

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Posted 09 January 2017 - 05:19 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 09 January 2017 - 12:25 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 09:40 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 01:42 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.  :P :codger:  :P
Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:
They mean to win Wimbledon
I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London  :moon: :drool: :moon:  Pooves on Saturday.
'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.
No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.' :popcorn:
What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  :huh:
Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. :hug2:
Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?
A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!  I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!
and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.
Have to get a bigger bottle.  :outtahere:

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Posted 09 January 2017 - 06:31 PM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 January 2017 - 05:19 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 09 January 2017 - 12:25 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 09:40 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 01:42 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.  :P :codger:  :P
Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:
They mean to win Wimbledon
I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London  :moon: :drool: :moon:  Pooves on Saturday.
'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.
No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.' :popcorn:
What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  :huh:
Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. :hug2:
Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?
A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!  I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!
and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.
Have to get a bigger bottle.  :outtahere:
Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.

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Posted 10 January 2017 - 04:28 AM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 06:31 PM, said:

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Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.  :P :codger:  :P
Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:
They mean to win Wimbledon
I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London  :moon: :drool: :moon:  Pooves on Saturday.
'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.
No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.' :popcorn:
What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  :huh:
Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. :hug2:
Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?
A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!  I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!
and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.
Have to get a bigger bottle.  :outtahere:
Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.
I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.

#5457 Citizen of the World

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Posted 10 January 2017 - 09:22 AM

View PostYour_Lion, on 10 January 2017 - 04:28 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 06:31 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 January 2017 - 05:19 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 09 January 2017 - 12:25 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 09:40 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 01:42 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.  :P :codger:  :P
Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:
They mean to win Wimbledon
I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London  :moon: :drool: :moon:  Pooves on Saturday.
'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.
No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.' :popcorn:
What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  :huh:
Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. :hug2:
Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?
A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!  I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!
and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.
Have to get a bigger bottle.  :outtahere:
Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.
I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.
And three tins of beans for me please.

#5458 blackhawkrush

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Posted 10 January 2017 - 06:29 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 10 January 2017 - 09:22 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 10 January 2017 - 04:28 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 06:31 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 January 2017 - 05:19 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 09 January 2017 - 12:25 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 09:40 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 01:42 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.  :P :codger:  :P
Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:
They mean to win Wimbledon
I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London  :moon: :drool: :moon:  Pooves on Saturday.
'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.
No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.' :popcorn:
What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  :huh:
Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. :hug2:
Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?
A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!  I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!
and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.
Have to get a bigger bottle.  :outtahere:
Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.
I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.
And three tins of beans for me please.
Who's got wind................................ :ph34r:..........................Catch.

#5459 Citizen of the World

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 11:10 AM

View Postblackhawkrush, on 10 January 2017 - 06:29 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 10 January 2017 - 09:22 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 10 January 2017 - 04:28 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 06:31 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 January 2017 - 05:19 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 09 January 2017 - 12:25 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 09:40 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 01:42 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.  :P :codger:  :P
Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:
They mean to win Wimbledon
I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London  :moon: :drool: :moon:  Pooves on Saturday.
'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.
No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.' :popcorn:
What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  :huh:
Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. :hug2:
Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?
A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!  I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!
and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.
Have to get a bigger bottle.  :outtahere:
Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.
I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.
And three tins of beans for me please.
Who's got wind................................ :ph34r:..........................Catch.
I fart in your general direction!

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Posted 11 January 2017 - 02:56 PM

View PostCitizen of the World, on 11 January 2017 - 11:10 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 10 January 2017 - 06:29 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 10 January 2017 - 09:22 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 10 January 2017 - 04:28 AM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 06:31 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 09 January 2017 - 05:19 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 02:32 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 09 January 2017 - 12:25 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 09 January 2017 - 09:40 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 01:42 PM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 12:03 PM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 07 January 2017 - 11:25 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 07 January 2017 - 10:12 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 06 January 2017 - 06:14 PM, said:

View PostCitizen of the World, on 06 January 2017 - 10:42 AM, said:

View PostYour_Lion, on 06 January 2017 - 05:53 AM, said:

View Postblackhawkrush, on 05 January 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Yes, it's the store's rag week. The senior staff don't join in much.  :P :codger:  :P
Why does the senior personnel all bear the names of Hollywood film stars of the forties :huh:
They mean to win Wimbledon
I don't think they can be really fancying their chances against the London  :moon: :drool: :moon:  Pooves on Saturday.
'tis a story of a man's great love for his... fellow men.
No. I don't know that bit. Do the bit about  'Alas poor Yorick.' :popcorn:
What? It's acting innit? Well I'm a plumber. I can't act.  :huh:
Right, just the man. How much do you charge...excellent. Right. I want you to go along to see the wife. Give her a full examination. :hug2:
Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?
A disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes. This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. The chance of a lifetime!  I'll show them at the Royal College of Surgeons! I'll make them sit up and take notice!!!
and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there'll never be any diseases ever again.
Have to get a bigger bottle.  :outtahere:
Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.
I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons.
And three tins of beans for me please.
Who's got wind................................ :ph34r:..........................Catch.
I fart in your general direction!
...I'm just getting...I'm just getting a loud buzzing noise in my left ear. :|




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